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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Floppy meetinghouse
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Beady-eyed Misanthropic Orchestra Pit Jap
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
glittery cumskin
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
glittery cumskin
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Cerebral Factory Reset Button
  04/08/25
that's rude
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
...
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Bipolar lake national karate
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Bateful aggressive gas station
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/08/25
...
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/08/25
...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/09/25
...
crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Supple area puppy
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Olive dilemma mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/25
Ty
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/09/25
...
big violent double fault
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Shivering wine public bath corn cake
  04/09/25
...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
swashbuckling onyx station sex offender
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
laughsome hairless range candlestick maker
  05/02/25
...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  05/12/25
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Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Olive dilemma mad-dog skullcap
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
glittery cumskin
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
glittery cumskin
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
cyan impertinent juggernaut affirmative action
  06/03/25
...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  06/26/25
OP?
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  06/27/25
...
Cracking Chad Windowlicker
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Misanthropic Orchestra Pit Jap

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Factory Reset Button

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bipolar lake national karate

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Ocher Stirring Dingle Berry Spot

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bateful aggressive gas station

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz idiot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Supple area puppy

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Olive dilemma mad-dog skullcap

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: big violent double fault



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Shivering wine public bath corn cake

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling onyx station sex offender

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: laughsome hairless range candlestick maker

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Olive dilemma mad-dog skullcap

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: glittery cumskin

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: glittery cumskin

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: cyan impertinent juggernaut affirmative action

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Cracking Chad Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49145215)