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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Charismatic Maniacal New Version
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Cowardly trailer park half-breed
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
insanely creepy well-lubricated resort international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Wonderful point
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Mustard Jew
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
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  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
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  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Lilac Haunted Graveyard Incel
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
stimulating rusted garrison
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Razzmatazz voyeur
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Emerald Vibrant Ape
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Soul-stirring onyx theater stage black woman
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
talented coral rigpig
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
adulterous dashing school cafeteria
  06/30/25
cr
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
stimulating rusted garrison
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
poppy church rigor
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Soul-stirring onyx theater stage black woman
  06/30/25
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Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Emerald Vibrant Ape
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
*bussy
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  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
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  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
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  06/30/25
(actual married male)
At-the-ready stead dysfunction
  06/30/25
fuck
Emerald Vibrant Ape
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Excitant Dilemma Toaster
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Charismatic Maniacal New Version
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Emerald Vibrant Ape
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
poppy church rigor
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
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jet milk becky
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Silver wrinkle
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
trip sick potus laser beams
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Lake glittery stain
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
trip sick potus laser beams
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
trip sick potus laser beams
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Cordovan Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Balding chapel internal respiration
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Pontificating filthy space
  06/30/25
tcr
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
just jump
Motley chocolate university
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
...
olive coffee pot
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
cyan autistic degenerate ladyboy
  06/30/25
wow
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  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
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  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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Balding chapel internal respiration
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Pontificating filthy space
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Silver wrinkle
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Mustard Jew
  06/30/25
bro
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
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...
Pontificating filthy space
  06/30/25
lol
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
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  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
stimulating rusted garrison
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Unholy whorehouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
House-broken faggot firefighter coldplay fan
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Maize very tactful school
  07/01/25
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Lake glittery stain
  07/01/25
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House-broken faggot firefighter coldplay fan
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Razzle Narrow-minded Business Firm Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
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  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
poppy church rigor
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Emerald Vibrant Ape
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
...
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  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
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  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
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  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
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  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Tantric digit ratio meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
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  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
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  07/01/25
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  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
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  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
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  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
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  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
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  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
boyish medicated filthpig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
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  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
lol
Glassy Piazza Goyim
  07/07/25
wow
Aphrodisiac bronze lay
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Maniacal New Version

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Cowardly trailer park half-breed

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy well-lubricated resort international law enforcement agency

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Wonderful point

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mustard Jew

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: submissive lavender menage factory reset button

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: provocative magenta senate newt

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lilac Haunted Graveyard Incel

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: stimulating rusted garrison

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz voyeur

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Ape

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx theater stage black woman

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: talented coral rigpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: adulterous dashing school cafeteria

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: stimulating rusted garrison

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: poppy church rigor

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx theater stage black woman

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Ape

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: adulterous dashing school cafeteria

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: boyish medicated filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: brindle dead trust fund spot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: submissive lavender menage factory reset button

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Excitant Dilemma Toaster

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready stead dysfunction

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Ape

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Excitant Dilemma Toaster

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Maniacal New Version

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Ape

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: poppy church rigor

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: jet milk becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Silver wrinkle

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: trip sick potus laser beams

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lake glittery stain

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: trip sick potus laser beams

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: trip sick potus laser beams

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cordovan Toilet Seat

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Balding chapel internal respiration

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Pontificating filthy space

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Motley chocolate university

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: olive coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cyan autistic degenerate ladyboy

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cobalt comical azn

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lilac Haunted Graveyard Incel

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Motley chocolate university



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Ape



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx theater stage black woman



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Unholy whorehouse



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: House-broken faggot firefighter coldplay fan



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Balding chapel internal respiration



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Pontificating filthy space

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Silver wrinkle

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling khaki macaca



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: boyish medicated filthpig



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle thirsty kitchen



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: slate dingle berry cuckoldry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Business Firm Gay Wizard



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy well-lubricated resort international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mustard Jew

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

bro

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Pontificating filthy space



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Topaz frisky multi-billionaire roommate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Maize very tactful school

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

jfc

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: stimulating rusted garrison

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Unholy whorehouse

jfc, the poor parents

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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: House-broken faggot firefighter coldplay fan

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Maize very tactful school

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Lake glittery stain



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: House-broken faggot firefighter coldplay fan



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Business Firm Gay Wizard

He should have jumped

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Diverse bbw address

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: poppy church rigor

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Emerald Vibrant Ape

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Tantric digit ratio meetinghouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

lol

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Motley chocolate university



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Irradiated area

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Red domesticated casino

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Low-t hyperventilating tanning salon

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Nubile Hospital Quadroon

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: ultramarine hell depressive

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tantric digit ratio meetinghouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: gay galvanic yarmulke

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: boyish medicated filthpig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flesh lettuce preventive strike

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Tan pungent brethren background story



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

holy shit

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tantric digit ratio meetinghouse

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fragrant friendly grandma base

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Business Firm Gay Wizard

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: submissive lavender menage factory reset button

You jump in no matter what

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Business Firm Gay Wizard

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Business Firm Gay Wizard

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: cyan autistic degenerate ladyboy

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: submissive lavender menage factory reset button

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Dun spectacular step-uncle's house

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: boyish medicated filthpig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: laughsome aggressive range

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

that was unnecessary

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cyan autistic degenerate ladyboy



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vermilion organic girlfriend

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: House-broken faggot firefighter coldplay fan



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Glassy Piazza Goyim

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bronze lay

wow

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