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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
this is a joke thread based on : http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747581&mc=47&forum_id=2
however, i just watched the first 6 minutes of Stella.
the first 2 minutes is entirely comprised of cast cards.
the next scene is Stella as high powered stock market boss woman. short scene, silly.
the next scene was Stella and friends getting facials/massages. it was an overlong scene at like 3 minutes providing some background color to her friends (sassy, one pregnant).
i am now 6 minutes into it. enough for today.
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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Cheese-eating pit new version
"the next scene was Stella and friends getting facials"
*unzips*
Go on...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
10:00-12:00 Stella is calling her friend while dancing to uplifting music, she wants her friend to go with her to Jamaica. The call goes to voicemail and she leaves a message; she then immediately calls her again and leaves another voicemail backing out, Stella has too much on her plate - uh oh, the adventure is over before it begins!
Or is it?
Stella also has a garden, it's raining outside, her friend calls her back and says we're going to Jamaica and you can't back out! The friend is Whoopi Goldberg, wow, and she's busy stuffing scarves into mannequin genital areas as she works for Calvin Klein, multitasking as she talks to Stella, haha! What a hip and happening woman! Stella has too much work but Whoopi talks her into it.
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
Bonus session as it's Friday!
17:00-23:00 (contains a long extended scene) Stella and Whoopi are stretching on the beach. Why is Stella in pants? Whoopi is out of shape. Jamaican music again. Stella running in pants by herself on the beach. Now Stella's at breakfast, oooh she sees a hot athletic black man who is staring at her. They exchange looks. Oh, it's Taye Diggs, haha! This must be the love interest who will help her Get Her Groove Back. She asks if he's a rapper, he gives his famous smile. He says no. He's much younger than her. He wants to join her - oh, this will be a long scene. He comes over - oh he fine! They exchange pleasantries. He makes a bad joke about therapy. He's flirting. He says Shakespeare and Socrates were black, he asks about her husband or boyfriend. She asks about his age. He's 20! She says she's 40 but she's older. Awkward! Will it end before it begins? She keeps checking him out, licking her lips. He asks her to the pajama disco at night, he wants to dance with her. She plays hard to get. "Baby I'm old enough to be your mother!" He ignores her (correctly), says he will meet her there at 10pm. She says no and walks away - but does she mean it?
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
23:00-25:00 Stella is relaxing on the beach and swimming in the clear ocean. Her body looks pretty good for 40. Whoopi introduces Stella to the retired NFL players. He has a lame pickup line. Whoopi wants to set up dinner. The retired NFL player is fat and ugly and creepy. Stella doesn't want to go to dinner. The other retired NFL player has a stutter, Stella and Whoopi are a little stunned, pause and then ignore it. Whoopi wonders if she missed something by not appearing at breakfast (she did, the Young Stud!). Whoopi is going to take her NFL player to the porn shop.
Overall an awkward scene demonstrating Stella only wants a Black Chad, while Whoopi is OK getting railed by someone lower tier.
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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
second update for the day (missed a couple days previously). this is a Shocker
25:00-28:00 Stella trying on sex clothes in her hotel room, sexy music playing. Stella looks out at the beautiful view, she's in contemplation. Head arches back, exposing vulnerable neck. She wants a Man. Hot Scene. New scene: Stella went out to meet Young Hot Man at night at the party! Her tits are popping out, squeezed together. But Taye Diggs doesn't seem that much taller than her! Oh, shit! I looked him up and he is a measly 5'10" - and that is listed height, so he's probably 5'8". This is a disastrous update! Men under 6'1" Do Not Exist, oh no, the film is falling apart. I looked up Angela Bassett's height and it's listed at 5'4" - in heels, 5'8". He's done for! Is the movie arguing she would pick a Runt over a former 6'4" NFL player??? Stella's tits look good, though. They don't have real chemistry, he's too short. Oh, the film has fallen apart. They dance awkwardly together. Diggs grabs her hands, she is into it in the film (not in real life). Sexy music plays.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
32:00-34:30: Whoopi is knocking on Stella's door, Stella opens it. Diggs is 20 years old, almost 21, but he's not there! What, no sex yet even though they left together late?? Whoopi is upset that Stella kept Diggs info from her, but says he is cute. All he and Stella did was dance, but "all night long." Whoopi says she was a "chicken-shit" and should have "fucked him." Whoopi: "We in Jamaica girl! We in Jamaica. Have an affair! I won't tell anyone if you won't." Stella is thinking about what she said, pondering it...hmmm...if her friend tells her to be a SLUT with PinV, then maybe she can do it and not be judged by it? Will people find out back home? but mmmmmmmhmmmmm, PinV by some FINE (5'8") tay diggs, mmmmhmmmmmm!!!!
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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: sexy digit ratio mood
34:30-37:00 Pool scene, Stella in bikini. Looks good for her age. Taye Diggs is by the pool, shirt off - he's in good shape! Jamaican music playing. Diggs get in the pool with her, compliments her. She asks him if he wants to have sex with her, he says yes, she says OK. She wonders if it's going to be illegal because he's so much younger, he says to calm down. She smiles, looks sexy. It's on, baby!
I don't know why this didn't happen the night before while they were drunk and dancing - so she doesn't look like a total slut to the audience, I guess, she had to be in doubt about whether to move forward for dramatic tension.
I will note we're only 37 minutes into the 2 hour movie, so I assume a one night/day stand with Diggs will *not* be enough on its own for Stella to Get Her Groove Back. What will be the impediments thrown at her by the script to hold her back from her Groove for another hour and a half?
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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: cock of michael obama
39:00-43:30 It's night time. Diggs and Stella go to bed - I guess they have sex after all! No virgin plotline, good. Sexy music plays. They Tenderly Make Love (gross). It's flimed darkly. Stella is experiencing Pleasure, close-cuts to her face. She stares at the camera - this could be you, ladies! Now it's pillow talk. He wants to be a doctor, but postponed medical school. They share emotional intimacy. She wanted to build furniture but went into money markets. This scene is too long, I don't care about this - give me sex and drama and beach! Piano, soft music continues to play. Yawn.
This scene should have had brighter lightening and been half as long, with some jokes thrown in.
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official
Imagine the process of the shanequa hollywood hanger on that wrote this tripe.
*takes a vacation in some carribean shit hole country*
*fucks first black dood that hits on her*
*this is so dramatic ill write a screenay!*
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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:36 PM Author: cock of michael obama
43:30-46:00 Stella is contemplating and happy that she has had sex, smiling to herself. Diggs announces he has been hired as assistant to the head chef, she is happy for him - but he starts immediately so he has to go :( She asks what time he gets off tonight; he says he's busy tonight, tomorrow, and rest of the week. Stella then breaks up with him. He wants to see her before she leaves. She resists; he kisses her. She says lets say goodbye now, he says no, she gives in.
Bad scene, so the drama at this point is that his new work is cockblocking them? This is a disaster, total failure of dramatic tension.
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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: cock of michael obama
52:00-53:30 Stella is back at work, yaassss baby! She's dressed in a power suit. But uh oh - Stella has been forced out! Is this RACISM??? Why was the BLACK FEMALE targeted as opposed to any other top executive??? Oh no you didn't!!!! She threatens to sue, but she doesn't use the black or female card - where's your use of leverage, girl? Tsk tsk! She storms out.
But now she will have more free time to chase after Diggs??
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Date: August 5th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: cock of michael obama
53:30-55:00 Stella is with her son who is making breakfast for her, he's upset she was fired. They say grace quickly and mechanically. He wants to do a vacation to Jamaica, she says no. But perhaps she will change her mind again and reconnect with Diggs???
Because it seems like most black women raise children without a man, the film is really leaning into that single black mother motif - will the audience sympathize?
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