The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Prole dad making you a PBJ in a hotdog bun because moms gone
Poast new message in this thread
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:08 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290700) |
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:09 AM Author: marvelous mildly autistic filthpig the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that the latter would have to sleep on the couch for a week when mommy found out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290702) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:10 AM Author: Henna whorehouse twist: the buns are a month past expiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290704) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:11 AM Author: greedy sable nowag prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290709) |
 |
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM Author: mewling sepia temple genital piercing They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290835) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM Author: frisky state sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290723) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of your glasses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290724) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:16 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290728) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290895) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:17 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother is still in the bathroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290734) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:18 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290737) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad making ramen and meatballs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290780) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby keith live special on CMT, and remarking, "freakin' awesome, huh?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290782) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290896) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:30 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s stereo speakers in front of your door and blasting brooks and dunn's "my maria" from sony cd walkman hooked up to vinyl-paneled receiver (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290790) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290900) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Carnelian Space Background Story I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaining because he is so mediocre. This is off character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290914) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL stories of my own prole dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290962) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM Author: adventurous hilarious giraffe double fault lol 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290793) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with her and then broom her quick" line in spiderman, repeating it re: every new girlfriend for the next decade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290795) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garbage disposal to get "whatever's clankin' down there" because "your hands are smaller than mine, like a girl's" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290802) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose weight? get on a bike. look at pro cyclists" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290807) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:34 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying by beginning, "so, guess who's got cancer?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290813) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290903) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then shooting you a serious look as if to say, "i'm not really joking" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290822) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM Author: Hot Coral Area Affirmative Action prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for your christmas present (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290823) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: bright theater stage prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290829) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290832) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:37 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang on garage and getting fined for it by the township, and calling you up to say "i really thought they wouldn't find it if it was in back of the garage" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290824) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: bright theater stage prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up dinner at the bait shop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290831) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them by the tail and slamming their heads against the side of the boat, but refusing to eat sushi because "i'm not an animal" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290838) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwiches with his christmas bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290837) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:41 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over because 'the little dragon keeps eating me' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290842) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290893) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:56 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Carnelian Space Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290928) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:42 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, then refusing by saying "haven't i beat you enough?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290847) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:43 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "there she is, miss americaaaa" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290849) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:45 AM Author: wonderful associate juggernaut prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you that you're not meant to understand but that you easily figure out when you're 9 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290858) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 11:14 AM Author: Awkward sex offender love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23291046) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:46 AM Author: bright theater stage prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the yard at the beginning of the storm to "see if there's gun be lightnang" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290859) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pro level. 'i mean, you still need a brain at the pro level, yanno' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290890) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spill my beer' when he got rear-ended. prole dad laughs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290899) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:52 AM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 'those 50s diners' to eat dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290907) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:53 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, I can't believe those graphics. it looks like a real game!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290911) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM Author: greedy sable nowag while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad espoused ITT, i thought the thread was a little more about the kid coped when mom was not around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290915) |
|
Date: May 30th, 2013 7:18 PM Author: Diverse fantasy-prone menage you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23300377) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:55 AM Author: Arrogant galvanic electric furnace Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AROUND, FEEDING AND TALKING AND CARING FOR YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290920) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend Prole dad in town for ur college graduation
"Sorry dad, I should have made a reservation. We probably won't be able to get a table anywhere"
"Is there a Buffalo Wild Wing around here? I'm fine with that." |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Carnelian Space Background Story You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. This schtick has basically already been done.
|
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 10:59 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend there's nothing new under the sun faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290950) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Carnelian Space Background Story You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290961) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 11:04 AM Author: Unholy black pit legend everything on this board is aped from something somewhere else on the internet we don't need people like you shitting up every thread stating the obvious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290981) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 3:59 PM Author: Brindle lodge keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23292735) |
|
Date: May 29th, 2013 4:03 PM Author: Cerebral candlestick maker Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you have to use a wrench to open the passenger door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23292759) |
|
Date: May 30th, 2013 7:07 PM Author: Passionate gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23300319) |
|
Date: June 9th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Obsidian reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#49925843) |