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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
sinister contagious nowag national
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
fear-inspiring indian lodge stock car
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
rusted patrolman church building
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Unhinged cuckoldry
  06/06/25
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Burgundy Gay Wizard
  06/06/25
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Supple tripping spot mental disorder
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
sinister contagious nowag national
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Gaped theater stage
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Bateful bipolar personal credit line psychic
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
sticky gunner parlor
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Fishy comical round eye
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
dun offensive wrinkle
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Gaped theater stage
  06/06/25
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Supple tripping spot mental disorder
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
dun offensive wrinkle
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
chocolate thirsty office prole
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
Damn
chocolate thirsty office prole
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Supple tripping spot mental disorder
  06/06/25
not including tip
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Unhinged cuckoldry
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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lemon hyperactive trailer park
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LOL
Aphrodisiac Point Philosopher-king
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Heady really tough guy
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sticky gunner parlor
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Buck-toothed stead
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
clear haunted graveyard sound barrier
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Razzle angry liquid oxygen station
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Razzle angry liquid oxygen station
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
sticky gunner parlor
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Razzle angry liquid oxygen station
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Supple tripping spot mental disorder
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
dun offensive wrinkle
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
exciting senate masturbator
  06/06/25
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Floppy soggy hell
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
dun offensive wrinkle
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
well-lubricated bronze antidepressant drug
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Boyish Purple Property Black Woman
  06/06/25
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Burgundy Gay Wizard
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Beady-eyed Emerald Native
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Beady-eyed Emerald Native
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Pontificating school cafeteria
  06/06/25
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Fishy comical round eye
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Charismatic Chrome Mediation Menage
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
know-it-all embarrassed to the bone rehab idea he suggested
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
curious den tattoo
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
exciting senate masturbator
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Splenetic boistinker
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Mischievous Gas Station
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
federal love of her life range
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Walnut location rigpig
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Fishy comical round eye
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sinister contagious nowag national

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: fear-inspiring indian lodge stock car

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rusted patrolman church building

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Unhinged cuckoldry

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Supple tripping spot mental disorder



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: sinister contagious nowag national

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Gaped theater stage

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Bateful bipolar personal credit line psychic

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: sticky gunner parlor

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: dun offensive wrinkle

twist. you cant make this stuff up

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Gaped theater stage

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Supple tripping spot mental disorder



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: dun offensive wrinkle

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: chocolate thirsty office prole

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

I couldn't move from the back pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: chocolate thirsty office prole

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Supple tripping spot mental disorder

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: dun offensive wrinkle

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz lake principal's office



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: sticky gunner parlor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Emerald Native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Unhinged cuckoldry



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: federal love of her life range

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: sinister contagious nowag national



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: sticky gunner parlor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Gaped theater stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Emerald Native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: motley ocher box office codepig



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: know-it-all embarrassed to the bone rehab idea he suggested



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: fear-inspiring indian lodge stock car



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rusted patrolman church building



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Mediation Menage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Yapping Sepia Macaca Incel



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: exciting senate masturbator



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: curious den tattoo



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: aromatic vengeful field useless brakes



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: clear haunted graveyard sound barrier



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: lemon hyperactive trailer park



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Point Philosopher-king

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Heady really tough guy



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: sticky gunner parlor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Buck-toothed stead

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: clear haunted graveyard sound barrier

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Razzle angry liquid oxygen station

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Razzle angry liquid oxygen station

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: sticky gunner parlor

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle angry liquid oxygen station

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Supple tripping spot mental disorder

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: dun offensive wrinkle

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: exciting senate masturbator

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Floppy soggy hell



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: dun offensive wrinkle

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated bronze antidepressant drug

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Boyish Purple Property Black Woman

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Emerald Native

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Emerald Native

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Fishy comical round eye



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Mediation Menage

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: know-it-all embarrassed to the bone rehab idea he suggested

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: curious den tattoo

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: exciting senate masturbator

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Splenetic boistinker

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Mischievous Gas Station

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: federal love of her life range

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Walnut location rigpig

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Fishy comical round eye

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

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