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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
mischievous exciting travel guidebook range
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Impressive bisexual parlour
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Adventurous mentally impaired heaven mother
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Multi-colored elite lay
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
gay gaping
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
cowardly wrinkle library
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Federal spectacular sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Haunting floppy den
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
arousing business firm
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
fantasy-prone appetizing state
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Lime Hall
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Alcoholic forum deer antler
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
vivacious awkward new version
  06/30/25
cr
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Haunting floppy den
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Indecent athletic conference
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Lime Hall
  06/30/25
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mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
fantasy-prone appetizing state
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
vivacious awkward new version
  06/30/25
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Pungent friendly grandma
  07/01/25
*bussy
provocative judgmental cumskin
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
high-end roast beef
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Pea-brained Property Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
fuck
fantasy-prone appetizing state
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
high-end roast beef
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
mischievous exciting travel guidebook range
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
fantasy-prone appetizing state
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Indecent athletic conference
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
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violet insecure spot idiot
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Ebony Wonderful Death Wish
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Wine soggy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Costumed Navy Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Wine soggy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Wine soggy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Plum razzle stage trump supporter
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Low-t aqua station windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Charismatic Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
tcr
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
just jump
Rose comical church
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant Free-loading Cuck Psychic
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
translucent aromatic center toaster
  06/30/25
wow
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Red Nubile Patrolman Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
JFC man
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Federal spectacular sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
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Rose comical church
  06/30/25
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fantasy-prone appetizing state
  06/30/25
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Lime Hall
  06/30/25
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slap-happy dark market
  06/30/25
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sadistic ticket booth jap
  06/30/25
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Low-t aqua station windowlicker
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Charismatic Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Ebony Wonderful Death Wish
  06/30/25
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180 up-to-no-good stead degenerate
  07/01/25
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Pungent friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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Bat Shit Crazy Orange Haunted Graveyard Home
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
vibrant stag film yarmulke
  07/01/25
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grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge
  07/01/25
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Adventurous mentally impaired heaven mother
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
gay gaping
  06/30/25
bro
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
...
Charismatic Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
lol
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
fear-inspiring private investor
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
smoky dragon
  06/30/25
jfc
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Haunting floppy den
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
slap-happy dark market
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sadistic ticket booth jap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
smoky dragon
  07/01/25
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Costumed Navy Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
...
sadistic ticket booth jap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
French razzmatazz church building therapy
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Indecent athletic conference
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
fantasy-prone appetizing state
  06/30/25
...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/01/25
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turquoise stirring halford
  07/01/25
lol
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
Rose comical church
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Laughsome Tanning Salon
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Scarlet Galvanic Nursing Home French Chef
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Coiffed razzle-dazzle area kitty
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
titillating doobsian set
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
talented chest-beating corner candlestick maker
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
turquoise stirring halford
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Contagious dopamine
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Pungent friendly grandma
  07/01/25
😟
mind-boggling outnumbered mediation pocket flask
  07/01/25
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Mewling Internal Respiration Casino
  07/01/25
holy shit
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
turquoise stirring halford
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Erotic Embarrassed To The Bone Masturbator
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye
  07/01/25
...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
translucent aromatic center toaster
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
sapphire hairless sweet tailpipe
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Pungent friendly grandma
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
pearl menage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/06/25
...
translucent aromatic center toaster
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
curious brindle sandwich
  07/06/25
...
sadistic ticket booth jap
  07/06/25
lol
mustard sound barrier mad cow disease
  07/07/25
wow
greedy rebellious hell incel
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: mischievous exciting travel guidebook range

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Impressive bisexual parlour

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Adventurous mentally impaired heaven mother

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored elite lay

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: gay gaping

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cowardly wrinkle library

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Federal spectacular sneaky criminal

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Haunting floppy den

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: arousing business firm

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing state

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lime Hall

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum deer antler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious awkward new version

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Haunting floppy den

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Indecent athletic conference

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Lime Hall

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing state

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vivacious awkward new version

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pungent friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: provocative judgmental cumskin

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: high-end roast beef

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained Property Generalized Bond

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing state

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: high-end roast beef

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: mischievous exciting travel guidebook range

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing state

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Indecent athletic conference

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: violet insecure spot idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Ebony Wonderful Death Wish

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Wine soggy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Costumed Navy Fat Ankles

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Wine soggy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Wine soggy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Plum razzle stage trump supporter

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Low-t aqua station windowlicker

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Party Of The First Part

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Rose comical church

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Free-loading Cuck Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: translucent aromatic center toaster

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Red Nubile Patrolman Striped Hyena

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Federal spectacular sneaky criminal

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rose comical church



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing state



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lime Hall



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: slap-happy dark market



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth jap



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Low-t aqua station windowlicker



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Party Of The First Part

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Ebony Wonderful Death Wish

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: 180 up-to-no-good stead degenerate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pungent friendly grandma



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Orange Haunted Graveyard Home



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant stag film yarmulke

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Adventurous mentally impaired heaven mother



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: gay gaping

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Party Of The First Part



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: smoky dragon

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Haunting floppy den

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: slap-happy dark market

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth jap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: smoky dragon

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Costumed Navy Fat Ankles



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth jap



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: French razzmatazz church building therapy

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Indecent athletic conference

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing state

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: turquoise stirring halford



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Rose comical church



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Galvanic Nursing Home French Chef

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Coiffed razzle-dazzle area kitty

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: titillating doobsian set

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: talented chest-beating corner candlestick maker

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: turquoise stirring halford

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Contagious dopamine

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Pungent friendly grandma

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered mediation pocket flask

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Mewling Internal Respiration Casino



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: turquoise stirring halford

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Erotic Embarrassed To The Bone Masturbator

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: grizzly beady-eyed indian lodge

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: translucent aromatic center toaster

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: marvelous tantric digit ratio round eye

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: sapphire hairless sweet tailpipe

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Pungent friendly grandma

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pearl menage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: translucent aromatic center toaster



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: curious brindle sandwich

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth jap



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mustard sound barrier mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: greedy rebellious hell incel

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)