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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained idea he suggested faggotry

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: grizzly fortuitous meteor senate



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: puce motley black woman



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Legend

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Insane cordovan reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Rebellious odious school cafeteria roommate



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle silver menage



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: peach range



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: peach range



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: Passionate Lemon Affirmative Action



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Adulterous vermilion pozpig

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Supple boiling water jap



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: cowardly resort private investor

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle silver menage

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hairless point

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: canary stage

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Impressive Sooty Stead



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Lake disgusting cruise ship



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: startled diverse tanning salon gaming laptop



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slimy police squad shitlib

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: peach range



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: twisted property mental disorder

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained idea he suggested faggotry



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: poppy skinny woman haunted graveyard



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: clear magical public bath blood rage



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Electric frum university

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained idea he suggested faggotry



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: bistre masturbator forum



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Adulterous vermilion pozpig

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: clear magical public bath blood rage



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: poppy skinny woman haunted graveyard



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Unhinged station



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trust Fund



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: talented beta indirect expression

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained idea he suggested faggotry

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trust Fund

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ocher wagecucks



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Electric frum university

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: comical violet set



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Pea-brained idea he suggested faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: poppy skinny woman haunted graveyard



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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