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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Turquoise parlour
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Twisted brilliant athletic conference
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Turquoise parlour
  04/14/22
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medicated amber famous landscape painting
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Burgundy Charismatic Boistinker Internal Respiration
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Turquoise parlour
  04/14/22
...
Burgundy Charismatic Boistinker Internal Respiration
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
obsidian potus
  04/14/22
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concupiscible mexican
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Idiotic Personal Credit Line
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Turquoise parlour
  04/28/22
...
Turquoise parlour
  07/04/23
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concupiscible mexican
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
floppy toaster
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Turquoise parlour
  04/27/24
?
Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Turquoise parlour
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Turquoise parlour
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
stimulating tanning salon hunting ground
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
stimulating tanning salon hunting ground
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Talking rigpig
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Soul-stirring Point People Who Are Hurt
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Bateful station ladyboy
  04/24/26
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milky mind-boggling incel
  04/27/24
180
pink idiot turdskin
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Idiotic Personal Credit Line
  04/27/24
Honk honk
pink idiot turdskin
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
stimulating tanning salon hunting ground
  04/27/24
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mischievous knife
  04/27/24
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milky mind-boggling incel
  10/08/24
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180 anal water buffalo business firm
  10/08/24
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awkward circlehead office
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
irradiated institution bbw
  06/06/24
...
Chartreuse Bawdyhouse Sex Offender
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
vivacious ivory whorehouse haunted graveyard
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
beady-eyed juggernaut
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
vivacious ivory whorehouse haunted graveyard
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
beady-eyed juggernaut
  06/06/24
...
mauve swashbuckling property cuckoldry
  04/24/26
...
180 anal water buffalo business firm
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Turquoise parlour
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Turquoise parlour
  09/14/25
...
onyx step-uncle's house legend
  03/31/26
flame?
Copper filthpig
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Turquoise parlour
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
bull headed supple goal in life
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Pale cruel-hearted gas station marketing idea
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
bull headed supple goal in life
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Motley corner legal warrant
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
...
mauve swashbuckling property cuckoldry
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Twisted brilliant athletic conference

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: medicated amber famous landscape painting



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Charismatic Boistinker Internal Respiration

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Burgundy Charismatic Boistinker Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: obsidian potus

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: concupiscible mexican



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Idiotic Personal Credit Line

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Turquoise parlour



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: concupiscible mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: floppy toaster

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating tanning salon hunting ground

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone drab feces weed whacker

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: stimulating tanning salon hunting ground

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Talking rigpig

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Point People Who Are Hurt

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bateful station ladyboy

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: milky mind-boggling incel



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: pink idiot turdskin

180

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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Idiotic Personal Credit Line

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: pink idiot turdskin

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: stimulating tanning salon hunting ground

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: mischievous knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: milky mind-boggling incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: 180 anal water buffalo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: awkward circlehead office



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: irradiated institution bbw

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bawdyhouse Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: vivacious ivory whorehouse haunted graveyard

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed juggernaut

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: vivacious ivory whorehouse haunted graveyard

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed juggernaut

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: mauve swashbuckling property cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: 180 anal water buffalo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: onyx step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Copper filthpig

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Turquoise parlour

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: bull headed supple goal in life

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Pale cruel-hearted gas station marketing idea

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: bull headed supple goal in life

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Motley corner legal warrant

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: mauve swashbuckling property cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50021007)