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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Costumed psychic
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
maize swashbuckling ceo partner
  08/28/25
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Costumed psychic
  08/28/25
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fantasy-prone snowy center double fault
  08/28/25
that's it?
Multi-colored violent bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Costumed psychic
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Canary box office
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Multi-colored violent bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
180 insane private investor
  08/28/25
Happy?
Mind-boggling Pungent Pistol
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
180 insane private investor
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
fantasy-prone snowy center double fault
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
fantasy-prone snowy center double fault
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
poppy curious hall idiot
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Big university black woman
  08/28/25
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zippy geriatric boiling water
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
flickering deer antler locus
  08/29/25
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Effete home
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Dashing Filthy Lay Cumskin
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Hyperactive yellow site feces
  08/29/25
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zippy geriatric boiling water
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Amethyst Nighttime Juggernaut
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Hyperactive yellow site feces
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Contagious pink legend
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
180 insane private investor
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Dashing Filthy Lay Cumskin
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
sadistic scourge upon the earth
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Territorial property people who are hurt
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
180 insane private investor
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
fantasy-prone snowy center double fault
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Hyperactive yellow site feces
  09/01/25
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infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Hyperactive yellow site feces
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Mind-boggling Pungent Pistol
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
180 insane private investor
  09/01/25
?
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
appetizing abode half-breed
  09/01/25
Fuck you
180 insane private investor
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  09/12/25
Yes
infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Costumed psychic
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Costumed psychic



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: maize swashbuckling ceo partner

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Costumed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone snowy center double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored violent bawdyhouse

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Costumed psychic

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Canary box office

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored violent bawdyhouse

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: 180 insane private investor

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pungent Pistol

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: 180 insane private investor

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone snowy center double fault

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone snowy center double fault

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: poppy curious hall idiot

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Big university black woman

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: zippy geriatric boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: flickering deer antler locus

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Effete home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing Filthy Lay Cumskin

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Hyperactive yellow site feces

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: zippy geriatric boiling water



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Amethyst Nighttime Juggernaut

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Hyperactive yellow site feces

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Contagious pink legend

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: 180 insane private investor

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Dashing Filthy Lay Cumskin

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: sadistic scourge upon the earth

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Territorial property people who are hurt

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: 180 insane private investor

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone snowy center double fault

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive yellow site feces

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive yellow site feces

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pungent Pistol

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: 180 insane private investor

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: appetizing abode half-breed

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: 180 insane private investor

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: infuriating galvanic theatre toilet seat

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: orange boyish pisswyrm love of her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Costumed psychic

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259839)