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Polymarket screwing over traders re Venezuela
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Date: January 6th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams “This market will resolve to "Yes" if the United States commences a military offensive intended to establish control over any portion of Venezuela between November 3, 2025, and January 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".”
“This market refers to U.S. military operations intended to establish control. President Trump’s statement that they will “run” Venezuela while referencing ongoing talks with the Venezuelan government does not alone qualify the snatch-and-extract mission to capture Maduro as an invasion.”
https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-invade-venezuela-in-2025?tid=1767732697146
https://x.com/trader_53/status/2008545328824549664?s=46 |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: arousing brilliant pervert get a life you fucking dork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567289) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams get off this bort you closeted fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567303) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: arousing brilliant pervert you really should do this. everyone here hates you and you are a dick chopping tranny retard pedophile. the world would be better off if you'd just go away once and for all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567306) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams you are literally a closeted fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567363) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: arousing brilliant pervert you literally are jewishly projecting yet again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568632) |
Date: January 6th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Crimson Jap i don't see how this can be anything other than "yes". they defined it pretty broadly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567168) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Hateful pocket flask faggot firefighter LMAO we "controlled" their POTUS into a fucking black bag what kind of bullshit is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567271) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping It's fraud they need to pay out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567336) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: crusty hall The market is about an "invasion." It's about taking and controlling territory. That hasn't happened. It still might by the end of the month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567449) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Jade Yarmulke Public Bath The US controls the territory of Venezuela. The purpose of abducting its head of state was to establish control of Venezuela. The operation was successful
You are confusing the words "control" and "occupy" |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: crusty hall Which "portion" (see the definition in the link) does the US control? The US doesn't control Venezuela via an invasion any more than the US uses its power to influence a lot of countries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567477) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping Polymarket doesn't say the US has to control it with the intent to deprive Venezuela of that territory. Even a peppercorn of time is enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567484) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: crusty hall The market is for an invasion. The definition requires establishing control of a portion of territory.
Could you point on a map to which portion of Venezuelan territory the US invaded with the intent to control? You're right that it could be a small portion. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Jade Yarmulke Public Bath https://civil-protection-humanitarian-aid.ec.europa.eu/sites/default/files/styles/oe_theme_medium_no_crop/public/2019-02/venezuela_en.png?itok=aeBbLnHe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567497) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Jade Yarmulke Public Bath The entire "portion" of Venezuela. The US controls the country of Venezuela, as a statement of fact, as demonstrated by the fact that it can simply remove its nominal political "head of state" at will, whenever it wants, as it just did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567492) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: mauve french chef seems like an easy "No". they dont and didnt intend to control any area of Venezuela, they captured its president and are pressuring the current government to do their will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567286) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams (Peter Thiel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567304) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: bright pea-brained brethren yes its not like orange man said we run it now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567305) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Mahogany Spectacular Hospital Toaster I say I run Cambodia. They appear to disagree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567316) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping Who does Polymarket think is the relevant authority on this? Maduro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567341) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams usually they say “a consensus of credible reporting” but they removed that language since it would make it harder to screw over their traders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567356) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: crusty hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567479) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Ocher Odious Sanctuary cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567713) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Up-to-no-good preventive strike sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568504) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: cracking smoky pit IRL Topicality moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567307) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Idiotic Flesh Stead Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567330) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: bateful wrinkle companies pay a small army of professional wordcels to exhaustively draft out the terms of selling you toilet paper, and they still leave ambiguities. why would anyone ever expect that degens gambling on geopolitical upheavals described in a blurb with no transparency or accountability would be a good idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567334) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping It's not vague. The US intended to control Maduro's estate when it arrested him, and the estate is located in Venezuela. Even if the control was only fleeting, it damn sure wasn't unintentional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567348) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: bateful wrinkle (guy who no longer has $1,600) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567360) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: mauve french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567396) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 6:19 AM Author: claret floppy spot electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568389) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: irradiated shivering principal's office multi-billionaire It's ambiguous on purpose so they can Jew people over after the fact. It's a feature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567517) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Jade Yarmulke Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567526) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping There's no ambiguity. Polymarket made a valid offer. The terms are clear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567542) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Jade Yarmulke Public Bath Obvious yes
But this is why you don't bet on stuff like this tbh. I wouldn't even put a substantial sum of money on an election on these platforms. You always run the risk of some Jewish bullshit like this |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: crusty hall This is a crystal clear "No." What's the counterargument that isn't just based on feelings?
The market is "Will the U.S. invade Venezuela by...?" And they define "invasion" as "a military offensive intended to establish control over any portion of Venezuela."
Dropping some special ops in for a limited time to extract the president is far from an invasion--i.e., an "offensive intended to establish control over" over territory. If there were boots on the ground to take and hold territory, it would be another thing. But there are not and have not been.
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: mauve french chef cr, not a close call imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567451) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams Trump said the US would now run Venezuela. It’s so clear that they even had to address it in their statement screwing people over. There must’ve been a huge whale or polymarket insider on the other side of that trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567465) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: crusty hall The market isn't what wild things Trump says. (He also said we're going to "lock Her up." Where are we on that?)
The market is for an invasion controlling Venezuelan territory. That hasn't happened. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Jade Yarmulke Public Bath Narrator: "In fact, it did just happen two days ago." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567493) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping This is shitlib semantics. The actual verbiage says "commences a military offensive intended to establish control over any portion of Venezuela." Trump doesn't have to actually run anything, he only has to commence a military offensive with that intent. Having actual control is sufficient but not NECESSARY to prove intent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567498) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Crimson Jap this. it was a military offensive intended to establish control over caracas generally and at the very least maduro's residence for however long it was necessary in order to capture him.
the issue here is "control" and the time period it takes to constitute it. polymarket thought they were describing something more permanent and substantial, but they didn't spell that out and i think it's hard to argue that landing a bunch of helicopters into maduro's front yard, killing his security guards, and forcibly removing him wasn't taking "control" of his house which is a "portion" of venezuela. "intent" is there the minute you give the order. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping Under US law we damn sure exercised control over several acres of land in Venezuela for a period of some several minutes, and not by accident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567514) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: electric gay wizard gaping So Polymarket can call Trump a liar but Hampton Inn can't make DHS pay full price for hotel rooms? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567489) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: drunken old irish cottage are degenerate gamblers actually whining that their gambling platform is being legalistic and dishonest? LOL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567539) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams the thing is there are people on both sides of the trade so it doesn’t really make sense for polymarket to screw over their users. they’re just a bookie. unless a polymarket insider or whale with connections was on the other side of the trade and pulled some strings. either way what they’re doing is dishonest. at a minimum they should not have titled the market “invade” if sending the military into foreign sovereign territory and arresting its president doesn’t count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567682) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: Startling Adventurous Mad Cow Disease Library If there was a breaking news report that “the us is invading Venezuela” no one would be like “but that already happened”.
The common sense version says this wasn’t an invasion and nothing in their terms is enough to override that. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: topaz legal warrant His house was invaded (briefly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567813) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: topaz legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49567795) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: pearly bipolar house organic girlfriend I'm 100% on Polymarket's side here.
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Date: January 7th, 2026 5:48 AM Author: topaz legal warrant I was, too, until uh oh convinced me otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568381) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 7:59 AM Author: Vibrant bat shit crazy laser beams Kalishi screwing over bettors on 49ers game
https://x.com/dustingouker/status/2008748429024133125?s=46 |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:16 AM Author: mauve french chef now this is just a straight up scam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568452) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: electric gay wizard gaping Is Polymarket still fucking over its users? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568453) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: Idiotic Flesh Stead Hunting Ground Just made 60,000 dollars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568707) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: topaz legal warrant ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568727) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Crimson Jap i can't believe any lawyer would agree with "no" here. the terms are so broad even a child could make a reasonable argument for "yes". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49568730) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: topaz legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2).#49579920) |