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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
ivory exhilarant field toaster
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
stubborn fear-inspiring rehab
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
idiotic mexican pit
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
spectacular pearly fanboi
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
Diverse Walnut Giraffe
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
Excitant olive potus
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
Diverse Walnut Giraffe
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
comical domesticated home
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
offensive demanding space fortuitous meteor
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
Boyish drunken public bath
  01/12/26
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electric yapping wagecucks hell
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
Excitant olive potus
  01/11/26
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stimulating legal warrant kitty cat
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
idiotic mexican pit
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
Vibrant school
  01/11/26
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Cerebral boltzmann
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
electric yapping wagecucks hell
  01/12/26
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Cerebral boltzmann
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
electric yapping wagecucks hell
  01/12/26
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Cerebral boltzmann
  01/12/26
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electric yapping wagecucks hell
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
Vibrant school
  01/14/26
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Cerebral boltzmann
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
marvelous seedy candlestick maker
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
vigorous nibblets windowlicker
  01/11/26
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Fighting nofapping senate
  01/12/26
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Glassy 180 double fault keepsake machete
  01/12/26
I like this theory
Slippery skinny woman
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
stirring pontificating property quadroon
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
Provocative multi-billionaire brethren
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
stirring pontificating property quadroon
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
vigorous nibblets windowlicker
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
stirring pontificating property quadroon
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
beady-eyed lay pozpig
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
wonderful up-to-no-good laser beams house
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
electric yapping wagecucks hell
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
Copper aphrodisiac striped hyena brunch
  01/11/26
Retarded
Arousing clear associate
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
plum scourge upon the earth
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
Slippery skinny woman
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
Self-centered generalized bond
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
stimulating legal warrant kitty cat
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
stirring pontificating property quadroon
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
insanely creepy racy indian lodge queen of the night
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
offensive demanding space fortuitous meteor
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
translucent point
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
insanely creepy racy indian lodge queen of the night
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
supple snowy school cafeteria affirmative action
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
thriller sickened gas station
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
electric yapping wagecucks hell
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
thriller sickened gas station
  01/14/26
Im gay
poppy trip abode
  01/12/26
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stimulating legal warrant kitty cat
  01/12/26
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poppy trip abode
  01/12/26
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comical domesticated home
  01/13/26
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poppy trip abode
  01/13/26
You only think this because English-language "great lit...
Umber hot macaca
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
crystalline parlor twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/26
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Cerebral boltzmann
  01/14/26


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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: ivory exhilarant field toaster

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: stubborn fear-inspiring rehab

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: idiotic mexican pit

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: spectacular pearly fanboi

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Diverse Walnut Giraffe

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Excitant olive potus

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Diverse Walnut Giraffe

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: comical domesticated home

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: offensive demanding space fortuitous meteor

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Boyish drunken public bath

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: electric yapping wagecucks hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Excitant olive potus

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: stimulating legal warrant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: idiotic mexican pit

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant school

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: electric yapping wagecucks hell

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: electric yapping wagecucks hell

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: electric yapping wagecucks hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Vibrant school

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: marvelous seedy candlestick maker

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: vigorous nibblets windowlicker

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Fighting nofapping senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Glassy 180 double fault keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Slippery skinny woman

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: stirring pontificating property quadroon

(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Provocative multi-billionaire brethren

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: stirring pontificating property quadroon

not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: vigorous nibblets windowlicker

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: stirring pontificating property quadroon

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed lay pozpig

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: wonderful up-to-no-good laser beams house

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: electric yapping wagecucks hell

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Copper aphrodisiac striped hyena brunch

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Arousing clear associate

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: plum scourge upon the earth

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Slippery skinny woman

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Self-centered generalized bond

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: stimulating legal warrant kitty cat

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: stirring pontificating property quadroon

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy racy indian lodge queen of the night

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: offensive demanding space fortuitous meteor

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: translucent point

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy racy indian lodge queen of the night

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: supple snowy school cafeteria affirmative action

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: thriller sickened gas station

Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: electric yapping wagecucks hell

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: thriller sickened gas station

Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: poppy trip abode

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: stimulating legal warrant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: poppy trip abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: comical domesticated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: poppy trip abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Umber hot macaca

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: crystalline parlor twinkling uncleanness

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2).#49588345)