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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
anal hospital
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
angry medicated garrison goyim
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Hateful vigorous point
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Trip aggressive heaven private investor
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Supple frozen place of business hell
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Misunderstood talented church building stain
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
histrionic pungent institution
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chest-beating sadistic kitty
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
spectacular business firm
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Cordovan arrogant temple therapy
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Scarlet cruise ship digit ratio
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
mewling talking main people
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
tan stirring gaming laptop piazza
  06/30/25
cr
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chest-beating sadistic kitty
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
racy ape puppy
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Scarlet cruise ship digit ratio
  06/30/25
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amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Cordovan arrogant temple therapy
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
tan stirring gaming laptop piazza
  06/30/25
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fishy effete degenerate crotch
  07/01/25
*bussy
Appetizing Locus Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
stimulating jet dragon round eye
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
tripping translucent brunch
  06/30/25
fuck
Cordovan arrogant temple therapy
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
stimulating jet dragon round eye
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
anal hospital
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Cordovan arrogant temple therapy
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
racy ape puppy
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
...
Exciting base affirmative action
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Carnelian frisky trailer park lettuce
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
dark sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Apoplectic indian lodge clown
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
dark sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
dark sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sick deer antler location
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
emerald bull headed corner
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
boyish partner coldplay fan
  06/30/25
tcr
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
just jump
Magical Brindle Legend
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
...
Cracking ruddy principal's office mother
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Sexy wonderful sandwich church
  06/30/25
wow
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
cocky native ratface
  06/30/25
JFC man
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
histrionic pungent institution
  06/30/25
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Magical Brindle Legend
  06/30/25
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Cordovan arrogant temple therapy
  06/30/25
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Scarlet cruise ship digit ratio
  06/30/25
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Lascivious stock car
  06/30/25
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concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
...
emerald bull headed corner
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
boyish partner coldplay fan
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Carnelian frisky trailer park lettuce
  06/30/25
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Know-it-all boistinker multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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fishy effete degenerate crotch
  07/01/25
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unhinged 180 gas station pisswyrm
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Ruby offensive boltzmann
  07/01/25
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Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
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Hateful vigorous point
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Supple frozen place of business hell
  06/30/25
bro
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
...
boyish partner coldplay fan
  06/30/25
lol
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
...
irradiated geriatric voyeur step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Provocative Spruce Goal In Life Karate
  06/30/25
jfc
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chest-beating sadistic kitty
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Lascivious stock car
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Provocative Spruce Goal In Life Karate
  07/01/25
...
Apoplectic indian lodge clown
  07/01/25
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concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
bateful seedy shrine
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
racy ape puppy
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Cordovan arrogant temple therapy
  06/30/25
...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/01/25
...
mind-boggling ladyboy pistol
  07/01/25
lol
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
...
Magical Brindle Legend
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
awkward kitchen water buffalo
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
disturbing address
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Laughsome generalized bond
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
khaki shivering area patrolman
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Floppy green jap dilemma
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mind-boggling ladyboy pistol
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
lime tanning salon
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/01/25
...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
fishy effete degenerate crotch
  07/01/25
😟
gold aphrodisiac blood rage theater stage
  07/01/25
...
electric iridescent mexican school cafeteria
  07/01/25
holy shit
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mind-boggling ladyboy pistol
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
cerebral peach resort gay wizard
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault
  07/01/25
...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Sexy wonderful sandwich church
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Cobalt filthy pozpig
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
fishy effete degenerate crotch
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Vibrant Low-t Set Striped Hyena
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/06/25
...
Sexy wonderful sandwich church
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Hairraiser Balding Menage
  07/06/25
...
concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
lol
amethyst bearded library indirect expression
  07/07/25
wow
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: anal hospital

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: angry medicated garrison goyim

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hateful vigorous point

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Trip aggressive heaven private investor

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Supple frozen place of business hell

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood talented church building stain

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic pungent institution

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chest-beating sadistic kitty

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: spectacular business firm

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cordovan arrogant temple therapy

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Scarlet cruise ship digit ratio

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mewling talking main people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: tan stirring gaming laptop piazza

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chest-beating sadistic kitty

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: racy ape puppy

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Scarlet cruise ship digit ratio

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cordovan arrogant temple therapy

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: tan stirring gaming laptop piazza

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fishy effete degenerate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Locus Keepsake Machete

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: stimulating jet dragon round eye

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: tripping translucent brunch

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cordovan arrogant temple therapy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: stimulating jet dragon round eye

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: anal hospital

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cordovan arrogant temple therapy

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: racy ape puppy

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Exciting base affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Carnelian frisky trailer park lettuce

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: dark sneaky criminal

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic indian lodge clown

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: dark sneaky criminal

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: dark sneaky criminal

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sick deer antler location

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: emerald bull headed corner

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: boyish partner coldplay fan

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Magical Brindle Legend

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Cracking ruddy principal's office mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful sandwich church

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: cocky native ratface

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic pungent institution

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Magical Brindle Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cordovan arrogant temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Scarlet cruise ship digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Lascivious stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: emerald bull headed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: boyish partner coldplay fan

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Carnelian frisky trailer park lettuce

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Know-it-all boistinker multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fishy effete degenerate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: unhinged 180 gas station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Ruby offensive boltzmann

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hateful vigorous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Supple frozen place of business hell

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: boyish partner coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: irradiated geriatric voyeur step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Provocative Spruce Goal In Life Karate

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chest-beating sadistic kitty

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Lascivious stock car

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Provocative Spruce Goal In Life Karate

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic indian lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bateful seedy shrine

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: racy ape puppy

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Cordovan arrogant temple therapy

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling ladyboy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Magical Brindle Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: awkward kitchen water buffalo

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: disturbing address

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Laughsome generalized bond

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: khaki shivering area patrolman

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Floppy green jap dilemma

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling ladyboy pistol

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: lime tanning salon

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: fishy effete degenerate crotch

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: gold aphrodisiac blood rage theater stage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: electric iridescent mexican school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling ladyboy pistol

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cerebral peach resort gay wizard

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Crusty Idiot Scourge Upon The Earth

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful sandwich church

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Coiffed Double Fault

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cobalt filthy pozpig

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: fishy effete degenerate crotch

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Low-t Set Striped Hyena

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful sandwich church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Balding Menage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: concupiscible bronze fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: amethyst bearded library indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)