Date: January 27th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Idiotic hairraiser puppy
My neighbor has a deluxe bird feeder setup at his house, and I just sprinkle sunflower seed on my yard and window ledges. Normally he dominates me in bird count, but for some reason all the cool birds are hanging out at my house this winter. My theory is that a cat or something has been stalking birds in his unfenced yard, but they can't get in mine. Today I saw my neighbor peering through my fence, jealously watching all of my birds. Get rekt.
Date: April 27th, 2026 11:08 PM Author: German pumo
Crazy fucker actually knocked on my door today to ask what I was doing to get so many birds. I said hell if I know. Does he think I'm sprinkling cocaine on the seeds?