There are no real kings anywhere in the US afaik but I have noticed that it's practically illegal to be organically sanguine as it moves people in an otherwise sterile era
First they came for Robert Baratheon, and I said nothing
Then they came for the Elvis impersonators, and I was silent
Then they came for me on a chilly night when I had two glasses of brandy instead of one and there was noone left to say "Stop being a fucking faggot, leave that poor guy alone, it's your own damn fault you've made these horrid systems that drive men to seek madness, Step off"