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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Big brethren heaven
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
red wonderful milk area
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Big brethren heaven
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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supple theater
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Obsidian psychic plaza
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Obsidian psychic plaza
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Obsidian psychic plaza
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Obsidian psychic plaza
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Obsidian psychic plaza
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Obsidian psychic plaza
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Aromatic Affirmative Action
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Big brethren heaven



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: red wonderful milk area

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Big brethren heaven

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Pearl site turdskin

(((crows)))

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: spectacular bearded pit place of business

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bateful burgundy mad cow disease temple



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: fishy chapel



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Elite arrogant church building



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Dashing violet ticket booth



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Erotic love of her life

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: supple theater



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Blue Pontificating Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: supple theater



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: carmine apoplectic fanboi

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Bateful burgundy mad cow disease temple



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: puce locale



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: supple theater



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Space Telephone

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: arousing knife filthpig



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: fishy chapel



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: red wonderful milk area

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Big-titted lodge black woman

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Big-titted lodge black woman



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: beta flatulent famous landscape painting

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: sadistic state hominid



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: drunken narrow-minded dingle berry

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Khaki aggressive queen of the night stain

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: balding transparent travel guidebook



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: sadistic state hominid

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school cafeteria persian

lol johnsmeyer

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Erotic love of her life

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: spectacular bearded pit place of business

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: chartreuse sneaky criminal kitchen

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Obsidian psychic plaza



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: beta flatulent famous landscape painting

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge cuck



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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