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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Swollen House

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed wild newt



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Black Woman



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Jade hell



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: indigo marvelous piazza



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Set

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating brass idiot area



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Ruby floppy becky

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Self-centered Lodge



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Obsidian irradiated weed whacker idea he suggested

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: maniacal histrionic laser beams

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Titillating Shrine Foreskin

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: glittery sooty milk old irish cottage



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Self-centered Lodge

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Talking Supple Sanctuary Masturbator



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: insane plaza jap



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Coiffed Tattoo

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Swollen House

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Cerebral Black Woman

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Swollen House

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Cerebral Black Woman

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Self-centered Lodge



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Talking Supple Sanctuary Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating Shrine Foreskin



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: sinister state



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Adulterous purple trump supporter locale



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Adulterous purple trump supporter locale



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: nighttime shaky partner pit



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Obsidian irradiated weed whacker idea he suggested



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Talking Supple Sanctuary Masturbator



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Ruby floppy becky



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Azure Market



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: stimulating mewling useless brakes



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: out-of-control gold rigpig theater

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: awkward nowag

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: disgusting balding boltzmann digit ratio



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: 180 kitchen



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: talented transparent spot

lmao

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Frum private investor



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Ruby floppy becky



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: glittery sooty milk old irish cottage



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Filthpig

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2).#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Talking Supple Sanctuary Masturbator



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Adulterous purple trump supporter locale



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Swollen House



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: sinister state



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Adventurous sticky pisswyrm



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Titillating Shrine Foreskin

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: stimulating mewling useless brakes



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Adulterous purple trump supporter locale



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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