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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
Ivory razzle-dazzle field
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
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  12/19/12
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Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
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LOL at "wake toddler"
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This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
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Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Odious lettuce pocket flask

u forgot the BBC

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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: multi-colored roommate

where's the BBC?

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Pungent Orange Forum Candlestick Maker

8:30 pm

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Bossy cuck

LOL. Way underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: Talented rebellious box office macaca



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Emerald Temple Affirmative Action



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Autistic Brilliant Genital Piercing



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: demanding coldplay fan

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: chrome masturbator sex offender

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: adventurous saffron place of business

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating new version

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: dull thriller menage death wish

tyft

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Spectacular sexy hospital goal in life

18000000000

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Impertinent sweet tailpipe nursing home

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mental disorder

tcns

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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Fishy pit internal respiration

ty

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: arousing public bath

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: azure corner windowlicker

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Curious associate



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: crusty university persian

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Contagious fiercely-loyal kitchen keepsake machete

180

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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: azure corner windowlicker



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle field



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: passionate glassy property wrinkle



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: yapping dilemma prole

tl; didn't include bbc

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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: passionate glassy property wrinkle



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: passionate glassy property wrinkle



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Ungodly Onyx Wagecucks

where is the part where you gas self

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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating new version

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: Sable Theatre

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: glittery senate pervert

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating new version

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: passionate glassy property wrinkle



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: Frozen sick area rigor



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Sable Theatre

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2).#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Sable Theatre



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Ocher Garrison

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: rose cerebral queen of the night orchestra pit

joke has been made

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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: passionate glassy property wrinkle



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: House-broken erotic shrine ladyboy



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: aromatic tattoo police squad

Sounds 1800000

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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: House-broken erotic shrine ladyboy



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Alpha Blood Rage

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: House-broken erotic shrine ladyboy



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship messiness

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: House-broken erotic shrine ladyboy



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Bronze Philosopher-king

Whose prostate is massaged?

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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Doobsian gaped potus



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Splenetic Address

hilariously mentally ill thread

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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: motley preventive strike indirect expression

That’s nice, doobs.

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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: House-broken erotic shrine ladyboy



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: insane jew pisswyrm

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: House-broken erotic shrine ladyboy



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
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