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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Indigo knife reading party
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/14/22
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Odious gaped partner feces
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Carnelian painfully honest office faggot firefighter
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/14/22
...
Carnelian painfully honest office faggot firefighter
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Abnormal den marketing idea
  04/14/22
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Green stain tanning salon
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
fishy flickering school
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/28/22
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cerebral avocado center filthpig
  07/04/23
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Green stain tanning salon
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Abusive violet affirmative action
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Startled Azure Son Of Senegal
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/27/24
?
Startled Azure Son Of Senegal
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Startled Azure Son Of Senegal
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Startled Azure Son Of Senegal
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
supple sinister newt
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Startled Azure Son Of Senegal
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
supple sinister newt
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Self-absorbed trust fund
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
adulterous institution azn
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Brindle trailer park friendly grandma
  04/24/26
...
crusty national
  04/27/24
180
olive dilemma
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
fishy flickering school
  04/27/24
Honk honk
olive dilemma
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
supple sinister newt
  04/27/24
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jet-lagged curious tank hunting ground
  04/27/24
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crusty national
  10/08/24
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excitant lake ape
  10/08/24
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mewling codepig area
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Emerald drunken black woman casino
  06/06/24
...
Jade regret brunch
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
blue stead
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Aromatic Sooty Location
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
blue stead
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Aromatic Sooty Location
  06/06/24
...
Adventurous station
  04/24/26
...
excitant lake ape
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  09/14/25
...
Exciting disrespectful wrinkle
  03/31/26
flame?
Flatulent Stimulating Death Wish Idiot
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
cerebral avocado center filthpig
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
flushed piazza
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Internet-worthy pearly candlestick maker french chef
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
flushed piazza
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Soul-stirring Spruce Site
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Adventurous station
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Indigo knife reading party

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Odious gaped partner feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Carnelian painfully honest office faggot firefighter

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Carnelian painfully honest office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Abnormal den marketing idea

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Green stain tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: fishy flickering school

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Green stain tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Abusive violet affirmative action

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Startled Azure Son Of Senegal

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Startled Azure Son Of Senegal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Startled Azure Son Of Senegal

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Startled Azure Son Of Senegal

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: supple sinister newt

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Startled Azure Son Of Senegal

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: supple sinister newt

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: adulterous institution azn

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Brindle trailer park friendly grandma

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: olive dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: fishy flickering school

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: olive dilemma

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: supple sinister newt

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged curious tank hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: crusty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: excitant lake ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: mewling codepig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Emerald drunken black woman casino

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Jade regret brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: blue stead

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Sooty Location

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: blue stead

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Sooty Location

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: excitant lake ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Exciting disrespectful wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Flatulent Stimulating Death Wish Idiot

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: cerebral avocado center filthpig

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: flushed piazza

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pearly candlestick maker french chef

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: flushed piazza

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Spruce Site

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50021007)