Obeezy: "Wait, what's a 'civil attorney'?" (LINK)
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,,,,,,......................,,,,,,,,,,
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2#49257441
lmao
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
"Sorry, I went to a top law school and worked at a fancy biglaw firm for a decade before moving on to an amazing in-house legal job... I've simply never heard the term 'civil attorney' used by anyone before, I guess I'm just too prefitigiouf to have ever come across that sort of weird lingo, haha."
Wow good one, I'm sure that explanation will totally fly on a messagebort filled with T14 law grads who also ground out their obligatory 5-10 year stints at V100 firms before moving on to typically miserable in-house legal positions (as is the normal trajectory of an extremely mundane life of corporate law drudgery).
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
Whoa, now that's a unique and impressive accomplishment here on XO.
I hear that V10 gods use totally different slang from mere V50 mortals... maybe someday you can share some of it with us! ;)
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
Obeezy c. 2015: Short balding fag with a TTTT pedigree who likes to complain about how much he hates working a miserable shitlaw job and struggling through a bout of serious depression following the suicide of his ugly Asian girlfriend.
Obeezy c. 2020: Extremely tall and handsome alpha stud who went to a prestigious college (where he was a hockey enforcer btw) before going to a top law school and becoming a biglawyer who then transitioned into an awesome and powerful high-paying corporate law job where he barely even has to work... which is perfect because it gives him plenty of time to spend with his beautiful wife and perfect kids.
Obeezy c. 2025: "Lol yeah I don't really 'work' anymore" because he's now worth $10+ million and is fully retired (travels for four months a year with his incredible loving family), scoffing at loser Trumpkin fags who still wagecuck as he relaxes and effortlessly pwns them for fun with a few keystrokes on his phone from a tropical beach somewhere.
Greatest 10 year redemption arc in internet history?
It all almost seems unbelievable... literally!
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
Weird use of this meme considering that I'm literally just reciting what all of us who have been poasting here remember.
"You don't remember what you think you remember, you fucking idiots" is a pretty interesting strategy to employ on a bort filled with high IQ lawyers who make their living by noticing details and remembering shit.
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Jane Goodall of Asian Pussy
Lawyer here.
I don't know what a civil attorney is. Never heard the term used.
I'm guessing any lawyer who's not a criminal lawyer?
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: i gave my cousin head
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I asked ChatGPT and apparently it’s a phrase laymen use. Lawyers certainly don’t.
Which suggests TBF is neither Claire nor zappin. Fascinating.
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
Lmao Obeezy now literally trying to REVERSE BIG WILLIE this and invoke CHATGPT to "prove" that ackkkkkkshually I'M the non-lawyer here "because real lawyers never use this term."
This is quickly becoming an excellent example of why it's impossible to reason with shitlibs, and instead they must simply be dealt with directly and forcefully in other ways.
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I mean, here’s Elon Musk’s AI weighing in. I love how this is such a “gotcha” moment for you. Adorable.
Like I said maybe it’s a shitlaw thing? Lawyers don’t use it.
Prompt: I’m a lawyer and I’ve never heard the phrase “civil attorney” before.
Grok: The term "civil attorney" isn't a standard or widely used phrase in legal circles, which might explain why you haven't come across it. It seems to be a colloquial or informal way some people refer to lawyers who handle civil law matters—cases involving private disputes between individuals or entities, like contracts, property, or torts, as opposed to criminal law. Think of it as a layperson's shorthand for a lawyer who deals with lawsuits, disputes, or transactions outside the criminal justice system.
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
Damn... if only we had a whole message bort filled with actual practicing attorneys who could weigh in on this issue decisively and authoritatively based on their own professional experience spent working in the law.
Oh well -- instead I guess we'll just have to "ask ChatGPT"!
Actual lol over here, you're on a roll today Beez
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I asked Grok too!
Like I said lawyers would say they’re in litigation, M&A, PE, EB, L&E, white collar, etc. they’d never say they’re a “civil attorney.”
Savor your huge W though. You finally got me ;-) ;-)
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
Holy shit
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: fulano
no one has ever used this term. its a completely esl foreigner concept like the distinction between public and private law.
Sorry bro cannot help you with that DUI, I am a civil attorney
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Total fucking faggot online
Are you even an attorney? Aren't you just a catty faggot?
I've been a corporate attorney in a major metro area for 15 years and I have absolutely heard this term used before.
Are you people flaming?
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Total fucking faggot online
Oh well if a notorious faggot on the internet says I'm lying about my own experience, I guess I must be lying then.
> "Hey man, long time no talk... reaching out because my cousin just got busted for [X], would you be able and interested in representing him potentially?"
> "Hey bro good to hear from you, naw sorry I'm a civil attorney / I practice civil law, I don't do criminal stuff."
> "Damn, OK well do you have someone you know that you could refer?"
Etc.
Again, are you people flaming with this "I've never heard the term 'civil law' or 'civil lawyer'" stuff? You think lawyers in that context say things like "Sorry man, I'm a soft IP lawyer" or "Sorry bro my practice focuses on mergers and acquisitions"? This must be flame.
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
does Obeezy still live in a garage?
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: Jane Goodall of Asian Pussy
I conducted an investigation into the tern "Civil attorney" and reached the following conclusion as to its meaning:
It is a term used by shitlawyers who will basically handle any non-criminal matter that comes across their desk.
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
Haha holy shit you’re right per ChatGPT
The phrase “civil attorney” isn’t standard lawyer-to-lawyer terminology in the U.S.
• Big firm lawyers almost never use it. They’ll describe themselves (and colleagues) by practice group or specialty: litigator, M&A lawyer, antitrust partner, securities litigator, restructuring associate, etc. If someone said “I’m a civil attorney” at a large firm, it would sound imprecise and unsophisticated.
• Small general-practice lawyers (sometimes derisively called “shitlaw” when they handle a grab-bag of divorces, PI cases, landlord-tenant, wills, contracts, etc.) are more likely to use “civil attorney” as shorthand. It distinguishes them from “criminal defense attorney” in language that non-lawyers understand. For marketing to clients who don’t know legal categories, “civil attorney” can be clearer.
So: it’s mostly a layman-facing phrase, used more in small firm / generalist settings than in biglaw.
Want me to pull some real-world examples (like attorney websites) so you can see how it shows up in practice?
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
i can obviously figure out from context what a "civil attorney" might be, but i can't recall coming across the term being used and i'm a biglaw lifer
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
I have three emails that contain the phrase "civil attorney" and they're all junk emails
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