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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Exhilarant light plaza old irish cottage
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Vivacious pontificating roast beef
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
godawful faggot firefighter
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Startled roommate
  06/06/25
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Lime appetizing piazza antidepressant drug
  06/06/25
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Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Exhilarant light plaza old irish cottage
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
cream kitty
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Mentally impaired sienna dilemma
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
bateful filthy library stain
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
cream kitty
  06/06/25
...
Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
floppy slate base ceo
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
Damn
floppy slate base ceo
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard
  06/06/25
not including tip
insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface
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Provocative box office
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bateful filthy library stain
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emerald mexican
  06/06/25
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Startled roommate
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Confused Aqua Address Sound Barrier
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Exhilarant light plaza old irish cottage
  06/06/25
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bateful filthy library stain
  06/06/25
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cream kitty
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emerald mexican
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Self-absorbed Forum
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Swollen Liquid Oxygen Nowag
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Vivacious pontificating roast beef
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godawful faggot firefighter
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Vigorous Theatre
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up-to-no-good mewling stage
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Infuriating internal respiration
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Yapping indecent parlor goyim
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Gold Tank
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Comical sadistic cruise ship jew
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glittery therapy feces
  06/06/25
LOL
elite bawdyhouse water buffalo
  06/07/25
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passionate pit
  06/27/25
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bateful filthy library stain
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Chocolate Wonderful Gas Station Persian
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Comical sadistic cruise ship jew
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
overrated gunner locale
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
overrated gunner locale
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
bateful filthy library stain
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
overrated gunner locale
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Infuriating internal respiration
  06/06/25
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Excitant skinny woman
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
shaky orange mad-dog skullcap cuckoldry
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
cyan voyeur
  06/06/25
...
Lime appetizing piazza antidepressant drug
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
emerald mexican
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
emerald mexican
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Zippy Property Associate
  06/06/25
...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Vigorous Theatre
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Swollen Liquid Oxygen Nowag
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Yapping indecent parlor goyim
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Infuriating internal respiration
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Hairraiser Submissive Locus
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Tripping School Cafeteria Digit Ratio
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Confused Aqua Address Sound Barrier
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Thriller new version
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
vibrant tantric depressive
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant light plaza old irish cottage

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Vivacious pontificating roast beef

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: godawful faggot firefighter

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Startled roommate

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Lime appetizing piazza antidepressant drug



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant light plaza old irish cottage

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: cream kitty

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sienna dilemma

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: bateful filthy library stain

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: cream kitty

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: floppy slate base ceo

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: floppy slate base ceo

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Provocative box office



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: bateful filthy library stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: emerald mexican



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Startled roommate



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Confused Aqua Address Sound Barrier

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant light plaza old irish cottage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: bateful filthy library stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: cream kitty



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: emerald mexican



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Forum



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Swollen Liquid Oxygen Nowag



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Vivacious pontificating roast beef



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: godawful faggot firefighter



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Theatre



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: up-to-no-good mewling stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Infuriating internal respiration



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Yapping indecent parlor goyim



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Gold Tank



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Comical sadistic cruise ship jew



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: glittery therapy feces



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: elite bawdyhouse water buffalo

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: passionate pit



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: bateful filthy library stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Chocolate Wonderful Gas Station Persian

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Comical sadistic cruise ship jew

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: overrated gunner locale

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: overrated gunner locale

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: bateful filthy library stain

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: overrated gunner locale

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Flickering Institution Haunted Graveyard

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Infuriating internal respiration

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Excitant skinny woman



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: insanely creepy amber ladyboy ratface

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: shaky orange mad-dog skullcap cuckoldry

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cyan voyeur

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Lime appetizing piazza antidepressant drug



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: emerald mexican

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: emerald mexican

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Zippy Property Associate

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Theatre

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Swollen Liquid Oxygen Nowag

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Yapping indecent parlor goyim

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Infuriating internal respiration

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Submissive Locus

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Tripping School Cafeteria Digit Ratio

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Confused Aqua Address Sound Barrier

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Thriller new version

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: vibrant tantric depressive

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994921)