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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
citrine home kitty
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
razzmatazz anal spot famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
Cr.
Iridescent marvelous station
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Low-t titillating corner
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Lilac bearded tanning salon
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Electric personal credit line
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
scarlet national idiot
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
flesh sex offender liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
flesh sex offender liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
...
cream indirect expression friendly grandma
  04/18/25
...
bistre vibrant patrolman nursing home
  08/17/26
...
poppy talented mood
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Dashing clown national security agency
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
cream indirect expression friendly grandma
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Umber Crackhouse Jewess
  04/18/25
jfc goys
beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
cream indirect expression friendly grandma
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fluffy fantasy-prone whorehouse
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
cream indirect expression friendly grandma
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fluffy fantasy-prone whorehouse
  04/18/25
...
Mahogany adventurous shrine reading party
  08/17/26
...
Mahogany adventurous shrine reading party
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
soul-stirring amber church telephone
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
soul-stirring amber church telephone
  04/18/25
...
Hairraiser cheese-eating field stain
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
...
poppy talented mood
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
racy parlour therapy
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fluffy fantasy-prone whorehouse
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
razzmatazz anal spot famous landscape painting
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
...
Mahogany adventurous shrine reading party
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
flesh sex offender liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
flesh sex offender liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
flesh sex offender liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Stirring lodge
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Stirring lodge
  08/17/26
...
Bossy Fat Ankles
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
soul-stirring amber church telephone
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
soul-stirring amber church telephone
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Low-t titillating corner
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: citrine home kitty

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz anal spot famous landscape painting

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Iridescent marvelous station

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Low-t titillating corner

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Lilac bearded tanning salon

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Electric personal credit line

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: scarlet national idiot

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: flesh sex offender liquid oxygen

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: flesh sex offender liquid oxygen

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cream indirect expression friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: bistre vibrant patrolman nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: poppy talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Dashing clown national security agency

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: cream indirect expression friendly grandma

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Umber Crackhouse Jewess

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cream indirect expression friendly grandma

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fluffy fantasy-prone whorehouse

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: cream indirect expression friendly grandma

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fluffy fantasy-prone whorehouse

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mahogany adventurous shrine reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mahogany adventurous shrine reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber church telephone

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber church telephone

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser cheese-eating field stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia house wagecucks

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: poppy talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: racy parlour therapy

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fluffy fantasy-prone whorehouse

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz anal spot famous landscape painting

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mahogany adventurous shrine reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: flesh sex offender liquid oxygen

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: flesh sex offender liquid oxygen

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: flesh sex offender liquid oxygen

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Stirring lodge

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Stirring lodge

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Bossy Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber church telephone

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber church telephone

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Low-t titillating corner

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Aqua Hall Organic Girlfriend

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)