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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
sable place of business pervert
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Awkward Razzle-dazzle Space Ladyboy
  04/18/25
Cr.
provocative location
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
copper razzmatazz hairy legs national
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Rose sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
laughsome mother messiness
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Sickened philosopher-king
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Boyish indian lodge
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Boyish indian lodge
  04/18/25
...
Frum Brethren Parlour
  04/18/25
...
swashbuckling smoky foreskin faggotry
  08/17/26
...
Amber tattoo indirect expression
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Ocher menage
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
drab erotic filthpig
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
drab erotic filthpig
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Frum Brethren Parlour
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
drab erotic filthpig
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
drab erotic filthpig
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Disgusting church building
  04/18/25
jfc goys
drab erotic filthpig
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Frum Brethren Parlour
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
curious zippy stag film
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Frum Brethren Parlour
  04/18/25
Ty friend
curious zippy stag film
  04/18/25
...
Opaque adventurous scourge upon the earth
  08/17/26
...
Opaque adventurous scourge upon the earth
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
carmine wonderful step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
carmine wonderful step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
...
Excitant Native Legal Warrant
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
drab erotic filthpig
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/18/25
...
Amber tattoo indirect expression
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
bull headed pozpig school cafeteria
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
curious zippy stag film
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Awkward Razzle-dazzle Space Ladyboy
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
...
Opaque adventurous scourge upon the earth
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Boyish indian lodge
  08/17/26
ur dumb
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Boyish indian lodge
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Boyish indian lodge
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
twinkling big crotch rigor
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
twinkling big crotch rigor
  08/17/26
...
multi-colored shitlib goal in life
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
carmine wonderful step-uncle's house
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
carmine wonderful step-uncle's house
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
copper razzmatazz hairy legs national
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
vivacious zombie-like mexican
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: sable place of business pervert

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Awkward Razzle-dazzle Space Ladyboy

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: provocative location

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: copper razzmatazz hairy legs national

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Rose sweet tailpipe

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: laughsome mother messiness

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Sickened philosopher-king

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Boyish indian lodge

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Boyish indian lodge

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Frum Brethren Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling smoky foreskin faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Amber tattoo indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Ocher menage

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: drab erotic filthpig

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: drab erotic filthpig

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Frum Brethren Parlour

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: drab erotic filthpig

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: drab erotic filthpig

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Disgusting church building

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: drab erotic filthpig

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Frum Brethren Parlour

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: curious zippy stag film

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Frum Brethren Parlour

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: curious zippy stag film

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Opaque adventurous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Opaque adventurous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: carmine wonderful step-uncle's house

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: carmine wonderful step-uncle's house

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Excitant Native Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: drab erotic filthpig

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Amber tattoo indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bull headed pozpig school cafeteria

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: curious zippy stag film

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Awkward Razzle-dazzle Space Ladyboy

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Opaque adventurous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Boyish indian lodge

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Boyish indian lodge

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Boyish indian lodge

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: twinkling big crotch rigor

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: twinkling big crotch rigor

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: multi-colored shitlib goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: carmine wonderful step-uncle's house

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: carmine wonderful step-uncle's house

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: copper razzmatazz hairy legs national

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: vivacious zombie-like mexican

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)