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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained))
data privacy dood at baker hostetler (he's now at one of the L&E firms). he came up on my fb "people you may know." he has older kids, so this is clearly a second marriage. he referred to her in one status update as "my enchantress"
https://ibb.co/Fk93rNY1
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:14 AM
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this litrally looks like a porn dvd cover
also, it appears, for all intent and purpose, his bride is a man
anyway, this should be a watermark on his biz card "Better Call Stanislav"
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained))
he's at (((fisher phillips))), which is actually bottom of the barrel when it comes to the L&E firms. i don't understand why he's at an L&E firm because his practice doesn't necessarily line up. he must have carved out a niche where he focuses on employment-related issues related to data breaches.
i did a case for him just before i left BH. the DC police dept had a big data breach and their union filed a grievance over it, and i handled that for them. he was a nice guy, never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl." glad he's happy but LJL at this all around.
he went from BH to nixon peabody to fisher phillips in the course of 3 years. kinda bizarre.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
From where?
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
"he was a nice guy"
Was he really? This was not my experience with this guy.
"never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl.""
They've been together quite a while now and they got together when she was still in her 20s.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Pretty sure that's his MO. He's very slick at a high level.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
He isn't short.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
I knew him quite a while before that. Like mid 2010s. He wasn't married for too long at that point. They got married in some mass wedding at the Grammy Awards. Search his name and you'll find the details.
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
do you think i could be a partner at baker hostetler, baker mckenzie or baker botts
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
thanks man that means a lot
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
I mean they've been married for over a decade at this point.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained))
I’ll just take a guess and say this guy makes like 750k. He should be living a comfortable life and have a couple mil in retirement accounts and a couple more in brokerage accounts. Instead he’s likely paying like 15k in alimony and child support and paying for this wacky alive girl who fucks him like the pros I used to bang (but probably cheaper for me per fuck if you break it down) and he’s living check to check.
He’s a cool dood so I hope I’m wrong, but I fear I’m not.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Back in the day they had a fairly middle class townhome. Nothing extravagant at all.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
That someone is me, btw.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
LMAO, oh holy fuck. I know this guy. Fun fact: before he did privacy law and telecom stuff he did porn law (ran his own firm). Yes, really. He implemented some age verification system for the industry. His wife runs some talent agency. If you dig around online you'll find all sorts of interesting things.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained))
Ho lee fuck
Every time I poast pics of someone from irl there’s an Xo connection. I posted a pic of this chick with boltons I know and a poaster here had fucked her and poasted her initials.
So this dood married a former porn star???
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:48 PM
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Just to verify that I'm not bsing- his initials are DP, wife's first initial is M.
Can't confirm if she was ever a porn star, but draw your own conclusions.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 PM
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No, she runs her own agency.
EDIT: or ran. I haven't had contact with this guy in a very long time.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Listen, I only know some things. I'm sure there's a ton of totally insane shit that I never found out about. I had some crazy friends that did a deep dive into his personal life. The rumors were ... very interesting.
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