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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
maniacal exciting piazza
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Cocky dopamine senate
  04/18/25
Cr.
gold nursing home reading party
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
tantric sable stage
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
vivacious striped hyena
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
aggressive boistinker toaster
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
mind-boggling son of senegal
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
orange diverse partner
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
orange diverse partner
  04/18/25
...
Alcoholic goal in life theatre
  04/18/25
...
filthy hell juggernaut
  08/17/26
...
multi-colored roommate base
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Green knife trump supporter
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Alcoholic goal in life theatre
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
trip hall
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Alcoholic goal in life theatre
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
180 hospital mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Alcoholic goal in life theatre
  04/18/25
Ty friend
180 hospital mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
...
scarlet thriller parlor laser beams
  08/17/26
...
scarlet thriller parlor laser beams
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Black disgusting black woman
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Black disgusting black woman
  04/18/25
...
provocative cerise meetinghouse
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Mint business firm
  04/18/25
...
multi-colored roommate base
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Aphrodisiac mother people who are hurt
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
180 hospital mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Mint business firm
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Mint business firm
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Mint business firm
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Cocky dopamine senate
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Mint business firm
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
...
scarlet thriller parlor laser beams
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
orange diverse partner
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
orange diverse partner
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
orange diverse partner
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Gaped wagecucks associate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Gaped wagecucks associate
  08/17/26
...
Spectacular clear headpube den
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Black disgusting black woman
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Black disgusting black woman
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
tantric sable stage
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Mint business firm
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Mint business firm

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: maniacal exciting piazza

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Cocky dopamine senate

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: gold nursing home reading party

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: tantric sable stage

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: vivacious striped hyena

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mint business firm

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: aggressive boistinker toaster

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling son of senegal

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Mint business firm

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: orange diverse partner

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Mint business firm

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: orange diverse partner

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic goal in life theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: filthy hell juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: multi-colored roommate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Green knife trump supporter

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Mint business firm

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic goal in life theatre

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Mint business firm

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Mint business firm

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: trip hall

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic goal in life theatre

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mint business firm

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: 180 hospital mad-dog skullcap

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic goal in life theatre

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: 180 hospital mad-dog skullcap

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: scarlet thriller parlor laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: scarlet thriller parlor laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Black disgusting black woman

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mint business firm

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Black disgusting black woman

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: provocative cerise meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mint business firm

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: multi-colored roommate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mother people who are hurt

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: 180 hospital mad-dog skullcap

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Mint business firm

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Mint business firm

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Mint business firm

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Cocky dopamine senate

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mint business firm

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Mint business firm

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: scarlet thriller parlor laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: orange diverse partner

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Mint business firm

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: orange diverse partner

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Mint business firm

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: orange diverse partner

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Mint business firm

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Gaped wagecucks associate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Mint business firm

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Gaped wagecucks associate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Spectacular clear headpube den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Black disgusting black woman

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Mint business firm

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Black disgusting black woman

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: tantric sable stage

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Mint business firm

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50149087)