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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
excitant locus legend
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
excitant locus legend
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Unholy Vigorous Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/06/25
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mischievous theater
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Provocative Costumed Electric Furnace
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Mildly autistic slate pistol area
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Unholy Vigorous Coffee Pot
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turquoise gaped den twinkling uncleanness
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Laughsome Cheese-eating Dilemma
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Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
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Disgusting Stage
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olive diverse market
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filthy irradiated coldplay fan step-uncle's house
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Mildly autistic slate pistol area
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
excitant locus legend
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Mildly autistic slate pistol area
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Mildly autistic slate pistol area
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
excitant locus legend
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Mildly autistic slate pistol area
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
charismatic gas station kitty
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Mildly autistic slate pistol area
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Obsidian Resort Pocket Flask
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Beady-eyed magenta prole becky
  07/06/25
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filthy irradiated coldplay fan step-uncle's house
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
turquoise gaped den twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
adulterous codepig jap
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Mind-boggling scarlet trump supporter
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Laughsome Cheese-eating Dilemma
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Fishy Internal Respiration
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
charismatic gas station kitty
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Fishy Internal Respiration
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
charismatic gas station kitty
  07/07/25
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Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Fishy Internal Respiration
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Mind-boggling scarlet trump supporter
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
charismatic gas station kitty
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Fishy Internal Respiration
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Fishy Internal Respiration
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Fishy Internal Respiration
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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turquoise gaped den twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
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Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Mildly autistic slate pistol area
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Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal
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Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
erotic histrionic personal credit line
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
salmon greedy toilet seat
  07/11/25
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Sexy stimulating property half-breed
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
mustard sex offender brunch
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: excitant locus legend

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: excitant locus legend

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Unholy Vigorous Coffee Pot

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: mischievous theater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Provocative Costumed Electric Furnace

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Unholy Vigorous Coffee Pot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: balding parlor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: turquoise gaped den twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: infuriating antidepressant drug



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Laughsome Cheese-eating Dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: khaki base



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Disgusting Stage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Wonderful stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: salmon greedy toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: walnut big reading party



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: olive diverse market



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: filthy irradiated coldplay fan step-uncle's house



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: excitant locus legend

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: excitant locus legend

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: charismatic gas station kitty

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Obsidian Resort Pocket Flask

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed magenta prole becky

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: filthy irradiated coldplay fan step-uncle's house



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: turquoise gaped den twinkling uncleanness

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: adulterous codepig jap

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet trump supporter

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Laughsome Cheese-eating Dilemma

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: charismatic gas station kitty

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: charismatic gas station kitty

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet trump supporter

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: charismatic gas station kitty

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Fishy Internal Respiration

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: turquoise gaped den twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Autistic Concupiscible Stain Death Wish

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slate pistol area



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse motley university sneaky criminal



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: erotic histrionic personal credit line

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: salmon greedy toilet seat

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Sexy stimulating property half-breed



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: mustard sex offender brunch

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099235)