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Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
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Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
cracking persian
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
180 casino headpube
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
histrionic magical black woman office
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
stimulating bawdyhouse
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
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  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
Black laser beams
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And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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Swashbuckling Internal Respiration
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cracking persian
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
180 casino headpube
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
galvanic thirsty stage
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
bistre stead
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
bistre stead
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
fear-inspiring lake institution useless brakes
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
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  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
tan quadroon
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
Mildly autistic multi-colored field french chef
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
Mildly autistic multi-colored field french chef
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
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  07/13/14
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gold senate multi-billionaire
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
Bonkers azn
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
Territorial orchid public bath
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
Well-lubricated pit
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
bistre stead
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
gaped razzle theater stage doctorate
  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
red piazza main people
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
trip cruise ship electric furnace
  06/16/14
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umber self-absorbed nursing home
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
bistre stead
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
Aromatic orchestra pit immigrant
  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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Makes me love hockey even more.
Racy frum hell
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bistre stead
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Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
soggy adventurous ape abode
  07/13/14
not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
Arousing massive library
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gold senate multi-billionaire
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
fiercely-loyal orange indian lodge half-breed
  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
Arousing massive library
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Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye
  07/13/14
Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
Swashbuckling Internal Respiration
  07/13/14
Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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soggy adventurous ape abode
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Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye
  07/13/14
*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
gold senate multi-billionaire
  07/13/14
*Is Rick Ankiel*
Swashbuckling Internal Respiration
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gold senate multi-billionaire
  07/13/14
they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
trip cruise ship electric furnace
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it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
umber self-absorbed nursing home
  07/13/14
in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye
  07/13/14
we can still make it.
umber self-absorbed nursing home
  07/13/14
Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
Swashbuckling Internal Respiration
  07/13/14
how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, ...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: cracking persian

Soccermos, explain.

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: 180 casino headpube

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: histrionic magical black woman office

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: stimulating bawdyhouse

(Actual retard)

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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: useless fragrant box office genital piercing

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Black laser beams

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: cracking persian

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Thriller misanthropic stage



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internal Respiration



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: ungodly titillating whorehouse



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty stage

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internal Respiration



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: cracking persian



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: 180 casino headpube

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty stage

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: bistre stead

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: bistre stead

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring lake institution useless brakes

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Zippy Business Firm

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: tan quadroon

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Mildly autistic multi-colored field french chef

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Mildly autistic multi-colored field french chef

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: carmine boyish theatre trump supporter

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: gold senate multi-billionaire



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Bonkers azn

Too strong for their own good

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Territorial orchid public bath

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pit

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: bistre stead

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: gaped razzle theater stage doctorate

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: red piazza main people

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: trip cruise ship electric furnace

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: umber self-absorbed nursing home



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: bistre stead

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Aromatic orchestra pit immigrant

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: crystalline coffee pot

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: turquoise base



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: Racy frum hell

Makes me love hockey even more.

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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: bistre stead



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: soggy adventurous ape abode

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Arousing massive library

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: gold senate multi-billionaire



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal orange indian lodge half-breed

All sports are fixed.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Arousing massive library

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internal Respiration

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: carmine boyish theatre trump supporter

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: soggy adventurous ape abode



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: gold senate multi-billionaire

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internal Respiration

*Is Rick Ankiel*

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: gold senate multi-billionaire



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: trip cruise ship electric furnace

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: umber self-absorbed nursing home

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: umber self-absorbed nursing home

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internal Respiration

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: trip cruise ship electric furnace

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Citrine Cruel-hearted Old Irish Cottage Round Eye



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: gaped razzle theater stage doctorate

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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: ungodly titillating whorehouse



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy liquid oxygen



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Author: ungodly titillating whorehouse



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