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A one-way portal to 1993 opens. Do you take it?
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:43 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria The catch: You'll start out your current age, homeless, and without any knowledge of events or technology after 1993 in a city of your choice. Nobody will know you, and you'll never be in contact with any of your current family and friends again.
Is it worth it?
Edit: hypo version 2: You can take your immediate family with you, and you will be set up with a $20k/year retail job and generic identity (no other family or friends, but you're not a stranger to people at work) to go along with that. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Sepia fat ankles Fuck no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26848918) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria (not a true 90s connoisseur) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26848929) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49026900) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:39 AM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49027163) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:46 PM Author: mildly autistic fantasy-prone church building deer antler Your current life would have to be pretty darn shitty to find this option at all appealing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26848933) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria It's a chance to relive the 90s.
Admittedly, the hypo may need some modification. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:55 PM Author: mildly autistic fantasy-prone church building deer antler I would only go back in time if I could change shit based on current knowledge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26848982) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Hypo is too easy if it's just going back to your old self to redo your life or if it involves becoming a multi-billionaire due to knowledge. Need some way to relieve the 90s without those issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849025) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Painfully honest ticket booth filthpig The 90s were admittedly awesome, but that doesn't mean they were so for all people under all circumstances. Yeah it was a boom and a great time for pop culture, but you're hypo has someone dropping into 1993 as a ghost with no history or connections. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849027) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: maniacal slimy prole masturbator Yeah and part of what made them awesome was we were young and didn't have to strive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849107) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032553) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:11 PM Author: bearded knife Without knowledge if future events I would have no way of appreciating how 180 the 90s were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850182) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032524) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:40 PM Author: ebony odious becky Fuck no. What kind of loser would take either of those? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria I thought we had true 90s lovers here. The second one isn't so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849257) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM Author: ebony odious becky Only people who have a shit job and shit family/friends now would find an opportunity have a shit job and no friends appealing (regardless of the decade). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849284) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:24 PM Author: Lemon electric legend In a heart beat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849889) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032993) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: frum vengeful institution *gets raped immediately* *catches AIDS* *dies horrifically 6 months later* |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Irradiated cruel-hearted casino Yes
Get in on the tech bubble, and you'll be set for life. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Lemon electric legend this / simple knowledge of meta technological trends and market moves will allow you to profit astronomically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849904) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Crusty Principal's Office Main People Why they fuck would you want to go again through school, testing, job interviews, working in TTT jerbs for assholes, saving money, and the Bush presidency?
Other than social shit and knowing you could correct all the mistakes you made socially wtf would you want to do that shit again? |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:06 PM Author: Irradiated cruel-hearted casino Spring Break Cancun with Jerry Springer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849044) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Painfully honest ticket booth filthpig The OP's hypo says you are your current age and know nothing of the coming boom, so it doesn't really seem like any benefit at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849050) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:14 PM Author: maniacal slimy prole masturbator The hypo would be better if you had general knowledge of future events like computers will be big, but not specific events like: don't do a tour of the wtc on 9/11/01. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849097) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: amethyst site This may be one of the worst hypos in the history of this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849105) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: maniacal slimy prole masturbator what was one of the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849110) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Iridescent razzle trust fund office How many 5 yr olds could you kill with no break. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850157) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:13 PM Author: Adulterous brindle people who are hurt That was an epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850197) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM Author: clear pit This hypo suckkkks! FART (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849111) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:23 PM Author: sadistic goyim sneaky criminal If I could get my Burger King job back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849143) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:31 PM Author: Snowy trip generalized bond home *waves goodbye over shoulder without looking back*
EDIT: Just read the remainder of the hypo and no, I wouldn't want to go back to 1993 to be homeless and likely die of starvation/some gross homeless disease within a year or two. If I wanted to do that I could walk out my door and be homeless today. Whether it was 1993 or not wouldn't really matter. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Frozen cordovan trump supporter field lolwut, homeless with no friends and family? please work on your hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849205) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:39 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria There has to be a price for living in the 90s again. See version 2 of the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849235) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM Author: amethyst site Your version 2 is like Scott Norwood getting a second chance to kick that fg in Super Bowl XXV and missing it wide left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849255) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria I know the first one is nuts, but living in the 90s again might be worth it to someone.
The second one should have some people going for it. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Frozen cordovan trump supporter field what's so great about the 90s? the only thing great about the 90s was music. technology was awful. having a 486 with dos and having my mom yell at me for hogging the phone line to sign onto compuserve/prodigy/aol are all TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849270) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria America hadn't become a festering TTT in steep decline yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849275) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49033139) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM Author: pontificating macaca mother no iPhone or iPad and slow as shit internet? NO WAY MAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849899) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: White partner Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032523) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:28 PM Author: jet-lagged bull headed halford goal in life "no gay marriage | no way" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849907) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032522) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: mind-boggling dark electric furnace patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032753) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032754) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:29 PM Author: Judgmental twisted tanning salon heh heh but seriously whats the real catch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26849912) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49031829) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:04 PM Author: flickering tripping marketing idea I remember 1993 like it was yesterday. It was all so innocent and fun. I'd spend my days playing video games and riding my bike. How things have changed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850138) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49033148) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: White partner https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Yesterday_(1991_film) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49033151) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:05 PM Author: ultramarine mentally impaired point dog poop I would kill Kill KILL to go back to my 13 yo self in 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850146) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:08 PM Author: Big mediation "current age" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850164) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:08 PM Author: ultramarine mentally impaired point dog poop :(
No. |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49033074) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:16 PM Author: provocative soggy bawdyhouse probably. it doesn't really look like there is some imminent 'futuristic' game-changing technological development--eternal life via genetic manipulation or something--that we might be missing out on, if we bailed on the 21st century. things seem to just be stagnating or getting worse. so i don't really see the downside. i would be more interested in going further back than 1993, though. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:20 PM Author: ultramarine mentally impaired point dog poop i'd go back to about 1984 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#26850244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:24 PM Author: provocative soggy bawdyhouse tcr somewhere between 1973- 1985 would be ecstasy for me. i have always been completely fascinated by that period, since i was a small child looking at old Sears catalogs i found in our attic. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:25 PM Author: ultramarine mentally impaired point dog poop what year were you born?
the mid 80s- early 90s were the zenith of American culture and society. by the over-glorified late 90s, we'd entered a period of decay, I'd argue. |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49027012) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:08 AM Author: deranged floppy dysfunction philosopher-king *balding, homeless lawyer from the future stumbles into 1993 Pizza Hut parking lot, mouth so parched he cannot speak*
*picks up a piece of bark mulch from the flowerbed and begins hastily scrawling something onto the sidewalk*
"I'M HERE FOR THE PIZZA PAR.."
*keels over and dies* |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: White partner “He really liked it here, however briefly.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49031821) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Black incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032693) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032734) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Fighting kitty cat cuck US cities were so much more dangerous in the 90s than they are now. I will die on this hill. People talk about how bad places like DC are today as if they weren't practically warzones in 1994. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032562) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: free-loading half-breed so I just go back in time as some middle aged doofus alone in the world? that sounds awful. do I get a billion dollars or something at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032567) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: Vivacious cheese-eating milk this is a crap hypo. those of us who've maed it but are sick and tired would not go back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032764) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: avocado idea he suggested 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032765) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: White partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49032860) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: curious chest-beating meetinghouse nibblets so i'm a 40yo man in a time where girls weren't as slutty, yoga pants hadn't been invented yet, there were a lot fewer asian girls here, and STDs were rampant? wow sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2).#49033121) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: avocado idea he suggested "and STDs were rampant"
u people are so fuckin dumb |