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RSF's dad tapping champagne flute in middle of post-verdict celebratory dinner:

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. ...
Dashing Base
  01/14/18
*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely ...
maroon exciting dog poop corner
  01/14/18
Rook! Risten!
unhinged rehab
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histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater
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I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works y...
avocado persian
  01/15/18
lmao @ RSF
swashbuckling space windowlicker
  01/15/18
Risten!!!
costumed titillating immigrant
  01/15/18
it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?
Beady-eyed drab church internal respiration
  01/14/18
OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're c...
Dashing Base
  01/14/18
carry on, then
Beady-eyed drab church internal respiration
  01/14/18
180
propecia mathematica
  01/14/18
he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless p...
avocado persian
  01/14/18
you know, he actually did say something very similar to me o...
Dashing Base
  01/14/18
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Beady-eyed drab church internal respiration
  01/14/18
actual lol
metal razzmatazz french chef juggernaut
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spin, ratfucks
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propecia mathematica
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Awkward Gaped Step-uncle's House
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amber hot center ratface
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No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot....
avocado persian
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hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy g...
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Magical sadistic gas station
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histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater
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cr q
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Nighttime Lettuce
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sickened mad-dog skullcap location
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irradiated judgmental roast beef
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Boart TREASURE
Buff comical regret
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Heady fuchsia gaping
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boyish sexy mad cow disease
  01/14/18
180000
180 light alpha
  01/15/18
lmao
richard clock
  01/15/18
lol
beta house puppy
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Passionate fluffy nibblets brunch
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Lmao
Hyperventilating ticket booth brethren
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sinister sick university
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180
Magical sadistic gas station
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Mustard principal's office
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lo fucking l
Smoky den
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Awkward Gaped Step-uncle's House
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Lmao
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infuriating khaki theater son of senegal
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Manually Patching Allaire
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opaque hall
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Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Roommate
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abusive misanthropic legend
  06/25/18
shut the fuck up nigger
startling office knife
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Cruel-hearted Toaster
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propecia mathematica
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180
canary adulterous deer antler
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I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have so...
amber hot center ratface
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Appetizing hideous trump supporter
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lavender spectacular hell
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metal razzmatazz french chef juggernaut
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costumed titillating immigrant
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177 Brilliant setup, weak conclusion
vivacious school cafeteria
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Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads
amber hot center ratface
  01/14/18
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Magical sadistic gas station
  01/15/18
If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!
swashbuckling space windowlicker
  01/15/18
hey HEY HEYYYYY DIS IS RAWBORT
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histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater
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histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater
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histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Dashing Base

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*

Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.

But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?

*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*

Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.

Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]

*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*

[cut to reaction shot:]

*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*

[and cut to:]

*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: maroon exciting dog poop corner

*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*

leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: unhinged rehab

Rook! Risten!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156814)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156863)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: avocado persian

I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works you dumb gook, it's for calling out your obvious pumos posing as non gooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159229)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling space windowlicker

lmao @ RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159273)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: costumed titillating immigrant

Risten!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed drab church internal respiration

it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156784)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Dashing Base

OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're cool now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156802)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed drab church internal respiration

carry on, then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156808)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156809)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: avocado persian

he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless piece of shit you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing Base

you know, he actually did say something very similar to me one time.

but not a second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156829)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed drab church internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156839)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: metal razzmatazz french chef juggernaut

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156848)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Green philosopher-king lodge

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156851)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: canary adulterous deer antler



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156856)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Awkward Gaped Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156864)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: amber hot center ratface



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: avocado persian

No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot. You should be ashamed you hit your father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156888)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: startling office knife

hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy getting fucked by more when you were 9?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157245)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Magical sadistic gas station



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Date: January 15th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded kitchen marketing idea



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Dashing Base

cr q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#36308898)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Toaster



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Nighttime Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156995)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: sickened mad-dog skullcap location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157001)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: irradiated judgmental roast beef



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Buff comical regret

Boart TREASURE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157286)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Heady fuchsia gaping



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: boyish sexy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157553)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: 180 light alpha

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159123)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159125)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: beta house puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159137)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:44 AM
Author: Passionate fluffy nibblets brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159159)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Hyperventilating ticket booth brethren

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159160)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: sinister sick university



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Magical sadistic gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159234)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Mustard principal's office



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Smoky den

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35161161)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Awkward Gaped Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: nofapping home

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35177589)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: infuriating khaki theater son of senegal



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: opaque hall



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Date: February 27th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Roommate



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: abusive misanthropic legend



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: startling office knife

shut the fuck up nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156835)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Toaster



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: canary adulterous deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156828)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: amber hot center ratface

I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have something to do with his wanting to feel close to his dad's success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156866)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Appetizing hideous trump supporter



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: lavender spectacular hell



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156980)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: metal razzmatazz french chef juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157162)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: costumed titillating immigrant

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157238)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria

177

Brilliant setup, weak conclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157517)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: amber hot center ratface

Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157601)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Magical sadistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159236)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling space windowlicker

If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159810)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Marvelous buck-toothed market prole

hey

HEY

HEYYYYY

DIS IS RAWBORT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159823)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Locale

Tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35162375)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: costumed titillating immigrant



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Date: January 17th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: alcoholic domesticated crackhouse



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Roommate



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: lavender spectacular hell



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Old Irish Cottage Roommate



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Jade school



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: opaque hall

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35315961)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:57 PM
Author: histrionic bonkers resort volcanic crater



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