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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: adulterous halford Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Histrionic godawful cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: aquamarine passionate private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: pale step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Drab Ratface Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: fear-inspiring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: adulterous halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: trip painfully honest center chad Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: racy messiness market I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: canary doctorate Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Cracking White Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Vigorous Harsh Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Ocher Thriller Hell Coffee Pot (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Razzmatazz arrogant immigrant reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: adulterous halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Azure Tank ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Azure Tank no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Lascivious Avocado Boiling Water State We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: grizzly sanctuary turdskin 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Beady-eyed flirting old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: salmon box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: grizzly sanctuary turdskin Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Effete provocative rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Overrated Apoplectic Den 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: grizzly sanctuary turdskin Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Out-of-control cruise ship deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Lascivious Avocado Boiling Water State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: crystalline principal's office candlestick maker great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Lavender fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: startled exhilarant new version love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: blathering arousing range nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: startled exhilarant new version was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Low-t red kitchen black woman I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: at-the-ready cheese-eating library I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: adulterous halford The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#36797515) |
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