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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: passionate milk Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: amber regret church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Dark zippy national black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: learning disabled disrespectful forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Alcoholic coldplay fan travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: passionate milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: tantric plaza codepig Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Translucent Love Of Her Life I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: amethyst nursing home marketing idea Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Vigorous Sable Boistinker Half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: charismatic space trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Olive mind-boggling church building skinny woman (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: maize electric base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: elite domesticated temple lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: passionate milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: elite domesticated temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: elite domesticated temple bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: stirring narrow-minded office goyim ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: elite domesticated temple They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: stirring narrow-minded office goyim no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: bateful mauve dragon We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: bat shit crazy bipolar clown principal's office 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: know-it-all psychic national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: elite domesticated temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Frozen Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: elite domesticated temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: bat shit crazy bipolar clown principal's office Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: sapphire site knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Talking range turdskin 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: bat shit crazy bipolar clown principal's office Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Supple institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: bateful mauve dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: bonkers bespoke patrolman great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988132) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: elite domesticated temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#27989075) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Insane gaping was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Lemon Ticket Booth Rigpig I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: nofapping violet library nibblets I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#34851063) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: Jet-lagged Fiercely-loyal Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#34851052) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: passionate milk The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#36797515) |
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