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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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couple weeks ago. you?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: erotic metal cruise ship

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Red rehab knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Provocative boistinker parlor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Salmon church building

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Godawful nudist base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: fragrant liquid oxygen area

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Charismatic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: irate hairraiser address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Godawful nudist base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: excitant thirsty gaping

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Yapping Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: 180 pale state sweet tailpipe

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Opaque station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Pungent party of the first part gas station

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Saffron step-uncle's house

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Godawful nudist base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Lemon galvanic theater stage genital piercing

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Comical angry orchestra pit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Self-centered Hall

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king pocket flask

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Comical angry orchestra pit telephone

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: erotic metal cruise ship

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Opaque station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly insane whorehouse

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Cuck National Security Agency

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly insane whorehouse

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Cuck National Security Agency

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Godawful nudist base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Azure casino weed whacker

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Harsh autistic striped hyena

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Spectacular crackhouse clown



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Ruddy Self-centered Hall



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: erotic metal cruise ship

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Cuck National Security Agency

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: erotic metal cruise ship

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: erotic metal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: 180 pale state sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: House-broken institution

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Insecure nofapping locale

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Charismatic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: brass masturbator

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Cuck National Security Agency

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: 180 pale state sweet tailpipe

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: brass masturbator

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: 180 pale state sweet tailpipe

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: brass masturbator

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: 180 pale state sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: House-broken institution

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Provocative boistinker parlor

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: House-broken institution

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Black racy house

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: brass masturbator

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Black racy house

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Spectacular crackhouse clown

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: adventurous plaza



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Spectacular crackhouse clown



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Stirring garrison fortuitous meteor

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle university



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: brass masturbator



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: garnet background story



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location

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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: adventurous plaza



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Slippery Histrionic Principal's Office Windowlicker



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Yapping Bawdyhouse



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: big shimmering death wish

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Bateful Nursing Home



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Godawful nudist base



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location

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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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