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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
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| irradiated resort sweet tailpipe | 02/22/22 |
| trip old irish cottage | 02/23/22 |
| Excitant Copper Weed Whacker Point | 02/22/22 |
| irradiated resort sweet tailpipe | 02/22/22 |
| canary boltzmann set | 02/23/22 |
| naked stirring tattoo hominid | 02/23/22 |
| Honey-headed Faggot Firefighter Step-uncle's House | 02/23/22 |
| confused market patrolman | 02/23/22 |
| cerebral spot | 03/08/22 |
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| Diverse becky garrison | 02/22/22 |
| swollen concupiscible state | 02/23/22 |
| confused market patrolman | 02/23/22 |
| salmon sickened area mediation | 03/08/22 |
| razzle-dazzle site genital piercing | 02/22/22 |
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| shaky church round eye | 02/23/22 |
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| Honey-headed Faggot Firefighter Step-uncle's House | 02/23/22 |
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| trip old irish cottage | 02/23/22 |
| Excitant Copper Weed Whacker Point | 02/23/22 |
| Misunderstood Circlehead Kitty Cat | 03/08/22 |
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| swollen concupiscible state | 02/23/22 |
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| cerebral spot | 03/08/22 |
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| Diverse becky garrison | 01/09/23 |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: black glittery background story mad-dog skullcap describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Slippery arousing ape nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: irradiated resort sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Excitant Copper Weed Whacker Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Idiotic electric furnace property yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: trip old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Diverse becky garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: Demanding Laughsome Lodge Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: mind-boggling maniacal mental disorder field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: Passionate Crusty Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: Diverse becky garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: black glittery background story mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: magenta violent locale He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: irradiated resort sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Idiotic electric furnace property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: magenta violent locale He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: trip old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: irradiated resort sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: canary boltzmann set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: cerebral spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: cerebral spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: Excitant Copper Weed Whacker Point He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: trip old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Big milky mexican MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: mind-boggling maniacal mental disorder field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: Nubile flesh laser beams office How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: magenta violent locale In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Big milky mexican after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: magenta violent locale Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Big milky mexican JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: irradiated resort sweet tailpipe Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: trip old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: Excitant Copper Weed Whacker Point Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: irradiated resort sweet tailpipe Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: canary boltzmann set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: naked stirring tattoo hominid Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Honey-headed Faggot Firefighter Step-uncle's House "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: confused market patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: cerebral spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Cobalt persian faggotry on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: swollen concupiscible state He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: magenta violent locale mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: swollen concupiscible state Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: magenta violent locale wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: curious effete theater stage nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Cobalt persian faggotry nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Burgundy Motley Institution Generalized Bond Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Cobalt persian faggotry they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: Diverse becky garrison not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: swollen concupiscible state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: confused market patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: salmon sickened area mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: razzle-dazzle site genital piercing Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Chocolate comical karate den The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: shaky church round eye What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: hideous greedy gas station Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: shaky church round eye I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Chocolate comical karate den It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: bateful forum can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Honey-headed Faggot Firefighter Step-uncle's House Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Honey-headed Faggot Firefighter Step-uncle's House Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: trip old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: Excitant Copper Weed Whacker Point Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: Misunderstood Circlehead Kitty Cat 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Dead Dun Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Carmine shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: mind-boggling maniacal mental disorder field Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: swollen concupiscible state Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: dashing high-end locus ratface A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: Sienna histrionic trailer park famous landscape painting It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: Red Hall Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: cerebral spot fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: cream center newt Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Diverse becky garrison mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: swollen concupiscible state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45581117) |
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Date: December 12th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: swollen concupiscible state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#48441123) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: swollen concupiscible state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#49319079) |