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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
spruce lascivious persian elastic band
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Glassy national partner
  06/03/25
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wonderful deranged stag film
  06/04/25
...
misunderstood orchid codepig
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Provocative center
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
spruce lascivious persian elastic band
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Crimson Patrolman
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
startled curious lay sneaky criminal
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
spruce lascivious persian elastic band
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
pearly mediation
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
pink halford
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
spruce lascivious persian elastic band
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
sinister karate milk
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
internet-worthy aromatic faggotry hall
  06/03/25
obviously yes
thriller locus cumskin
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
bearded fishy stage
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
boyish den
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Demanding set
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
spruce lascivious persian elastic band
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Copper menage
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
bearded fishy stage
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Floppy alpha
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
smoky stirring garrison
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Chocolate fragrant state
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
pearly mediation
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
appetizing godawful boistinker home
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Chocolate fragrant state
  06/04/25
...
wonderful deranged stag film
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
sinister karate milk
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Hairless sapphire station
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Floppy alpha
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
spruce lascivious persian elastic band
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
diverse cobalt school cafeteria death wish
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
irradiated ceo
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: spruce lascivious persian elastic band

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Glassy national partner

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful deranged stag film



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: misunderstood orchid codepig



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Provocative center

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: spruce lascivious persian elastic band

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: startled curious lay sneaky criminal

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: spruce lascivious persian elastic band

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: pearly mediation

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: pink halford

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: spruce lascivious persian elastic band

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: sinister karate milk

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy aromatic faggotry hall

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: thriller locus cumskin

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: bearded fishy stage

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: boyish den

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Demanding set

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: spruce lascivious persian elastic band

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Copper menage

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bearded fishy stage

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy alpha

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: smoky stirring garrison

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Chocolate fragrant state

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: pearly mediation

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: appetizing godawful boistinker home

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Chocolate fragrant state

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful deranged stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: sinister karate milk

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Hairless sapphire station

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Floppy alpha

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: spruce lascivious persian elastic band

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: diverse cobalt school cafeteria death wish

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: irradiated ceo

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)