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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: garald fjord they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053126) |
Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM Author: hank_scorpio what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053129) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) where restaurants serve texas toast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053141) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM Author: hank_scorpio I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053151) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Mideast Peace Accords (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053148) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.
At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.
The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."
Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053339) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: animeboi (.) . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053355) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM Author: Smoker I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053235) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM Author: faggotmaster (π§) You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053248) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM Author: automatic admit wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053340) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: faggotmaster (π§) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053353) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon the long arc of history bends toward truth to power (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053354) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053357) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: pleasure syndicate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053422) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Texas School Book Suppository (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053974) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,., Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053360) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::, it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053367) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) (confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053959) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053964) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: Ass Sunstein *Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Oklahoma toast now!"
*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"* |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: FUCK THIS FAGGOT FUCKING GARBAGE CLOWN COUNTRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054117) |