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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
passionate set stock car
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Aromatic circlehead locus
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Dashing Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Vibrant ladyboy
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
odious flickering abode trust fund
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
milky soul-stirring stage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Violet balding digit ratio
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Bonkers Fighting Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
motley irate bawdyhouse karate
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Fragrant fantasy-prone stain space
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Brindle Becky
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
pink main people
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Angry lemon orchestra pit idiot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
idiotic godawful chapel
  06/30/25
cr
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
motley irate bawdyhouse karate
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Razzmatazz Casino
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
pink main people
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Brindle Becky
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
idiotic godawful chapel
  06/30/25
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Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account
  07/01/25
*bussy
180 gaped pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
milky soul-stirring stage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pearl know-it-all fanboi
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dark multi-billionaire ticket booth
  06/30/25
fuck
Brindle Becky
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pearl know-it-all fanboi
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
passionate set stock car
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Brindle Becky
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Razzmatazz Casino
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Copper contagious wagecucks home
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
splenetic arousing trailer park sex offender
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Blue forum foreskin
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
splenetic arousing trailer park sex offender
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
splenetic arousing trailer park sex offender
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Mentally impaired tantric gunner nibblets
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
flirting antidepressant drug electric furnace
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Fluffy Talented Rigor
  06/30/25
tcr
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
just jump
high-end headpube
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
...
Excitant rambunctious school
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Sienna electric knife
  06/30/25
wow
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
outnumbered shrine hissy fit
  06/30/25
JFC man
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Fluffy Talented Rigor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Dashing Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
odious flickering abode trust fund
  06/30/25
bro
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
...
Fluffy Talented Rigor
  06/30/25
lol
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
motley irate bawdyhouse karate
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Plum Exciting Theater Private Investor
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Laughsome gaming laptop den
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Vivacious weed whacker french chef
  07/01/25
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Blue forum foreskin
  07/01/25
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Laughsome gaming laptop den
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Jet-lagged stage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mind-boggling Bat-shit-crazy Station Yarmulke
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Razzmatazz Casino
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
heady well-lubricated puppy
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Brindle Becky
  06/30/25
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heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/01/25
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Spectacular Metal Persian
  07/01/25
lol
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
...
high-end headpube
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
gay field
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Exhilarant Codepig
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Stimulating Soggy Church Gay Wizard
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
brass multi-colored corner
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
navy abnormal kitchen goyim
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Spectacular Metal Persian
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
out-of-control giraffe
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/01/25
...
heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account
  07/01/25
😟
Olive address depressive
  07/01/25
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low-t crystalline striped hyena
  07/01/25
holy shit
heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Spectacular Metal Persian
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Supple Grizzly Garrison
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Jet-lagged stage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
milky soul-stirring stage
  07/01/25
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heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Jet-lagged stage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Jet-lagged stage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Sienna electric knife
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
milky soul-stirring stage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
racy hospital blood rage
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Rebellious quadroon incel
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/06/25
...
Sienna electric knife
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
saffron senate kitty
  07/06/25
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Laughsome gaming laptop den
  07/06/25
lol
Cerebral Jewess Parlour
  07/07/25
wow
heady well-lubricated puppy
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: passionate set stock car

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Aromatic circlehead locus

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Dashing Skinny Woman

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vibrant ladyboy

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: odious flickering abode trust fund

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: milky soul-stirring stage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Violet balding digit ratio

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Bonkers Fighting Marketing Idea

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: motley irate bawdyhouse karate

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Fragrant fantasy-prone stain space

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Brindle Becky

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pink main people

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Angry lemon orchestra pit idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: idiotic godawful chapel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: motley irate bawdyhouse karate

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Casino

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pink main people

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Brindle Becky

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: idiotic godawful chapel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: 180 gaped pisswyrm

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: milky soul-stirring stage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pearl know-it-all fanboi

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dark multi-billionaire ticket booth

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Brindle Becky

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pearl know-it-all fanboi

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: passionate set stock car

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Brindle Becky

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Casino

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Avocado bespoke boiling water



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Copper contagious wagecucks home

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: splenetic arousing trailer park sex offender

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Blue forum foreskin

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: splenetic arousing trailer park sex offender

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: splenetic arousing trailer park sex offender

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired tantric gunner nibblets

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: flirting antidepressant drug electric furnace

(Disney in house lawyer)

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Rigor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

tcr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: high-end headpube

just jump

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Excitant rambunctious school



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sienna electric knife

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: outnumbered shrine hissy fit

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bonkers Fighting Marketing Idea

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: high-end headpube



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Brindle Becky



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pink main people



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Plum Exciting Theater Private Investor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop den



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: flirting antidepressant drug electric furnace



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Rigor

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Copper contagious wagecucks home

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: alcoholic new version



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cocky Generalized Bond State



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: thriller volcanic crater stag film

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Dashing Skinny Woman



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: odious flickering abode trust fund

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Rigor



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed rose shitlib



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vivacious weed whacker french chef

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: motley irate bawdyhouse karate

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Plum Exciting Theater Private Investor

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop den

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vivacious weed whacker french chef

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Blue forum foreskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bat-shit-crazy Station Yarmulke

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Casino

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Brindle Becky

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Metal Persian



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: high-end headpube



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: gay field

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Codepig

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Stimulating Soggy Church Gay Wizard

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: brass multi-colored corner

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: navy abnormal kitchen goyim

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Metal Persian

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: out-of-control giraffe

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Olive address depressive

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: low-t crystalline striped hyena



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Metal Persian

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Supple Grizzly Garrison

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: milky soul-stirring stage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Sienna electric knife

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: milky soul-stirring stage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: racy hospital blood rage

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Jade Nofapping Locale Community Account

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Rebellious quadroon incel

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sienna electric knife



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: saffron senate kitty

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cerebral Jewess Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated puppy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)