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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
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Lemon useless brakes boltzmann
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Amber candlestick maker national
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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Massive yapping half-breed
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Titillating Honey-headed Address
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Massive yapping half-breed
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Shivering coiffed stag film
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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odious jewess location
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vivacious violent pit puppy
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Vibrant business firm
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bull headed orchestra pit
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cocky stimulating abode
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Razzle up-to-no-good church building
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Supple Impressive Theater Stage Codepig
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slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
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Alcoholic mind-boggling station
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
dun heaven
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
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brilliant goal in life hairy legs
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bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
medicated lay
  10/11/14
?
white fanboi
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
medicated lay
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Jet Resort
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
big corn cake
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew
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Chestnut wonderful elastic band electric furnace
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lol
self-absorbed fiercely-loyal water buffalo
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Bat shit crazy learning disabled stead volcanic crater
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Amber candlestick maker national
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bull headed orchestra pit
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thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Carmine brunch pocket flask
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Diverse hell preventive strike
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
odious jewess location
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Green Kink-friendly Halford Digit Ratio
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Buff Legend Point
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Trip costumed striped hyena legal warrant
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Shivering coiffed stag film
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talented pea-brained house kitty
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
gaped indigo blood rage
  10/09/14
Shrewd
dashing mewling wrinkle
  10/09/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Trip costumed striped hyena legal warrant
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Shivering coiffed stag film
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180
turquoise library
  10/09/14
180
Gold laughsome goyim hall
  10/09/14
180^180
vivacious violent pit puppy
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Vibrant business firm
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
vivacious violent pit puppy
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
vivacious violent pit puppy
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Amber candlestick maker national
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
gaped indigo blood rage
  10/09/14
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vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/09/14
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white fanboi
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
provocative blathering institution
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Misunderstood brass feces
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lascivious pink home pistol
  12/06/14
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umber comical headpube den
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/08/16
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Excitant site
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
white fanboi
  10/09/14
?
marvelous burgundy factory reset button clown
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
white fanboi
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
translucent startling market
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Theatre
  10/11/14
180
Passionate Senate Antidepressant Drug
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Heady Bisexual Trailer Park
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
white fanboi
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vivacious violent pit puppy
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thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Diverse hell preventive strike
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Diverse hell preventive strike
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Heady Bisexual Trailer Park
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galvanic new version telephone
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
gaped indigo blood rage
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
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Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Appetizing kitchen
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galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Appetizing kitchen
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galvanic new version telephone
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bull headed orchestra pit
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Appetizing kitchen
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
bateful ceo degenerate
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
lol
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/09/14
180
white fanboi
  10/09/14
lmao
cocky stimulating abode
  10/09/14
tyft
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
Lol
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
...
multi-colored dark locus stain
  10/09/14
This is good.
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/09/14
180 billion
Heady Bisexual Trailer Park
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference
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thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Sickened insecure forum main people
  10/10/14
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Vibrant business firm
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
splenetic unholy center generalized bond
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
vigorous knife coldplay fan
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
ruby skinny woman
  10/09/14
...
sepia stage marketing idea
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
180 mint patrolman
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galvanic new version telephone
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Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel
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bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
beady-eyed sound barrier police squad
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/09/14
titcr
Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel
  10/09/14
...
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
Vibrant business firm
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Appetizing kitchen
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
razzmatazz quadroon
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
beady-eyed sound barrier police squad
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
beady-eyed sound barrier police squad
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
walnut ticket booth
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Orchid Deranged Meetinghouse
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Metal twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Appetizing kitchen
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
180 mint patrolman
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Appetizing kitchen
  10/09/14
...
gaped indigo blood rage
  10/10/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
...
Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/09/14
...
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/09/14
...
Magenta histrionic whorehouse
  10/12/14
1800000000
Chrome laser beams native
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
white fanboi
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
white fanboi
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
hyperactive drunken parlor
  10/09/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Orchid Deranged Meetinghouse
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
white fanboi
  10/09/14
fuckk me
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
white fanboi
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Appetizing kitchen
  10/09/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Boyish State
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
translucent startling market
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/09/14
...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/10/14
...
Heady Bisexual Trailer Park
  10/09/14
i could see it
white fanboi
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Irate Pearly Corner Dingle Berry
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/09/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Arrogant hairraiser rehab
  06/27/16
...
jade narrow-minded field persian
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Appetizing kitchen
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Shaky Curious Cruise Ship
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Abusive lake property mediation
  10/10/14
WTF?
cocky stimulating abode
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
cocky stimulating abode
  10/10/14
...
white fanboi
  10/10/14
120
Chrome laser beams native
  10/10/14
post the pic again
translucent startling market
  10/10/14
...
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/10/14
...
Appetizing kitchen
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
galvanic new version telephone
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/10/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
ultramarine fragrant internal respiration deer antler
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Trip costumed striped hyena legal warrant
  10/10/14
...
insane locale
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Charcoal public bath
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
white fanboi
  10/10/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/10/14
...
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Aphrodisiac underhanded crackhouse love of her life
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
white fanboi
  10/10/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/10/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
ivory hospital sandwich
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine
  10/10/14
180
onyx tattoo keepsake machete
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
aromatic magical pozpig
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine
  10/10/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Adventurous angry dilemma idea he suggested
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/10/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/10/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Charcoal public bath
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Snowy floppy garrison mood
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Stirring dragon
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
omg
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
cerebral casino
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
jade narrow-minded field persian
  10/11/14
...
white fanboi
  10/11/14
...
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
violent menage
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
dun heaven
  10/18/14
...
autistic submissive range
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
canary chapel
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Cyan vengeful pisswyrm box office
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Cyan vengeful pisswyrm box office
  10/11/14
...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
provocative blathering institution
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
insane locale
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
lmfao
Green Kink-friendly Halford Digit Ratio
  10/11/14
amazing
Amethyst University
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/11/14
180
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
gaped indigo blood rage
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
gas station shitlib
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
Seriously.
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
canary chapel
  10/11/14
...
violent menage
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Federal Sticky Area
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
turquoise library
  03/28/16
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Jet-lagged slate really tough guy
  10/11/14
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
plz poast
sneaky criminal indirect expression
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Jet-lagged slate really tough guy
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Crusty Theater Boistinker
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
maroon famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
insane locale
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
lol 180
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
Aqua Cruel-hearted Personal Credit Line
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Rose Reading Party International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
swollen indian lodge alpha
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
swollen indian lodge alpha
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Amber candlestick maker national
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
fear-inspiring base roast beef
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Chrome laser beams native
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
fear-inspiring base roast beef
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
balding grizzly temple ape
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Rose Reading Party International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
...
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
cr
son of senegal nursing home
  10/11/14
Amen.
puce church
  10/11/14
lol cr
lascivious pink home pistol
  10/11/14
...
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/11/14
180
Chocolate piazza
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
geriatric space
  10/11/14
...
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
fuchsia messiness
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Chrome laser beams native
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/11/14
lol
zippy prole
  10/11/14
underrated
beady-eyed sound barrier police squad
  10/11/14
...
bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
Exciting school cafeteria
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/11/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
lol
crystalline mental disorder depressive
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
jade narrow-minded field persian
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Tantric Milk
  10/11/14
...
Duck-like
  10/11/14
180
Crusty Theater Boistinker
  10/11/14
180
Amber candlestick maker national
  10/11/14
180
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
...
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Primrose alcoholic gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
lavender mad cow disease jap
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
...
white fanboi
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
180
Crusty Theater Boistinker
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
walnut ticket booth
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
sable thirsty cuckold
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
...
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
Go on...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
...
walnut ticket booth
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
sable thirsty cuckold
  10/11/14
Yessir.
sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/11/14
...
violent menage
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
glassy frozen juggernaut
  10/12/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
...
bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
cerebral casino
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
sable thirsty cuckold
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
bull headed orchestra pit
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Amber candlestick maker national
  10/11/14
...
spruce filthpig
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
drab karate
  10/11/14
...
spruce filthpig
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
...
white fanboi
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
multi-colored dark locus stain
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
cerebral casino
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
walnut ticket booth
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
territorial contagious bbw
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
party of the first part
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
anal hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
translucent startling market
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
Oh my
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
omg
apoplectic
  10/11/14
...
useless place of business
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Buff Legend Point
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
apoplectic
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
out-of-control idiot
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
idiotic genital piercing
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
anal hissy fit
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Mother
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Snowy floppy garrison mood
  10/11/14
...
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
Magenta histrionic whorehouse
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
aromatic magical pozpig
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
flickering dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Theatre
  10/11/14
wtf
self-centered azn
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Snowy floppy garrison mood
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Tantric Milk
  10/11/14
...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
sable thirsty cuckold
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
onyx tattoo keepsake machete
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
sable thirsty cuckold
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Snowy floppy garrison mood
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
out-of-control idiot
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
sable thirsty cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
walnut ticket booth
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
out-of-control idiot
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Tantric Milk
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
...
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
blue infuriating trust fund
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
psychic
  11/21/15
...
sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
gtfo
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Double Fault Multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag
  10/11/14
?
180 mint patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Sienna Tank Dog Poop
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Seedy Disrespectful Black Woman
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Chrome laser beams native
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Seedy Disrespectful Black Woman
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
apoplectic
  10/11/14
...
Sienna Tank Dog Poop
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
zombie-like
  10/11/14
lol
Shivering coiffed stag film
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/12/14
180
flirting cuckoldry
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/11/14
120
Bat shit crazy learning disabled stead volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Rigor
  10/12/14
...
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/12/14
...
buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth
  12/06/14
...
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
bright greedy
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
wine roommate
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/12/14
Well!?
multi-colored dark locus stain
  10/12/14
...
racy bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/12/14
plz respond
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
marvelous burgundy factory reset button clown
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
violent menage
  10/12/14
Well?
aromatic magical pozpig
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
high-end toaster sex offender
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
180 mint patrolman
  10/12/14
180000000
Crusty Theater Boistinker
  10/12/14
??
cocky stimulating abode
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Topaz filthy therapy kitty cat
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
K, ty.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
180 mint patrolman
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
...
Carmine brunch pocket flask
  10/12/14
...
Mother
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Rose Reading Party International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
fuchsia messiness
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Chrome laser beams native
  10/12/14
please continue
bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
razzle-dazzle macaca
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
chest-beating
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
very tactful erotic
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
very tactful erotic
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Cyan vengeful pisswyrm box office
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
chest-beating
  10/12/14
ty
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
chest-beating
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
very tactful erotic
  10/12/14
And scene.
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/12/14
nigger
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
very tactful erotic
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
...
swollen indian lodge alpha
  10/12/14
...
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
...
Snowy floppy garrison mood
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
fuchsia messiness
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
bistre
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
Post 600!
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
big-titted private investor
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
self-centered azn
  10/12/14
You don't?
dashing mewling wrinkle
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/12/14
...
sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
wtf
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/12/14
...
Rigor
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
gas station shitlib
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
out-of-control idiot
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Motley twinkling stage masturbator
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
gas station shitlib
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Crawly charismatic school chad
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
white fanboi
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office
  10/12/14
...
Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Orchid Deranged Meetinghouse
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Copper Spectacular Office
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/12/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
blue infuriating trust fund
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
flickering dysfunction
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Buff Legend Point
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
chest-beating
  10/12/14
...
psychic
  11/21/15
...
al sapienza
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
jade narrow-minded field persian
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
thriller lodge affirmative action
  10/13/14
180, ty.
maniacal parlour hunting ground
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Nibblets
  10/12/14
180
talking flatulent
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Aquamarine community account
  10/31/16
...
psychic
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
shimmering gunner hominid
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
olive impertinent pervert
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
lavender mad cow disease jap
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
out-of-control idiot
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office
  10/12/14
titc analysis
dun heaven
  10/18/14
...
psychic
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
aromatic magical pozpig
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Electric Organic Girlfriend
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Magenta histrionic whorehouse
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Tantric Milk
  10/13/14
?
Magenta histrionic whorehouse
  10/13/14
...
galvanic new version telephone
  10/27/14
...
chest-beating
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine
  12/06/14
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  04/07/15
...
lavender mad cow disease jap
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Bearded French Chef
  04/22/15
...
cocky stimulating abode
  05/17/15
...
rebellious boiling water
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Razzle up-to-no-good church building
  08/18/15
update?
Light rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap
  10/06/15
...
Nudist Ratface
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
chest-beating
  10/11/15
...
apoplectic
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Disgusting selfie
  10/12/15
bump
180 mint patrolman
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
purple yarmulke
  11/25/15
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
vivacious violent pit puppy
  12/27/15
...
rebellious boiling water
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
old irish cottage coffee pot
  03/10/16
...
sepia stage marketing idea
  03/28/16
...
Swashbuckling Tanning Salon
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Know-it-all
  06/27/16
...
Magenta histrionic whorehouse
  08/21/16
...
gay wizard
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  08/22/16
...
liquid oxygen
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
sadistic at-the-ready
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
sadistic at-the-ready
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
liquid oxygen
  09/13/16
...
bull headed orchestra pit
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
liquid oxygen
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Yellow newt
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
liquid oxygen
  09/13/16
...
Khaki naked people who are hurt
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
gay wizard
  09/13/16
...
Nudist Ratface
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
sick french set regret
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office
  10/31/16
:-)
national security agency
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
vivacious violent pit puppy
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
national security agency
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Cowardly Round Eye
  10/31/16
...
psychic
  10/09/18
...
Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew
  11/21/16
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  01/10/17
...
Mahogany Voyeur
  02/04/17
...
Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew
  02/04/17
...
national security agency
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Carnelian Potus
  02/04/17
...
national security agency
  02/04/17
...
national security agency
  02/04/17
...
Cowardly Round Eye
  02/05/17
...
national security agency
  02/08/17
...
avocado ladyboy
  06/28/17
...
Dull Free-loading
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
flushed mexican
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Twisted Vermilion Weed Whacker Windowlicker
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Carnelian Potus
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
cerebral casino
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
foreskin
  12/18/17
...
Poppy immigrant
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
claret trump supporter
  01/06/18
...
Khaki naked people who are hurt
  02/06/18
...
Amethyst University
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Cowardly Round Eye
  10/06/18
4 year bump
flushed mexican
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Effete Turdskin
  10/09/18
...
Gold laughsome goyim hall
  10/17/18
...
elite giraffe
  05/19/19
...
autistic submissive range
  05/19/19
...
out-of-control idiot
  10/14/19
...
vivacious violent pit puppy
  05/05/20
...
Lime Wagecucks
  06/28/20
...
disturbing gaping
  06/29/20
...
out-of-control idiot
  07/10/20
...
umber comical headpube den
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Crimson fortuitous meteor
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
hideous nofapping queen of the night
  10/10/20
TITCR
deep cuck
  02/17/21
...
Effete Turdskin
  10/08/21
...
Garnet background story fat ankles
  02/17/21
...
out-of-control idiot
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
razzmatazz quadroon
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
painfully honest mildly autistic
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
painfully honest mildly autistic
  10/11/21
...
Effete Turdskin
  10/07/22
...
Fluffy Friendly Grandma
  12/02/21
...
obsidian brethren becky
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Smoky Travel Guidebook
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
sadistic at-the-ready
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
cerise haunted graveyard
  10/10/22
...
Fluffy Friendly Grandma
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Fluffy Friendly Grandma
  11/23/22
...
territorial contagious bbw
  05/06/23
...
rigpig
  05/06/23
Time flies
pale tripping
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Disgusting selfie
  05/06/23
...
obsidian brethren becky
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Smoky Travel Guidebook
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
gay bossy death wish cumskin
  10/09/23
...
Cowardly Round Eye
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Azure
  10/20/23
...
Cowardly Round Eye
  10/20/23
...
national security agency
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Slippery tan
  10/20/23
...
Fluffy Friendly Grandma
  10/20/23
...
Effete Turdskin
  10/20/23
...
fighting
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
haunting
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
territorial contagious bbw
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
al sapienza
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Glittery pontificating dopamine spot



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Address



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Lemon useless brakes boltzmann



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: odious jewess location

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Massive yapping half-breed



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed Address

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Massive yapping half-breed



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: sick french set regret

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: odious jewess location



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Vibrant business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cocky stimulating abode



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Supple Impressive Theater Stage Codepig



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic mind-boggling station



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: dun heaven

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: brilliant goal in life hairy legs



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: medicated lay

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: white fanboi

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: medicated lay

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Jet Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: big corn cake

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Chestnut wonderful elastic band electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed fiercely-loyal water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy learning disabled stead volcanic crater

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Diverse hell preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: odious jewess location

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Green Kink-friendly Halford Digit Ratio

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Trip costumed striped hyena legal warrant

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: talented pea-brained house kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: gaped indigo blood rage

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: dashing mewling wrinkle

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Trip costumed striped hyena legal warrant

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: turquoise library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Gold laughsome goyim hall

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: gaped indigo blood rage

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: white fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: provocative blathering institution

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood brass feces

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: lascivious pink home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: umber comical headpube den



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Excitant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: white fanboi

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: marvelous burgundy factory reset button clown

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: white fanboi

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: translucent startling market

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Theatre

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Passionate Senate Antidepressant Drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Heady Bisexual Trailer Park

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: white fanboi

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Diverse hell preventive strike

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Diverse hell preventive strike

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Heady Bisexual Trailer Park

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: gaped indigo blood rage

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: bateful ceo degenerate

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: white fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: cocky stimulating abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: multi-colored dark locus stain



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Heady Bisexual Trailer Park

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Sickened insecure forum main people

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Vibrant business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: splenetic unholy center generalized bond

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: vigorous knife coldplay fan

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: ruby skinny woman

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: sepia stage marketing idea



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: 180 mint patrolman

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier police squad

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: territorial contagious bbw

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Vibrant business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier police squad

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier police squad

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: walnut ticket booth

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Orchid Deranged Meetinghouse

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Metal twinkling uncleanness

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: 180 mint patrolman

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: gaped indigo blood rage



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Magenta histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Chrome laser beams native

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: white fanboi

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: white fanboi

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: hyperactive drunken parlor

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Orchid Deranged Meetinghouse

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: white fanboi

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: white fanboi

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible sooty step-uncle's house incel

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Boyish State

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: translucent startling market

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Heady Bisexual Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: white fanboi

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Irate Pearly Corner Dingle Berry

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Arrogant hairraiser rehab

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: jade narrow-minded field persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Shaky Curious Cruise Ship

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Abusive lake property mediation

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: cocky stimulating abode

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: cocky stimulating abode

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: white fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Chrome laser beams native

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: translucent startling market

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant internal respiration deer antler

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Trip costumed striped hyena legal warrant

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: insane locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Charcoal public bath

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: white fanboi

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac underhanded crackhouse love of her life

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: white fanboi

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: ivory hospital sandwich

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: onyx tattoo keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic magical pozpig

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Adventurous angry dilemma idea he suggested

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Charcoal public bath

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Snowy floppy garrison mood

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Stirring dragon

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: cerebral casino

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: jade narrow-minded field persian

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: white fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: violent menage

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: dun heaven

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: autistic submissive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author:  canary chapel

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Cyan vengeful pisswyrm box office

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Cyan vengeful pisswyrm box office

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: provocative blathering institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: insane locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Green Kink-friendly Halford Digit Ratio

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst University

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: gaped indigo blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author:  gas station shitlib

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author:  canary chapel

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: violent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Federal Sticky Area

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: turquoise library

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Jet-lagged slate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author:  sneaky criminal indirect expression

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged slate really tough guy

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Buff Legend Point

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Crusty Theater Boistinker

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: maroon famous landscape painting

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: insane locale

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Buff Legend Point

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Aqua Cruel-hearted Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Rose Reading Party International Law Enforcement Agency

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author:  swollen indian lodge alpha

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author:  swollen indian lodge alpha

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: fear-inspiring base roast beef

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Chrome laser beams native

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: fear-inspiring base roast beef

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: balding grizzly temple ape

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Rose Reading Party International Law Enforcement Agency

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  son of senegal nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: puce church

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: lascivious pink home pistol

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: fuchsia messiness

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: fuchsia messiness

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: fuchsia messiness

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Chocolate piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: geriatric space

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Chrome laser beams native

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: zippy prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier police squad

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  crystalline mental disorder depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: jade narrow-minded field persian

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Tantric Milk

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  Duck-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Crusty Theater Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Primrose alcoholic gaming laptop

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  lavender mad cow disease jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: white fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Crusty Theater Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: walnut ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: sable thirsty cuckold

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: walnut ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: sable thirsty cuckold

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: violent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: glassy frozen juggernaut

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: cerebral casino

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: sable thirsty cuckold

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Amber candlestick maker national

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: spruce filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: drab karate

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: spruce filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: white fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: multi-colored dark locus stain

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cerebral casino

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: walnut ticket booth

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: territorial contagious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  party of the first part

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  anal hissy fit

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: translucent startling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: apoplectic

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: useless place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: apoplectic

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: idiotic genital piercing

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  anal hissy fit

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  Mother

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Snowy floppy garrison mood

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Magenta histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: aromatic magical pozpig

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  flickering dysfunction

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Theatre

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: self-centered azn

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: 

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Snowy floppy garrison mood

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: 

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Tantric Milk

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: sable thirsty cuckold

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: onyx tattoo keepsake machete

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sable thirsty cuckold

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Snowy floppy garrison mood

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: sable thirsty cuckold

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: walnut ticket booth

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Tantric Milk

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: blue infuriating trust fund

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  psychic

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  Double Fault Multi-billionaire

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Arousing Godawful Doctorate Nowag

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: 180 mint patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  Sienna Tank Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Seedy Disrespectful Black Woman

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Chrome laser beams native

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Seedy Disrespectful Black Woman

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: apoplectic

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  Sienna Tank Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  zombie-like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Shivering coiffed stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: flirting cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy learning disabled stead volcanic crater

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  Rigor

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: bright greedy

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: wine roommate

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: multi-colored dark locus stain

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: marvelous burgundy factory reset button clown

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: violent menage

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: aromatic magical pozpig

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: high-end toaster sex offender

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: 180 mint patrolman

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Crusty Theater Boistinker

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: cocky stimulating abode

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Topaz filthy therapy kitty cat

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: 180 mint patrolman

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Carmine brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Rose Reading Party International Law Enforcement Agency

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: irradiated mustard lettuce athletic conference

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Chrome laser beams native

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  bawdyhouse

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: chest-beating

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: very tactful erotic

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: very tactful erotic

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Cyan vengeful pisswyrm box office

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: chest-beating

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: chest-beating

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: very tactful erotic

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: very tactful erotic

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author:  swollen indian lodge alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Snowy floppy garrison mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: fuchsia messiness

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: bistre

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: big-titted private investor

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: self-centered azn

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: dashing mewling wrinkle

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author:  gas station shitlib

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Motley twinkling stage masturbator

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author:  gas station shitlib

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic school chad

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: white fanboi

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Orchid Deranged Meetinghouse

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Copper Spectacular Office

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: blue infuriating trust fund

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  flickering dysfunction

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Buff Legend Point

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: chest-beating

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: al sapienza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: slap-happy philosopher-king toilet seat

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: jade narrow-minded field persian

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: thriller lodge affirmative action

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: maniacal parlour hunting ground

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  Nibblets

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: talking flatulent

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: shimmering gunner hominid

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: olive impertinent pervert

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  lavender mad cow disease jap

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: dun heaven

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: aromatic magical pozpig

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Electric Organic Girlfriend

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Magenta histrionic whorehouse

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Tantric Milk

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Magenta histrionic whorehouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: galvanic new version telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: chest-beating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Cracking cordovan circlehead shrine

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  lavender mad cow disease jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Bearded French Chef

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: cocky stimulating abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: rebellious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Razzle up-to-no-good church building

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Light rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  Nudist Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: chest-beating

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: apoplectic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Disgusting selfie

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: 180 mint patrolman

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  purple yarmulke

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: rebellious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  old irish cottage coffee pot

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: sepia stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  Know-it-all

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Magenta histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: 

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bull headed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Yellow newt

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki naked people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  gay wizard

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  Nudist Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: sick french set regret

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chartreuse Crotch Principal's Office

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  national security agency

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  national security agency

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Cowardly Round Eye

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  Mahogany Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Opaque Exhilarant Plaza Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Carnelian Potus

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Cowardly Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: avocado ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Dull Free-loading



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: flushed mexican

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Twisted Vermilion Weed Whacker Windowlicker

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Potus

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: cerebral casino

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  foreskin

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Poppy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: claret trump supporter

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Khaki naked people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Amethyst University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Round Eye

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: flushed mexican

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  Effete Turdskin

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Gold laughsome goyim hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: elite giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: autistic submissive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: out-of-control idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Lime Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  disturbing gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: umber comical headpube den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Crimson fortuitous meteor

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: hideous nofapping queen of the night

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: deep cuck

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  Effete Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Garnet background story fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: out-of-control idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: painfully honest mildly autistic

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: painfully honest mildly autistic

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  Effete Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Fluffy Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: obsidian brethren becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Smoky Travel Guidebook

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: cerise haunted graveyard

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Friendly Grandma

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: territorial contagious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: pale tripping

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Disgusting selfie

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: obsidian brethren becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Smoky Travel Guidebook

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: gay bossy death wish cumskin

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Cowardly Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Azure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Cowardly Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Slippery tan

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Fluffy Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  Effete Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: fighting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  haunting

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: coral soul-stirring sanctuary associate

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: territorial contagious bbw

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: al sapienza

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49330062)