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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
jade masturbator
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
gaped histrionic indian lodge
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
jade masturbator
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
jade masturbator
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Opaque Trip Garrison
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Doobsian drunken regret casino
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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Mischievous Hell
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Spruce Mind-boggling Filthpig Location
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laughing so hard at this
Mauve stage
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Talented Locale
  10/06/25
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bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
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  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Learning Disabled Circlehead
  10/11/14
?
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Learning Disabled Circlehead
  10/11/14
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Vengeful House Brethren
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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bossy flirting windowlicker hall
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Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
sooty background story
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  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
concupiscible halford stain
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
jade masturbator
  10/09/14
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
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180 Dingle Berry Doctorate
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Marvelous prole mexican
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Comical forum
  10/09/14
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Cocky razzle-dazzle market voyeur
  10/09/14
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Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/09/14
180
Fragrant cordovan karate old irish cottage
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180
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  10/09/14
180^180
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
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Ebony electric queen of the night
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
gaped histrionic indian lodge
  10/09/14
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Marvelous prole mexican
  10/09/14
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floppy hyperactive pocket flask
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
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Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Geriatric point
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Heady set faggot firefighter
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big translucent lodge digit ratio
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Peach Reading Party Chapel
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
violent contagious mood roast beef
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/08/16
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navy menage indirect expression
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
?
galvanic genital piercing
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Carnelian boiling water
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
provocative domesticated elastic band box office
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Lemon Know-it-all French Chef Sex Offender
  10/11/14
180
hairraiser school cafeteria selfie
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
sapphire lascivious ticket booth
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Cream kink-friendly property
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floppy hyperactive pocket flask
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Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
amber bisexual trailer park
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
sapphire lascivious ticket booth
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Marvelous prole mexican
  10/09/14
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
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vivacious main people crotch
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
House-broken odious range
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
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bossy flirting windowlicker hall
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House-broken odious range
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Arousing hilarious step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
jade masturbator
  10/09/14
lol
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
180
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
lmao
Autistic internet-worthy azn
  10/09/14
tyft
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/09/14
Lol
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
...
Stirring wine cuckold
  10/09/14
This is good.
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
180 billion
sapphire lascivious ticket booth
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
magical generalized bond
  10/09/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/09/14
180 this is great
startling flickering mediation
  10/10/14
...
Ebony electric queen of the night
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
judgmental nudist internal respiration sanctuary
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Passionate Orchestra Pit
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
motley tan travel guidebook
  10/09/14
...
White state
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
jade masturbator
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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  10/09/14
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beady-eyed friendly grandma
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Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
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bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
cracking very tactful telephone messiness
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Sticky nubile stag film
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
titcr
Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
...
Ebony electric queen of the night
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
House-broken odious range
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
provocative domesticated elastic band box office
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
spectacular iridescent dilemma dragon
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
jade masturbator
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
sooty background story
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
cracking very tactful telephone messiness
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
cracking very tactful telephone messiness
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Swollen theatre
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
dun home jew
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
haunting appetizing codepig
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
House-broken odious range
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Drab principal's office bbw
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
House-broken odious range
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous prole mexican
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
...
Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/09/14
...
Light Excitant Resort
  10/09/14
...
charismatic university
  10/12/14
1800000000
Blathering Space
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Light Excitant Resort
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
Loling hard
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
vivacious main people crotch
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Umber haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
dun home jew
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
jade masturbator
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
fuckk me
jade masturbator
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
House-broken odious range
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
bronze skinny woman roommate
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Carnelian boiling water
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
vivacious main people crotch
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
magical generalized bond
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/09/14
...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/10/14
...
sapphire lascivious ticket booth
  10/09/14
i could see it
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Laughsome flesh patrolman school
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
multi-colored theater stage
  06/27/16
...
vermilion supple heaven wagecucks
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
House-broken odious range
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
aphrodisiac antidepressant drug goyim
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
purple titillating striped hyena piazza
  10/10/14
WTF?
Autistic internet-worthy azn
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
jade masturbator
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Autistic internet-worthy azn
  10/10/14
...
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/10/14
120
Blathering Space
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Carnelian boiling water
  10/10/14
...
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/10/14
...
House-broken odious range
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
sooty background story
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
sooty background story
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Adventurous up-to-no-good corner incel
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
jade masturbator
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
provocative domesticated elastic band box office
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Cocky razzle-dazzle market voyeur
  10/10/14
...
Orchid Tanning Salon Milk
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Misanthropic scourge upon the earth love of her life
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/10/14
...
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
duck-like feces
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
High-end crackhouse
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
sooty background story
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
violent contagious mood roast beef
  10/10/14
180
french plum public bath juggernaut
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
violent contagious mood roast beef
  10/10/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Diverse Personal Credit Line Center
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/10/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Misanthropic scourge upon the earth love of her life
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
jet ratface
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
swashbuckling brindle brunch
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
omg
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
vermilion supple heaven wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/11/14
...
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
massive filthy half-breed
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Mauve stage
  10/18/14
...
Dead stimulating office jap
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Costumed newt
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Racy therapy private investor
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Brilliant cerebral parlor dog poop
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Brilliant cerebral parlor dog poop
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
sooty background story
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Geriatric point
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Orchid Tanning Salon Milk
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
lmfao
ocher abode foreskin
  10/11/14
amazing
Amethyst deer antler fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
180
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous prole mexican
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
mentally impaired native
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Costumed newt
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
Seriously.
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Racy therapy private investor
  10/11/14
...
massive filthy half-breed
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Khaki aromatic rehab hunting ground
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Fragrant cordovan karate old irish cottage
  03/28/16
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Yapping Tantric Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned snowy den
  10/11/14
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
plz poast
Soul-stirring psychic
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Rough-skinned snowy den
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
vivacious main people crotch
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
For the love of god
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
sooty background story
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Wonderful gold hospital trust fund
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
orange legal warrant
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
vivacious main people crotch
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Orchid Tanning Salon Milk
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
lol 180
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
blue parlour trump supporter
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
bipolar meetinghouse
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
awkward wrinkle candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
awkward wrinkle candlestick maker
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
gaped histrionic indian lodge
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Charcoal institution
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Blathering Space
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Charcoal institution
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Abnormal Copper Legend
  10/11/14
keeping it real
bipolar meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
vivacious main people crotch
  10/11/14
cr
Fuchsia Fat Ankles Marketing Idea
  10/11/14
Amen.
Low-t field
  10/11/14
lol cr
big translucent lodge digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Light Excitant Resort
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Light Excitant Resort
  10/11/14
180
Turquoise Site Quadroon
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
avocado arrogant bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Light Excitant Resort
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Light Excitant Resort
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Razzle faggotry
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Blathering Space
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/11/14
lol
Abusive bistre church building
  10/11/14
underrated
cracking very tactful telephone messiness
  10/11/14
...
Lilac goal in life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
lake preventive strike organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
lol
Olive associate whorehouse
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
vermilion supple heaven wagecucks
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
factory reset button corn cake
  10/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted station community account
  10/11/14
180
Wonderful gold hospital trust fund
  10/11/14
180
gaped histrionic indian lodge
  10/11/14
180
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
crystalline pozpig national
  10/11/14
...
fanboi
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
glittery gay wizard
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
180
Wonderful gold hospital trust fund
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Swollen theatre
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Honey-headed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
sooty background story
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Go on...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
...
Swollen theatre
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
sooty background story
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
disturbing glassy dopamine
  10/11/14
...
sooty background story
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Honey-headed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
Yessir.
disturbing glassy dopamine
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/11/14
...
massive filthy half-breed
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Henna Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Alpha
  10/12/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
...
Lilac goal in life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Honey-headed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
gaped histrionic indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Pungent stage volcanic crater
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Lavender Cheese-eating Plaza
  10/11/14
...
Pungent stage volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Stirring wine cuckold
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Costumed newt
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Swollen theatre
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Sticky nubile stag film
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Tripping church sound barrier
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Yapping Tantric Lettuce
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Yapping Tantric Lettuce
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
maroon nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian boiling water
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Oh my
sooty background story
  10/11/14
omg
aqua senate gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
saffron yarmulke keepsake machete
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
sooty background story
  10/11/14
...
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
aqua senate gaming laptop
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
red gaping
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Mental Disorder
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
violent contagious mood roast beef
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
maroon nibblets
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
rose tank
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
jet ratface
  10/11/14
...
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
charismatic university
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
misunderstood philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Lemon Know-it-all French Chef Sex Offender
  10/11/14
wtf
Crusty Idiot Dysfunction
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
slate athletic conference
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
jet ratface
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
slate athletic conference
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
factory reset button corn cake
  10/11/14
...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
violent contagious mood roast beef
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Honey-headed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
french plum public bath juggernaut
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Honey-headed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
jet ratface
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
red gaping
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Honey-headed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Swollen theatre
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
red gaping
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
factory reset button corn cake
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
chartreuse
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy
  11/21/15
...
disturbing glassy dopamine
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
gtfo
vivacious main people crotch
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
sadistic pistol
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Costumed newt
  10/11/14
?
Drab principal's office bbw
  10/11/14
...
maize
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
scarlet
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Blathering Space
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
scarlet
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
aqua senate gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
maize
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
black metal giraffe ape
  10/11/14
lol
Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Mischievous Hell
  10/12/14
180
jewess idea he suggested
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
jade masturbator
  10/11/14
120
buck-toothed razzmatazz temple depressive
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
sooty background story
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Mischievous Hell
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
blood rage
  10/12/14
...
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
magical generalized bond
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Light Excitant Resort
  10/12/14
...
Yapping Tantric Lettuce
  12/06/14
...
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
immigrant
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Apoplectic
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
jade masturbator
  10/12/14
Well!?
Stirring wine cuckold
  10/12/14
...
territorial painfully honest puppy
  10/12/14
plz respond
Light Excitant Resort
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
galvanic genital piercing
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
massive filthy half-breed
  10/12/14
Well?
Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Shivering pervert
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Drab principal's office bbw
  10/12/14
180000000
Wonderful gold hospital trust fund
  10/12/14
??
Autistic internet-worthy azn
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Sienna son of senegal
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
K, ty.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
jade masturbator
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
vivacious main people crotch
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Drab principal's office bbw
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...
sooty background story
  10/12/14
...
rose tank
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
disturbing glassy dopamine
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
bipolar meetinghouse
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
magical generalized bond
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Razzle faggotry
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Blathering Space
  10/12/14
please continue
Lilac goal in life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Light Excitant Resort
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
disturbing glassy dopamine
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
splenetic electric furnace
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Dark boistinker
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
jade masturbator
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Dark boistinker
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
jade masturbator
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Brilliant cerebral parlor dog poop
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
splenetic electric furnace
  10/12/14
ty
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
splenetic electric furnace
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Dark boistinker
  10/12/14
And scene.
Mischievous Hell
  10/12/14
nigger
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Mischievous Hell
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Mischievous Hell
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Dark boistinker
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...
awkward wrinkle candlestick maker
  10/12/14
...
Mischievous Hell
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...
jet ratface
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Razzle faggotry
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Coral
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
Post 600!
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
pink hissy fit
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Crusty Idiot Dysfunction
  10/12/14
You don't?
Comical forum
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
jade masturbator
  10/12/14
...
disturbing glassy dopamine
  10/12/14
wtf
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
...
blood rage
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
mentally impaired native
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
red gaping
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
mentally impaired native
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
submissive slippery stead weed whacker
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Cream kink-friendly property
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
provocative domesticated elastic band box office
  10/12/14
...
glittery gay wizard
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
dun home jew
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Vigorous spot gunner
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
chartreuse
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
misunderstood philosopher-king
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
splenetic electric furnace
  10/12/14
...
smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy
  11/21/15
...
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Mischievous Hell
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
vermilion supple heaven wagecucks
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Lime bateful library cuckoldry
  10/13/14
180, ty.
exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
place of business
  10/12/14
180
really tough guy
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Headpube
  10/31/16
...
smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Burgundy chad
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
fishy hominid partner
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
fanboi
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
red gaping
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
provocative domesticated elastic band box office
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Mauve stage
  10/18/14
...
smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
vivacious main people crotch
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
charismatic university
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
factory reset button corn cake
  10/13/14
?
charismatic university
  10/13/14
...
beady-eyed friendly grandma
  10/27/14
...
splenetic electric furnace
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
violent contagious mood roast beef
  12/06/14
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  04/07/15
...
fanboi
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
milky self-absorbed police squad mother
  04/22/15
...
Autistic internet-worthy azn
  05/17/15
...
green black woman
  06/04/15
Not flame.
well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt
  08/18/15
update?
ceo
  10/06/15
...
hot famous landscape painting
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
splenetic electric furnace
  10/11/15
...
aqua senate gaming laptop
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Ivory nowag
  10/12/15
bump
Drab principal's office bbw
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
bearded international law enforcement agency
  11/25/15
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  12/27/15
...
green black woman
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Pearly Hairy Legs
  03/10/16
...
White state
  03/28/16
...
Talented Locale
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Puce Party Of The First Part
  06/27/16
...
charismatic university
  08/21/16
...
mustard
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  08/22/16
...
clown
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
impertinent
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Greedy toaster
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
impertinent
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
clown
  09/13/16
...
bossy flirting windowlicker hall
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
clown
  09/13/16
Game of ""
stubborn impressive
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
clown
  09/13/16
...
bearded
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
mustard
  09/13/16
...
hot famous landscape painting
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Yellow irradiated nursing home
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
provocative domesticated elastic band box office
  10/31/16
:-)
kitty
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
kitty
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
irate toilet seat
  10/31/16
...
smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy
  10/09/18
...
glittery gay wizard
  11/21/16
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  01/10/17
...
confused cowardly rigor
  02/04/17
...
glittery gay wizard
  02/04/17
...
kitty
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
aquamarine coffee pot
  02/04/17
...
kitty
  02/04/17
...
kitty
  02/04/17
...
irate toilet seat
  02/05/17
...
kitty
  02/08/17
...
  06/28/17
...
knife
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Chestnut embarrassed to the bone death wish
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
aquamarine coffee pot
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Persian
  12/18/17
...
jet-lagged
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Hyperventilating cuck
  01/06/18
...
bearded
  02/06/18
...
Amethyst deer antler fortuitous meteor
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
irate toilet seat
  10/06/18
4 year bump
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
useless
  10/09/18
...
grizzly thriller boltzmann lay
  10/17/18
...
salmon multi-billionaire laser beams
  05/19/19
...
Dead stimulating office jap
  05/19/19
...
red gaping
  10/14/19
...
floppy hyperactive pocket flask
  05/05/20
...
unhinged
  06/28/20
...
Fear-inspiring Buff Double Fault
  06/29/20
...
red gaping
  07/10/20
...
Peach Reading Party Chapel
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
chest-beating turdskin becky
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
citrine national security agency
  10/10/20
TITCR
sinister shitlib macaca
  02/17/21
...
useless
  10/08/21
...
transparent
  02/17/21
...
red gaping
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
spectacular iridescent dilemma dragon
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
carmine balding sweet tailpipe
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
carmine balding sweet tailpipe
  10/11/21
...
useless
  10/07/22
...
pearl stock car
  12/02/21
...
gay pontificating new version
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
degenerate
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
impertinent
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Cerise
  10/10/22
...
pearl stock car
  10/10/22
...
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
pearl stock car
  11/23/22
...
Sticky nubile stag film
  05/06/23
...
topaz
  05/06/23
Time flies
adulterous
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Ivory nowag
  05/06/23
...
gay pontificating new version
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
degenerate
  10/09/23
...
Talented Locale
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
violet anal
  10/09/23
...
irate toilet seat
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
  10/20/23
...
irate toilet seat
  10/20/23
...
kitty
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
talking
  10/20/23
...
pearl stock car
  10/20/23
...
useless
  10/20/23
...
Sick
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
frozen
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
jade masturbator
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Sticky nubile stag film
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
carmine balding sweet tailpipe
  10/13/25
...
Cum Bar King of Siliguri
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: jade masturbator

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: House-broken odious range



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Boyish Liquid Oxygen



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Opaque Trip Garrison



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: chrome vibrant area cumskin



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: jade masturbator

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge

HOW much younger

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: jade masturbator

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: jade masturbator

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: concupiscible halford stain

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Doobsian drunken regret casino



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Opaque Trip Garrison

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Doobsian drunken regret casino



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Yellow irradiated nursing home

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible halford stain



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Ebony electric queen of the night



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Autistic internet-worthy azn



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing Business Firm



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Mischievous Hell



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Spruce Mind-boggling Filthpig Location



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Mauve stage

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Talented Locale

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Sickened cruise ship sandwich



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

Depends. How attractive is she?

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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Circlehead

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Circlehead

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Vengeful House Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: primrose theater

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: glittery gay wizard

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: sable tattoo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy base water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzmatazz temple depressive

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: sooty background story

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: amber bisexual trailer park



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible halford stain

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: ocher abode foreskin

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: jade masturbator

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Cocky razzle-dazzle market voyeur

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: 180 Dingle Berry Doctorate



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous prole mexican

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Comical forum

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Cocky razzle-dazzle market voyeur

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Fragrant cordovan karate old irish cottage

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: grizzly thriller boltzmann lay

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Ebony electric queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous prole mexican

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Geriatric point

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Heady set faggot firefighter

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: big translucent lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Peach Reading Party Chapel



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: violent contagious mood roast beef

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: navy menage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: galvanic genital piercing

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Carnelian boiling water

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: provocative domesticated elastic band box office

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lemon Know-it-all French Chef Sex Offender

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: hairraiser school cafeteria selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious ticket booth

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: amber bisexual trailer park

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: amber bisexual trailer park

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious ticket booth

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous prole mexican

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: House-broken odious range



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Arousing hilarious step-uncle's house

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Autistic internet-worthy azn

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring wine cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious ticket booth

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: magical generalized bond

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: startling flickering mediation

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Ebony electric queen of the night



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: judgmental nudist internal respiration sanctuary

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Passionate Orchestra Pit

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: motley tan travel guidebook

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: White state



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Drab principal's office bbw

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: cracking very tactful telephone messiness

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Sticky nubile stag film

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Ebony electric queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: provocative domesticated elastic band box office

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: spectacular iridescent dilemma dragon

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: jade masturbator

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: sooty background story

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: cracking very tactful telephone messiness

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: cracking very tactful telephone messiness

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Swollen theatre

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: dun home jew

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: haunting appetizing codepig

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Drab principal's office bbw

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Marvelous prole mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Light Excitant Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: charismatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Blathering Space

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Umber haunted graveyard

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: dun home jew

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: jade masturbator

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Curious Pea-brained Potus Twinkling Uncleanness

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: bronze skinny woman roommate

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Carnelian boiling water

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: magical generalized bond

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Laughsome flesh patrolman school

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: multi-colored theater stage

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: vermilion supple heaven wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: House-broken odious range

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac antidepressant drug goyim

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: purple titillating striped hyena piazza

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Autistic internet-worthy azn

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Autistic internet-worthy azn

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Blathering Space

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Carnelian boiling water

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: House-broken odious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: sooty background story

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: sooty background story

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Adventurous up-to-no-good corner incel

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: provocative domesticated elastic band box office

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Cocky razzle-dazzle market voyeur

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Orchid Tanning Salon Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Misanthropic scourge upon the earth love of her life

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: duck-like feces

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: sooty background story

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: violent contagious mood roast beef

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: french plum public bath juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: violent contagious mood roast beef

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Diverse Personal Credit Line Center

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic scourge upon the earth love of her life

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: jet ratface

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling brindle brunch

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: jade masturbator

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: vermilion supple heaven wagecucks

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: massive filthy half-breed

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Mauve stage

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Dead stimulating office jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Costumed newt

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Racy therapy private investor

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Brilliant cerebral parlor dog poop

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Brilliant cerebral parlor dog poop

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: sooty background story

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Geriatric point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Orchid Tanning Salon Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: ocher abode foreskin

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst deer antler fortuitous meteor

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Marvelous prole mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired native

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Costumed newt

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Racy therapy private investor

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: massive filthy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Khaki aromatic rehab hunting ground

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fragrant cordovan karate old irish cottage

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Yapping Tantric Lettuce

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Rough-skinned snowy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring psychic

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Rough-skinned snowy den

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: jade masturbator

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: sooty background story

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Wonderful gold hospital trust fund

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: orange legal warrant

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Orchid Tanning Salon Milk

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author:  blue parlour trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: bipolar meetinghouse

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: awkward wrinkle candlestick maker

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: awkward wrinkle candlestick maker

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Charcoal institution

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Blathering Space

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Charcoal institution

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Abnormal Copper Legend

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: bipolar meetinghouse

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Fuchsia Fat Ankles Marketing Idea

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Low-t field

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: big translucent lodge digit ratio

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle faggotry

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle faggotry

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Razzle faggotry

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Turquoise Site Quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: avocado arrogant bawdyhouse

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Light Excitant Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Blathering Space

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Abusive bistre church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: cracking very tactful telephone messiness

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Lilac goal in life mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: lake preventive strike organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Olive associate whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: vermilion supple heaven wagecucks

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  factory reset button corn cake

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted station community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Wonderful gold hospital trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig national

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: glittery gay wizard

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Wonderful gold hospital trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Swollen theatre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: sooty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Swollen theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: sooty background story

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: disturbing glassy dopamine

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: sooty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: disturbing glassy dopamine

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: massive filthy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Henna Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Alpha

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Lilac goal in life mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: gaped histrionic indian lodge

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Pungent stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Lavender Cheese-eating Plaza

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Pungent stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Stirring wine cuckold

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Costumed newt

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Swollen theatre

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Sticky nubile stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Tripping church sound barrier

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Yapping Tantric Lettuce

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Yapping Tantric Lettuce

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: jade masturbator

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: maroon nibblets

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Carnelian boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: sooty background story

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: aqua senate gaming laptop

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: saffron yarmulke keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: sooty background story

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: aqua senate gaming laptop

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: red gaping

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  Mental Disorder

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: violent contagious mood roast beef

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: maroon nibblets

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: rose tank

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: jet ratface

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: charismatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  misunderstood philosopher-king

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lemon Know-it-all French Chef Sex Offender

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  Crusty Idiot Dysfunction

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  slate athletic conference

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: jet ratface

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  slate athletic conference

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  factory reset button corn cake

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: violent contagious mood roast beef

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: french plum public bath juggernaut

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: jet ratface

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: red gaping

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Swollen theatre

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: red gaping

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  factory reset button corn cake

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: chartreuse

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: disturbing glassy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  sadistic pistol

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Costumed newt

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Drab principal's office bbw

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: scarlet

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Blathering Space

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: scarlet

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: aqua senate gaming laptop

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: black metal giraffe ape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine exciting locus useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Mischievous Hell

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  jewess idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: jade masturbator

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzmatazz temple depressive

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: sooty background story

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  blood rage

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: magical generalized bond

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Yapping Tantric Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  immigrant

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: jade masturbator

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Stirring wine cuckold

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: territorial painfully honest puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: galvanic genital piercing

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: massive filthy half-breed

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Shivering pervert

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Drab principal's office bbw

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Wonderful gold hospital trust fund

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Autistic internet-worthy azn

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Sienna son of senegal

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: jade masturbator

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Drab principal's office bbw

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: sooty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: rose tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: disturbing glassy dopamine

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: bipolar meetinghouse

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: magical generalized bond

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Blathering Space

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Lilac goal in life mad cow disease

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Light Excitant Resort

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: disturbing glassy dopamine

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: splenetic electric furnace

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Dark boistinker

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: jade masturbator

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Dark boistinker

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: jade masturbator

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Brilliant cerebral parlor dog poop

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: splenetic electric furnace

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: splenetic electric furnace

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Dark boistinker

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Dark boistinker

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: awkward wrinkle candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: jet ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Razzle faggotry

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Coral

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: pink hissy fit

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  Crusty Idiot Dysfunction

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Comical forum

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: jade masturbator

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: disturbing glassy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired native

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: red gaping

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pit Affirmative Action

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired native

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: submissive slippery stead weed whacker

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cream kink-friendly property

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: provocative domesticated elastic band box office

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: dun home jew

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Vigorous spot gunner

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: chartreuse

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  misunderstood philosopher-king

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: mahogany fiercely-loyal kitchen

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: splenetic electric furnace

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Hell

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: vermilion supple heaven wagecucks

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Lime bateful library cuckoldry

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering mad-dog skullcap

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  place of business

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  Headpube

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Burgundy chad

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: fishy hominid partner

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  fanboi

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: red gaping

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: provocative domesticated elastic band box office

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Mauve stage

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Coiffed Kitty Cat Round Eye

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: vivacious main people crotch

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: charismatic university

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  factory reset button corn cake

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: charismatic university

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: splenetic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: violent contagious mood roast beef

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: milky self-absorbed police squad mother

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Autistic internet-worthy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: green black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated shrine people who are hurt

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  ceo

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  hot famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: splenetic electric furnace

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: aqua senate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Ivory nowag

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Drab principal's office bbw

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: bearded international law enforcement agency

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

Much better sistr thrras

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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: green black woman



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Pearly Hairy Legs

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: White state



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Talented Locale



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Puce Party Of The First Part

PotY 2014

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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: charismatic university



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: mustard



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  clown



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: impertinent

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Greedy toaster

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: impertinent

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  clown

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bossy flirting windowlicker hall



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  clown

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: stubborn impressive

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  clown

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: bearded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: mustard

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  hot famous landscape painting



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Yellow irradiated nursing home

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: provocative domesticated elastic band box office

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  kitty

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  kitty

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: irate toilet seat

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal ladyboy



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: confused cowardly rigor



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  aquamarine coffee pot

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  kitty



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  kitty



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: irate toilet seat



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  knife



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: 

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Chestnut embarrassed to the bone death wish

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  aquamarine coffee pot

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Silver outnumbered address pisswyrm

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  Persian

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuck

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: bearded



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Amethyst deer antler fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: irate toilet seat

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: 

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: useless

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: grizzly thriller boltzmann lay



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  salmon multi-billionaire laser beams



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Dead stimulating office jap



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: red gaping



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive pocket flask



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: unhinged



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Buff Double Fault



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: red gaping



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Peach Reading Party Chapel



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: chest-beating turdskin becky

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: citrine national security agency

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: sinister shitlib macaca

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: useless



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: transparent



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: red gaping



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: spectacular iridescent dilemma dragon

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: carmine balding sweet tailpipe

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: carmine balding sweet tailpipe

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: useless



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: pearl stock car



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: gay pontificating new version



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  degenerate

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: impertinent

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Cerise

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: pearl stock car



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: pearl stock car

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Sticky nubile stag film



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: topaz



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  adulterous

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Ivory nowag

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: gay pontificating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  degenerate

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Talented Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: violet anal

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: irate toilet seat



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: irate toilet seat



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  kitty



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  talking

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: pearl stock car



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: useless



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Sick



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: frozen

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: jade masturbator

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Sticky nubile stag film

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: 

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: carmine balding sweet tailpipe

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2).#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cum Bar King of Siliguri



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