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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: idiotic dilemma son of senegal ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Federal Church "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Azure autistic faggotry associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: emerald offensive station My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Federal Church LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Disturbing dull native fortuitous meteor "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Federal Church 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: slate underhanded gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Federal Church !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Federal Church LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Disturbing dull native fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Federal Church !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: learning disabled space elastic band I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Federal Church This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: learning disabled space elastic band our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Federal Church Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: odious factory reset button house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: mind-boggling brass temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Diverse flesh theater stage aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Federal Church Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Base Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Federal Church 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: fiercely-loyal locale Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Federal Church ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: beady-eyed state Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Base Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: High-end sweet tailpipe black woman It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Federal Church This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Federal Church As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Azure autistic faggotry associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: trip lettuce [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Federal Church 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: High-end sweet tailpipe black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: High-end sweet tailpipe black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Federal Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |