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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: comical nibblets After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.
https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: wonderful newt superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: wonderful newt a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder
Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: wonderful newt dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899153) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: wonderful newt white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over. whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.
without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: wonderful newt Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot
Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: wonderful newt Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163 |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: wonderful newt tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929657) |
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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49938223) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49945345) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49953839) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49954304) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49904544) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49904624) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49905354) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49913982) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49914244) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49916225) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: wonderful newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49921504) |
Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM Author: comical nibblets Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894325) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: comical nibblets In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894888) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal hell tank "Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: comical nibblets Shipley the dog tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894339) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: comical nibblets Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894341) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Bonkers brindle bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894393) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM Author: vigorous chrome field His moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894372) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM Author: comical nibblets Colt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894376) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM Author: violent reading party faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894382) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM Author: flesh casino stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894534) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Effete halford roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894592) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: snowy legal warrant double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894952) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM Author: Salmon hominid Disco Fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894902) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: sepia abode weed whacker “She then left him and took the dog with her” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894384) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: violent reading party faggot firefighter Really puts the B in LGBTQ+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894386) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM Author: puce goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896189) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: violent reading party faggot firefighter But she was old enough in dog years! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894390) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Bonkers brindle bawdyhouse So a dog licking your cock is illegal now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894392) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: violent reading party faggot firefighter I thought this was America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894400) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM Author: concupiscible zombie-like indian lodge trust fund it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: comical nibblets (Guy who thinks about these things) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894737) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Floppy purple orchestra pit french chef Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894764) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Turquoise charismatic range man's BEST friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895248) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Effete halford roommate SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE
DOG PILL DENIED |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM Author: comical nibblets Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Salmon hominid all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Flickering Laser Beams Box Office what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894918) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: comical nibblets It’s in the second best neighborhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894951) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Effete halford roommate why does every room look so fucking tiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894961) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: sepia abode weed whacker Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894967) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal hell tank Disco Fries, do NOT click the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894981) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM Author: comical nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895055) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: marvelous lavender ladyboy library Yeah, and he had a really big house, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896118) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: comical nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896763) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: comical nibblets Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896765) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Aromatic telephone area jfc no taste. what's even the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896807) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Bonkers brindle bawdyhouse That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899251) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM Author: pearly deep business firm mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894900) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM Author: duck-like chad parlor There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894936) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Milky school cafeteria boiling water Where was he allowed to marry his dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895068) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM Author: duck-like chad parlor Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895725) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: Milky school cafeteria boiling water Amazing 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895736) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: Vengeful tattoo ceo This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895073) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM Author: duck-like chad parlor Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.
Wikipedia opines, in part:
In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.
In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]
In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]
A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]
In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]
The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]
Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]
Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]
In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]
In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26] See also
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM Author: mint elastic band useless brakes One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894939) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: comical nibblets But wouldn’t have guessed man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894955) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal hell tank lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894985) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: marvelous lavender ladyboy library Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896120) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM Author: lilac kitty pit wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895002) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM Author: comical nibblets Apparently he was banging hookers too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895066) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM Author: lilac kitty pit fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895275) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM Author: comical nibblets Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895899) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM Author: lilac kitty pit i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896172) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Boyish Jade Yarmulke Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895070) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: comical nibblets https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896073) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: comical nibblets Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49898723) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: comical nibblets LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49898727) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM Author: comical nibblets His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49898732) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: Bateful space boistinker That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body). Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: comical nibblets They have a pretty sick IG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899183) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: lilac kitty pit if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49898996) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Cobalt outnumbered faggotry giraffe Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899008) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Violent Set Killself seems appropriate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49904576) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49945378) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: comical nibblets Shipley was asking for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899136) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Salmon hominid AI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899187) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Bonkers brindle bawdyhouse "Could've been a Korean boy..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899254) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Azure contagious alpha ticket booth The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899877) |