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Woman Was Walking Her Dog in a Forest When She Was Attacked by Bear. Now She's i

Woman Was Walking Her Dog in a Forest When She Was Attacked ...
flatulent drab potus
  05/30/25
*Now She Chooses The Man
Vigorous Step-uncle's House Haunted Graveyard
  05/30/25
She was asking for it if she was on her period.
Pungent Disrespectful Native Trust Fund
  05/30/25
I love you, bear! Rip my head off!
Glittery bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
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flatulent drab potus
  05/31/25
I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time I'm walking in t...
Topaz Philosopher-king Hissy Fit
  05/30/25
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flatulent drab potus
  05/31/25
ok first off, who the fuck walks their dog in a forest that ...
swashbuckling jet-lagged stag film giraffe
  05/31/25
Evan39, Human in Decline
flatulent drab potus
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: flatulent drab potus

Woman Was Walking Her Dog in a Forest When She Was Attacked by Bear. Now She's in Critical Condition

https://people.com/woman-walking-dog-attacked-by-bear-in-critical-condition-11744346



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Step-uncle's House Haunted Graveyard

*Now She Chooses The Man

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Pungent Disrespectful Native Trust Fund

She was asking for it if she was on her period.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Glittery bawdyhouse

I love you, bear! Rip my head off!

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Date: May 31st, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: flatulent drab potus



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Topaz Philosopher-king Hissy Fit

I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time I'm walking in the forests of Slovenia.

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Date: May 31st, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: flatulent drab potus



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Date: May 31st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged stag film giraffe

ok first off, who the fuck walks their dog in a forest that is known to harbour bears, and what woman walks in forests by herself, this is insane

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Date: May 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: flatulent drab potus
Subject: Evan39, Human in Decline

Date: May 31, 2025

Author: Evan39, Human in Decline

Used to walk in forests.

Used to believe in dogs.

Used to think the worst thing out there was a mountain lion or a libertarian.

Then I read the article.

Woman.

Dog.

Bear.

Now she’s in critical.

People say “tragic.”

But the bear was simply enforcing the natural order.

She entered his jurisdiction. No permit. No escort. Just vibes and Patagonia fleece.

What did she smell like?

Estradiol.

Post-breakup grief.

Trader Joe’s duck jerky.

The bear didn’t maul her.

He chose her.

You don’t walk alone anymore.

Not out there. Not here.

Every path is a mating ritual or a sentencing hearing.

Anyway, the real violence was zoning.

👉 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/us/woman-attacked-by-bear.html

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