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Doobsian Twinkling Indian Lodge Mental Disorder
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Mint cerebral toilet seat
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
adventurous self-absorbed principal's office crotch
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
Mint cerebral toilet seat
  07/18/25
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mentally impaired silver kitty dingle berry
  07/18/25
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multi-colored ratface
  07/18/25
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tantric shivering milk
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
indigo lay mediation
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
adventurous self-absorbed principal's office crotch
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
gay lodge elastic band
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
Big sneaky criminal trust fund
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
Ultramarine national
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Swollen red incel
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
Burgundy church building
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
Big sneaky criminal trust fund
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
exhilarant gas station
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
Big sneaky criminal trust fund
  07/18/25
girth or length?
razzle high-end cumskin stage
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Plum aphrodisiac university
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
Thirsty flushed reading party tanning salon
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
Beady-eyed sepia chapel
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
Thirsty flushed reading party tanning salon
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
garnet resort laser beams
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Supple Vermilion Striped Hyena
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
Stimulating windowlicker
  07/18/25
300k
Cruel-hearted wonderful parlor sex offender
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
multi-colored ratface
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
Stimulating windowlicker
  07/18/25
is this a real question
multi-colored ratface
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Insane deep spot party of the first part
  07/18/25
wow
Stimulating windowlicker
  07/18/25
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Swollen red incel
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
azure learning disabled hell
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
mentally impaired silver kitty dingle berry
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
Trip meetinghouse
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Trip meetinghouse
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
pearl vibrant kitty cat place of business
  07/18/25
saame
racy spruce orchestra pit
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
blathering cerise telephone address
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
transparent electric whorehouse
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
Bateful slate knife
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Ebony trailer park
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
bright pozpig
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
curious poppy church
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Swollen red incel
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Doobsian Twinkling Indian Lodge Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Mint cerebral toilet seat

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: adventurous self-absorbed principal's office crotch

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Mint cerebral toilet seat

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired silver kitty dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: multi-colored ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: tantric shivering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: indigo lay mediation

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: adventurous self-absorbed principal's office crotch

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: gay lodge elastic band

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Big sneaky criminal trust fund

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine national

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Swollen red incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Burgundy church building

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Big sneaky criminal trust fund

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: exhilarant gas station

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Big sneaky criminal trust fund

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: razzle high-end cumskin stage

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Plum aphrodisiac university

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Thirsty flushed reading party tanning salon

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sepia chapel

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Thirsty flushed reading party tanning salon

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: garnet resort laser beams

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Supple Vermilion Striped Hyena

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Stimulating windowlicker

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted wonderful parlor sex offender

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: multi-colored ratface

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Stimulating windowlicker

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: multi-colored ratface

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Insane deep spot party of the first part

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Stimulating windowlicker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Swollen red incel



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: azure learning disabled hell

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired silver kitty dingle berry

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: pearl vibrant kitty cat place of business

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: racy spruce orchestra pit

saame

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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: blathering cerise telephone address

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: transparent electric whorehouse

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Bateful slate knife

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Ebony trailer park

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: bright pozpig

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: curious poppy church

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Swollen red incel

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2).#49115313)