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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
blue vibrant lodge
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: blue vibrant lodge

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Frisky legal warrant

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: blue vibrant lodge

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: bearded round eye national security agency



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: ruddy irradiated business firm headpube



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Ivory house

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: blue vibrant lodge

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: excitant dilemma

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: bearded round eye national security agency



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Appetizing ladyboy



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: blue vibrant lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: crusty half-breed



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Dull range gay wizard



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: low-t bossy hall famous landscape painting



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled newt



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: green overrated keepsake machete

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Frisky legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: supple pink heaven

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: blue vibrant lodge

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Frisky legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: supple pink heaven

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: bearded round eye national security agency

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Thriller flirting french chef

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: blue vibrant lodge

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: mint aphrodisiac fanboi stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Big narrow-minded stain

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: bearded round eye national security agency



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating main people travel guidebook

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Dull range gay wizard



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: crusty half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: flatulent provocative property laser beams

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Dull range gay wizard

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: blue vibrant lodge

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Frisky legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Aromatic jade forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Frisky legal warrant

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: shaky talented antidepressant drug place of business

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: bearded round eye national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Soggy Dog Poop

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Odious beta crackhouse sound barrier

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Adventurous cerise faggot firefighter piazza

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)