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It's almost impossible to learn German

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Vibrant ticket booth knife
  01/26/18
I took reading German in grad school and it's not very hard....
Cerebral topaz hospital place of business
  01/26/18
I did as well -- for Graduate Reading Knowledge. I liked it,...
Maize big haunted graveyard
  01/26/18
same. learning the grammar and whatever special vocabulary t...
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
Speaking it is hard. Try spelling the words - jfc.
vigorous doobsian internal respiration
  01/26/18
Verkampfterbungenlingtaufhausen
Puce faggotry library
  01/26/18
(anti-semite)
Floppy sandwich roast beef
  01/26/18
Spelling isn't hard. It's a pretty phonetic language. Even t...
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
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sexy clown blood rage
  01/26/18
The grammar is hard
Orange titillating toaster site
  01/26/18
The grammar rules are complicated but can be mastered and me...
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
true but ljl at trying to do table lookups in real time
Claret jet-lagged mad cow disease home
  01/26/18
They write super long sentences that form an entire paragrap...
adventurous shimmering pervert
  07/06/25
All the "cases" and whatnot can be confusing, but ...
Puce faggotry library
  01/26/18
I didn't think french was bad at all. What was harder about ...
aquamarine violent codepig market
  01/26/18
Everything. Spelling, pronunciation etc.
Puce faggotry library
  01/26/18
Regular-speed spoken casual french is hard as fuck to unders...
Fluffy massive sanctuary
  01/26/18
written French is a pleasure spoken French is an incompreh...
Henna Drunken Private Investor Goyim
  07/06/25
do you just mean phonetically? french grammar is ljl easy
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
its like learning spanish, but with fucked up spelling/pronu...
aquamarine violent codepig market
  01/26/18
French is easy as fuck. Grammar rules, etc make more sense t...
Fiercely-loyal brass location boistinker
  01/26/18
(trilingual guy bagging groceries)
Fear-inspiring Spectacular Nursing Home
  01/26/18
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Frisky Glassy Step-uncle's House
  01/26/18
(Trilingual guy bagging groceries incapable of bagging cunni...
Frisky Glassy Step-uncle's House
  01/26/18
He's not a bagger
Orange titillating toaster site
  01/26/18
Lol he's the cart gatherer?
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
No, but the retarded kid he molests is.
flirting rose heaven
  01/26/18
?
Puce faggotry library
  01/26/18
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Erotic Garnet Plaza People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/18
edit
sexy clown blood rage
  01/26/18
I learned German as a hobby. Its not that hard. Can't spe...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
What little German I've studied struck me as incredibly easy...
Naked crackhouse
  01/26/18
That's ridiculous. I'm sure you've looked into French and It...
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
Italian is easy; French is fairly difficult. I speak native ...
Naked crackhouse
  01/26/18
julia effortlessly identifying massive german compound verbs...
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
I don't know what the fuck it is about French, but I've give...
Naked crackhouse
  01/26/18
I don't understand why you find French so hard if you know I...
mewling concupiscible marketing idea
  01/26/18
Julia picking up languages and adding them to her trophy cas...
Citrine State Windowlicker
  01/26/18
Arabic: I'm half Arab and have family in the Middle East Fr...
Naked crackhouse
  01/26/18
I'm re-learning/brushing up and I 100% agree. The prepositio...
Out-of-control idiotic dilemma
  01/26/18
The prepositions are difficult because many cognate with Eng...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
yep
Out-of-control idiotic dilemma
  01/26/18
3 genders in german v. 2 in french, and a more developed cas...
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
it's really almost 4 because the plural is kind of a gender ...
Out-of-control idiotic dilemma
  01/26/18
Which is still easier than Ukrainian (and I assume Russian i...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
not saying German is the hardest language out there.
Out-of-control idiotic dilemma
  01/26/18
this makes it a lot easier, actually. in latin all the plura...
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
There's other shit that gets more advanced that no one bothe...
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
i agree, n-declension is annoying. knowing when certain v...
Out-of-control idiotic dilemma
  01/26/18
N-nomen is a minor, minor grammatical point that hardly matt...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
The point is that there is a declination of nouns in the Ger...
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
No. In German there are tiny vestigial traces of nominal dec...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
How is this responsive? These things exist, and I'm not sure...
gaped confused milk sneaky criminal
  01/26/18
English possessive formation ('s) is technically nominal inf...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
Very scholarly sub thread
snowy space
  06/09/21
How do you feel about RSF having confirmed sock puppets that...
Bonkers stead
  01/26/18
LOL at German being "incredibly easy."
Fluffy massive sanctuary
  01/26/18
Some languages start out easy and then you fall off a cliff ...
adventurous shimmering pervert
  07/06/25
its the opposite. German starts off hard with having to know...
charismatic underhanded police squad
  07/06/25
I took German 1 my senior year of high school. It was pretty...
Fiercely-loyal brass location boistinker
  01/26/18
No, its not. The orthography is highly regular and all the ...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
I thought it was a pain in the ass. I took French for 3 year...
Fiercely-loyal brass location boistinker
  01/26/18
it's much easier than french or english, both of which i had...
Tantric medicated spot
  01/26/18
Bullshit on French. French is much easier.
mischievous hideous locus jew
  01/26/18
Its depends on what your native language is. The weird word...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
"La" and "le" is ways easier than die, d...
mischievous hideous locus jew
  01/26/18
Again, if your native language is inflectional learning a 4x...
transparent parlour
  01/26/18
now THIS is a low-iq thread if ever I've seen one
dead parlor
  01/26/18
cr, especially after I've freely shared with the bort the 5 ...
mewling concupiscible marketing idea
  01/26/18
don't recall these, but the trick is immersion. Took me 6 mo...
dead parlor
  01/26/18
which one?
sexy clown blood rage
  01/26/18
Finngolian.
dead parlor
  01/26/18
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Talented anal property round eye
  01/26/18
I rika Germoney, but a sperring Germoney is a harda. Guta T...
Talented anal property round eye
  01/26/18
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flirting rose heaven
  01/26/18
OP must be a gook. German should be easy to pick up if y...
Laughsome turquoise mental disorder
  01/26/18
you calling mark twain a gook? https://www.cs.utah.edu/~gba...
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
Devestating
arousing death wish gaming laptop
  01/26/18
"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in on...
Out-of-control idiotic dilemma
  01/26/18
lol
charismatic underhanded police squad
  07/06/25
this was 180
Fluffy massive sanctuary
  01/26/18
The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they mak...
pea-brained electric furnace double fault
  01/26/18
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Alcoholic International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/09/21
LMAO
charismatic underhanded police squad
  07/06/25
nothing wrong with this tbqh it's poetic
Henna Drunken Private Investor Goyim
  07/07/25
English people still write convoluted bullshit like this. It...
adventurous shimmering pervert
  07/07/25
This is basically an XO-ism
Lavender filthpig
  07/07/25
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cruel-hearted sick ratface immigrant
  01/26/18
in casual conversation you can just say "duh" inst...
copper institution persian
  01/26/18
No one thought to write anything good or important in German...
adventurous shimmering pervert
  07/06/25
Lmfao German is one of the easiest languages to learn. It's ...
Lavender filthpig
  07/07/25
Outed as a loser who never studied Japanese for one minute.
adventurous shimmering pervert
  07/07/25
(lex tp)
Lascivious Goal In Life Set
  07/07/25


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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth knife



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Cerebral topaz hospital place of business

I took reading German in grad school and it's not very hard. But speaking? Gadzooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243028)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Maize big haunted graveyard

I did as well -- for Graduate Reading Knowledge. I liked it, very structured and the rules were easier to follow than Spanish, with all the exceptions etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243047)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

same. learning the grammar and whatever special vocabulary there is for a couple of academic fields is pretty easy. no idea how to learn to produce it with any speed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243051)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: vigorous doobsian internal respiration

Speaking it is hard. Try spelling the words - jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243033)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Puce faggotry library

Verkampfterbungenlingtaufhausen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243038)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Floppy sandwich roast beef

(anti-semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243407)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

Spelling isn't hard. It's a pretty phonetic language. Even the grammar isn't hard, it's pretty mathematical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243058)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: sexy clown blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243068)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Orange titillating toaster site

The grammar is hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243282)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

The grammar rules are complicated but can be mastered and memorized like a multiplication table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243398)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Claret jet-lagged mad cow disease home

true but ljl at trying to do table lookups in real time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245598)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: adventurous shimmering pervert

They write super long sentences that form an entire paragraph, forcing you to go back and reverse engineer the whole thing to understand it. A lot of English people do this too. It's one reason medieval scholars forced Germans to write in Latin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076945)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Puce faggotry library

All the "cases" and whatnot can be confusing, but it's easier than French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243034)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: aquamarine violent codepig market

I didn't think french was bad at all. What was harder about french?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243069)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Puce faggotry library

Everything. Spelling, pronunciation etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243080)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Fluffy massive sanctuary

Regular-speed spoken casual french is hard as fuck to understand without years of tuning your ear due to the way words are blended together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245895)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Henna Drunken Private Investor Goyim

written French is a pleasure

spoken French is an incomprehensible nightmare imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076938)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

do you just mean phonetically? french grammar is ljl easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243076)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: aquamarine violent codepig market

its like learning spanish, but with fucked up spelling/pronunciation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243098)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brass location boistinker

French is easy as fuck. Grammar rules, etc make more sense than english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243165)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Spectacular Nursing Home

(trilingual guy bagging groceries)

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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Frisky Glassy Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Frisky Glassy Step-uncle's House

(Trilingual guy bagging groceries incapable of bagging cunnilingus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243223)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Orange titillating toaster site

He's not a bagger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243274)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

Lol he's the cart gatherer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243389)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: flirting rose heaven

No, but the retarded kid he molests is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243892)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Puce faggotry library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243970)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Erotic Garnet Plaza People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: sexy clown blood rage

edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243064)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: transparent parlour

I learned German as a hobby. Its not that hard. Can't speak it well because I have no one to speak it with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243082)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Naked crackhouse

What little German I've studied struck me as incredibly easy - easier than any other language I've tried to learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243103)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

That's ridiculous. I'm sure you've looked into French and Italian.

I think the hardest thing about German is the prepositions. Here the rules don't really make any fucking sense, especially in combination with the trennbar verbs. You end up repeating prepositions twice in a sentence and it feels and looks ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243143)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Naked crackhouse

Italian is easy; French is fairly difficult. I speak native Spanish, a smidge of Arabic, low-intermediate French, and high-intermediate/low advanced Italian. Introductory German was easier to me than any of these. I'll grant that the pronunciation is cumbersome, but French is arguably worse. I took a few years of French, and still don't understand a fucking word of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243168)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

julia effortlessly identifying massive german compound verbs and pleasurably navigating 6 line sentences with fucked up werden constructions, blown the fuck out by "difficult" french.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243201)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Naked crackhouse

I don't know what the fuck it is about French, but I've given up on that language. I'd rather dedicate my efforts where I see reasonable results - i.e.- picking up a little more Arabic and becoming more advanced in Italian. I may try Japanese in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243209)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: mewling concupiscible marketing idea

I don't understand why you find French so hard if you know Italian. French people visiting Italy will order in French at restaurants and be understood.

My French is pretty good, and I was able to get to a lower intermediate level in Italian in less than 2 wks of intense study. They'are lexicons have a 90% concordance rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243249)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Citrine State Windowlicker

Julia picking up languages and adding them to her trophy case. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243271)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Naked crackhouse

Arabic: I'm half Arab and have family in the Middle East

French: Learning a language was a mandatory elective in MS/HS

Italian: Basically a free language when you speak Spanish, and I enjoy Italian culture & visiting

Japanese: Seems a fun challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243450)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Out-of-control idiotic dilemma

I'm re-learning/brushing up and I 100% agree. The prepositions are really hard.

The other hard part is of course all the endings for the genders and cases. No individual one is hard obviously, but you really have to know your genders and cases for every noun, and you have to apply it quickly especially when speaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243205)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: transparent parlour

The prepositions are difficult because many cognate with English prepositions but used differently. Also, verbs with prepositions have altered meanings that can't be guessed from the preposition+verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243239)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Out-of-control idiotic dilemma

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243285)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

3 genders in german v. 2 in french, and a more developed case system (although not at god awful as russian, from what people tell me). i don't get this argument at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243261)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Out-of-control idiotic dilemma

it's really almost 4 because the plural is kind of a gender as well in certain cases, particularly the dative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243298)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: transparent parlour

Which is still easier than Ukrainian (and I assume Russian is pretty similar) where the genders have their own plural forms (although masculine and neuter plural are very similar). So the German gender x case grid is 4x4=16 things to learn versus Ukrainian (3x2)x7 = 42 things to learn, and that's not even considering that there are multiple forms of nominative declensions....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243436)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Out-of-control idiotic dilemma

not saying German is the hardest language out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243455)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

this makes it a lot easier, actually. in latin all the plurals are different, for instance, although there's sometimes a gendered/neuter split.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243544)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

There's other shit that gets more advanced that no one bothers to tell you about early on, with weak and strong verbs and N-Nomen (why do you say Mein Name ist, but then you say ich habe keinen Namen) and some verbs must be separated and some can't, even when the preposition part is the same.

English is very nuanced with prepositions as well, so that part is hard to understand for learners, but English is goddamn stupidly easy to get started and make yourself understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243385)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Out-of-control idiotic dilemma

i agree, n-declension is annoying.

knowing when certain verbs are reflexive also drives me crazy. as does using sein for certain verbs in the perfekt.

i honestly wish i could just live over there for 6 months to a year. i'd come back fluent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243451)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: transparent parlour

N-nomen is a minor, minor grammatical point that hardly matters is everyday German.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243486)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

The point is that there is a declination of nouns in the German language. And like the gender of a noun, there's basically no way to ascertain what applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243581)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: transparent parlour

No. In German there are tiny vestigial traces of nominal declension that are practically irrelevant for communication. Its not like Latin or Russian where not only are nouns fully declined, but each gender has multiple different declension schemes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243643)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: gaped confused milk sneaky criminal

How is this responsive? These things exist, and I'm not sure how the fact that they exist more frequently in other languages means they must not be learned.

Now please, remove your quivering boistinker from my line of sight. I have no interest in pleasuring you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243873)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: transparent parlour

English possessive formation ('s) is technically nominal inflection for the genitive case, but no one says English is nominally inflected, and neither is German in any meaningful way, faggit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244267)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: snowy space

Very scholarly sub thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#42601416)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Bonkers stead

How do you feel about RSF having confirmed sock puppets that outed people and mocked all Asians as clitdicks? Do you still feel RSF is super chill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243283)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Fluffy massive sanctuary

LOL at German being "incredibly easy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245918)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: adventurous shimmering pervert

Some languages start out easy and then you fall off a cliff when you get to the grammar shit, other languages are the reverse. I'm told Tagalog has a steep initial learning curve, even though it seems like it would be easy to get started, whereas German starts off easy and then leads you in circles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076953)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded police squad

its the opposite. German starts off hard with having to know the artikeln and proper declension in akkusativ, dativ, genetiv, Konjunktive I & II, regelmassig u. unregelmassig verben, and so forth, but gets easier once you have those fundamentals down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076968)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brass location boistinker

I took German 1 my senior year of high school. It was pretty hard. Spelling all the crap correctly is a pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243158)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: transparent parlour

No, its not. The orthography is highly regular and all the vowels are quite distinct (well except for u and u-umlaut)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243181)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brass location boistinker

I thought it was a pain in the ass. I took French for 3 years with the same teacher and aced it with no effort which is why I took German. Romance languages make more sense imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243414)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Tantric medicated spot

it's much easier than french or english, both of which i had to learn.

the reason is because both german pronouciation and german grammar follow more regular rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243306)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: mischievous hideous locus jew

Bullshit on French. French is much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243519)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: transparent parlour

Its depends on what your native language is. The weird word order in German which trips up English speakers may not be as big a deal for a non-English speakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243549)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: mischievous hideous locus jew

"La" and "le" is ways easier than die, das, der with all the tenses.

E.g.

Die Heimat is schoen.

Ich wohne in der Heimat.

All kinds of that stuff in German. It's tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243572)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: transparent parlour

Again, if your native language is inflectional learning a 4x4 grid of inflections is not a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35243589)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: dead parlor

now THIS is a low-iq thread if ever I've seen one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244009)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: mewling concupiscible marketing idea

cr, especially after I've freely shared with the bort the 5 SECRETS of SUCCESSFUL language learners that will surprise you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244035)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: dead parlor

don't recall these, but the trick is immersion. Took me 6 months to learn (up to a usable level) what's considered the hardest language using the Latin alphabet without any formal training, just full immersion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244066)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: sexy clown blood rage

which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244279)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: dead parlor

Finngolian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244299)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Talented anal property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244082)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Talented anal property round eye

I rika Germoney, but a sperring Germoney is a harda. Guta Taga!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244120)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: flirting rose heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244270)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Laughsome turquoise mental disorder

OP must be a gook.

German should be easy to pick up if you're a native English speaker. After Frisian and Dutch/Afrikaans, it's the closest language to English.

I was able to pick up basic German very quickly by just memorizing the most common 100 words and putting it to use with english grammer and from there learning the grammer from actual use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244285)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

you calling mark twain a gook?

https://www.cs.utah.edu/~gback/awfgrmlg.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35244307)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: arousing death wish gaming laptop

Devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245564)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control idiotic dilemma

"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076916)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Fluffy massive sanctuary

this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245946)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: pea-brained electric furnace double fault

The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they make by splitting a verb in two and putting half of it at the beginning of an exciting chapter and the other half at the end of it. Can any one conceive of anything more confusing than that? These things are called "separable verbs." The German grammar is blistered all over with separable verbs; and the wider the two portions of one of them are spread apart, the better the author of the crime is pleased with his performance. A favorite one is reiste ab -- which means departed. Here is an example which I culled from a novel and reduced to English:

"The trunks being now ready, he DE- after kissing his mother and sisters, and once more pressing to his bosom his adored Gretchen, who, dressed in simple white muslin, with a single tuberose in the ample folds of her rich brown hair, had tottered feebly down the stairs, still pale from the terror and excitement of the past evening, but longing to lay her poor aching head yet once again upon the breast of him whom she loved more dearly than life itself, PARTED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35246162)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#42601487)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded police squad

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076914)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:02 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Private Investor Goyim

nothing wrong with this tbqh

it's poetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49078051)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: adventurous shimmering pervert

English people still write convoluted bullshit like this. It's not strictly a "german" thing. I read some study released by the UK government, and it read exactly like a translation of something written in German. You wouldn't last a day in the US Govt if you wrote like that. It made me realize I'd picked up all my bad writing habits from English authors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49078054)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: Lavender filthpig

This is basically an XO-ism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49078056)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sick ratface immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35245540)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: copper institution persian

in casual conversation you can just say "duh" instead of the proper der/das/den whatever and people will get it. once you get over the hump of feeling like a dumbass, speaking it conversationally is fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#35246158)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: adventurous shimmering pervert

No one thought to write anything good or important in German until the late 19th century. There were no epic works of German literature or philosophy written in German until the late 19th century. It was always considered a total shit language even by native speakers, not appropriate for writing books on academic topics. Even Nietzsche trashed it while writing in German.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49076961)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: Lavender filthpig

Lmfao German is one of the easiest languages to learn. It's almost as easy as any of the romance languages. Extremely consistent rules and syntax, and spelling once you understand the system.

Vastly easier than any of the Asian languages or anything in Cyrillic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49078055)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: adventurous shimmering pervert

Outed as a loser who never studied Japanese for one minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49078057)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: Lascivious Goal In Life Set

(lex tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2).#49078076)