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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Exhilarant Shrine ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: magical jew base "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Aggressive Office Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: trip sapphire antidepressant drug My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: magical jew base LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: electric dilemma "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: magical jew base 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Bonkers orange chapel rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: magical jew base !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: magical jew base LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: electric dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: magical jew base !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: silver overrated stage incel I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: magical jew base This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: silver overrated stage incel our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: magical jew base Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Lime Odious Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Opaque community account center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Hateful Becky Shitlib aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: magical jew base Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Big-titted useless public bath hairy legs Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: magical jew base 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Mint impressive field cuckold Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: magical jew base ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: dashing rusted hall background story Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Big-titted useless public bath hairy legs Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Tripping bright indirect expression It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: magical jew base This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: magical jew base As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Aggressive Office Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: glittery fuchsia quadroon organic girlfriend [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: magical jew base 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Tripping bright indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Tripping bright indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: orchid lodge faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: shimmering rehab ape *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: magical jew base Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: shimmering rehab ape *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: magical jew base On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: shimmering rehab ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: magical jew base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: magical jew base I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: shimmering rehab ape o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: magical jew base <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653001) |