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Reminder: In "The Little Mermaid", Ariel LEGALLY signed her voice over to Ursula

She gave it up to the Sea Witch willingly, and then when she...
yellow chapel
  06/18/20
What is dumb is that King Triton tries to litigate pro se an...
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chest-beating marvelous school cafeteria
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Honey-headed mischievous native
  06/18/20
What kind of creature would the sea lawyer be?
yellow chapel
  06/18/20
as they would’ve done it? some old sea turtle wearing ...
chest-beating marvelous school cafeteria
  06/18/20
Barnacles have the largest dicks (relative to body size) in ...
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Find out which has the smallest, and then we found the lawye...
yellow chapel
  06/18/20
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motley theatre
  06/18/20
wtf that’s a real fish
thriller wild theater stage
  06/18/20
Otherwise known as the Finny Kravitz
Puce misanthropic cruise ship ratface
  06/18/20
we're supposed to call it a "southern grouper" now
Honey-headed mischievous native
  06/19/20
But did Prince Erik utilize excessive force in his arrest of...
hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy
  06/18/20
Also, she was a talented Sorceress and gets maligned as a &q...
yellow chapel
  06/18/20
C.J. Roberts, concurring
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  06/24/21
Purple Lives Matter
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#purplelivesmatter #believeallwomen #sorceressnotwitch
hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy
  06/18/20
Hilarious that you didn't think there would be a link. ht...
motley theatre
  06/18/20
jfc, you got me.
hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy
  06/18/20
This is how you do this correctly: But unlike the “...
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  06/18/20
Lmao at this psychotic projection
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Um, under the SEA the legal age of contract is 14. Learn2Sea...
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CBlf9s8FUlU/
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Honey-headed mischievous native
  06/18/20
TY, I really put effort into this
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thriller wild theater stage
  01/11/22
TCR
thriller wild theater stage
  06/18/20
(non-lawyer) Ariel was a minor the K was revocable at will
Honey-headed mischievous native
  06/18/20
This is plausible, but are you sure that 16 is a minor Under...
Puce misanthropic cruise ship ratface
  06/18/20
Definitely not. She was getting married wo her parents cons...
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  06/18/20
many states allow marriages at younger ages than normal cont...
Honey-headed mischievous native
  06/18/20
She did declare that she was "not a child" Mayb...
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pretty sure the analysis is going to be more complicated tha...
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  06/18/20
I didn't see any gold-fringed flag in Ursula's sea cave.
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Ursula was caught in a lethal legal and love triangle betwee...
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hmm not sure what the answer is on this but I do know we are...
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  06/18/20
(rainmaker) ... "but I would suggest that the value...
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No rain under the sea, it'd be a wavemaker*
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god damn it I forgot to check the moniker first
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I knew what paheal was, but decided it would be worth it.
fuchsia crackhouse
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was it
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I don't think he's gonna marry her. He fucked her and that's it.
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I can take care of you, but you have to earn it.
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It's too late!
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ITT: lawyers showing their age of consent jurisdictional pri...
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need nudes of all female parties to adjudicate who's entitle...
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How is a woman being unable to talk a curse? (Prince Eric)
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Problematic statement.
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Ursula had her minions sabotage her romantic efforts. She wa...
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Ariel without a voice was the ultimate woman.
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tp.
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Ursula offered no consideration.
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She turned her into a human for 3 days.
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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:42 AM
Author: yellow chapel

She gave it up to the Sea Witch willingly, and then when she decides that her legally binding contract isn't working for her and the Sea Witch may win over her man, Ariel plots to break the contract and then hires her dad to kill the witch. What a stupid, entitled bitch. Ursula Did Nothing Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442725)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: motley theatre

What is dumb is that King Triton tries to litigate pro se and ends up as a little plant. Had King Triton any sense he would have hired a sea-lawyer who could have easily invalidated the contract on the basis of Ariel's incapacity to contract - she clearly states she is 16. That's in addition to Ursula's breach of the covenant of good faith and fair dealing when she seduces Erik.

If Prince Erik wasn't there to thankfully attempt to arrest Ursula for trespassing in Royal waters (and subsequently killing Ursula for resisting arrest), Ariel & King Triton would be in a lot of trouble.

Moral of The Little Mermaid: hire a lawyer when you have legal trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442758)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: chest-beating marvelous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442769)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442774)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: yellow chapel

What kind of creature would the sea lawyer be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442807)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: chest-beating marvelous school cafeteria

as they would’ve done it? some old sea turtle wearing spectacles.

as they should’ve done it? a barnacle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442837)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: black multi-colored theater hissy fit

Barnacles have the largest dicks (relative to body size) in the animal kingdom, not flame.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16971-penis-length-isnt-everything-for-barnacle-males/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444331)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 4:52 PM
Author: yellow chapel

Find out which has the smallest, and then we found the lawyers of the sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444818)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome dingle berry hall

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40447218)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: frisky church cuckoldry

seahorse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679389)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: chest-beating marvelous school cafeteria

i didn’t wake up expecting to learn that fact today but i’m glad i did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444827)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: yellow chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444832)



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Date: November 15th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Electric Dull Station Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#45497888)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7nEVT2r7EkQ/UjkT5W7jdzI/AAAAAAAABlI/jNZ1KZgu2_E/s1600/blobfish.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442844)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: yellow chapel

18000000

"Who just joined?"

"This Latham Marianas Trench"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442850)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: frisky church cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679393)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:01 PM
Author: galvanic pit preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442865)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:21 PM
Author: frisky church cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442989)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:53 PM
Author: Talking Tanning Salon Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443235)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: thriller wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443342)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40447252)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: frisky church cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679392)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Insane nowag location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679794)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: thriller wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#43767308)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:37 PM
Author: motley theatre

You'd have to keep it PC:

https://www.focusfishing.com/species/black-jewfish/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443560)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: thriller wild theater stage

wtf that’s a real fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443769)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:50 PM
Author: Puce misanthropic cruise ship ratface

Otherwise known as the Finny Kravitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40447270)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 7:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native

we're supposed to call it a "southern grouper" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40448256)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy

But did Prince Erik utilize excessive force in his arrest of Ursula, who was merely trying to enforce her contract? Her death, ultimately, at the hands of a white male is nothing if not problematic. The fact that she always wears black and is female, ultimately invokes images of mansplaining and marginalization of women. Maybe if her voice was actually heard, the entire tragedy could have been avoided.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442826)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: yellow chapel

Also, she was a talented Sorceress and gets maligned as a "witch", rampant ageist, sexist, and quite frankly creaturist issues at play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442845)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz disgusting church building deer antler

C.J. Roberts, concurring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442849)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:55 PM
Author: abusive effete pocket flask haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443250)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 12:56 PM
Author: Azure space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679357)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse

Purple Lives Matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442947)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy

#purplelivesmatter #believeallwomen #sorceressnotwitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443209)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: motley theatre

Hilarious that you didn't think there would be a link.

https://www.bitchmedia.org/article/racist-resistance-to-black-ursula#:~:text=A%20Black%20Ursula%2C%20who%20swindles,advantage%20of%20hardworking%20American%20taxpayers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443525)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy

jfc, you got me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444265)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: motley theatre

This is how you do this correctly:

But unlike the “Mammy” stereotype, Ursula isn’t sweet or complacent: She’s unabashedly fraudulent and mischievous. To fatphobic viewers, her size may seem like an extension of her wrongdoing. A Black Ursula, who swindles poor, suspecting (white) Ariel and her merfolk, may closely resemble a “Welfare Queen,” the 1970s Reaganite caricature of a poor, Black, single mother who abuses government resources and takes advantage of hardworking American taxpayers. Stereotypical notions about the relationship between greed, obesity, and class status lend themselves to anti-Black imagery that has made fatness a moral crisis for Black people, especially Black women.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443538)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Dun indian lodge hunting ground

Lmao at this psychotic projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679787)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: Insane nowag location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679799)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:01 PM
Author: plum locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442877)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: offensive messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443258)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: offensive messiness

Um, under the SEA the legal age of contract is 14. Learn2SeaLaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443260)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: motley theatre

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBlf9s8FUlU/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443723)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444464)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 5:01 PM
Author: motley theatre

TY, I really put effort into this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444860)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: thriller wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#43767307)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: thriller wild theater stage

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442734)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native

(non-lawyer) Ariel was a minor the K was revocable at will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442757)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Puce misanthropic cruise ship ratface

This is plausible, but are you sure that 16 is a minor Under the Sea?

At any rate, she could probably use some sort of sovereign immunity argument against enforcement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442788)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: pea-brained cracking menage

Definitely not. She was getting married wo her parents consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442839)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native

many states allow marriages at younger ages than normal contracts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442941)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Abnormal aromatic temple useless brakes

She did declare that she was "not a child"

Maybe she emancipated before heading to Ursula's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443494)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:53 AM
Author: thriller wild theater stage

pretty sure the analysis is going to be more complicated than that bro given admiralty jurisdiction and possible application of foreign law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442795)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: Puce misanthropic cruise ship ratface

I didn't see any gold-fringed flag in Ursula's sea cave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442802)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:01 PM
Author: galvanic pit preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442874)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: yellow chapel

Ursula was caught in a lethal legal and love triangle between two Royal Families, one above the sea and one below, and all she wanted was love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442814)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native

hmm not sure what the answer is on this but I do know we are going to have to bill a LOT of hours to figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442938)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy

(rainmaker)

... "but I would suggest that the value of this matter far exceeds any billables that will result. We have a matter involving the reputations and business affairs of two royal families, and ultimately, the national security and stability of two nations. While seemingly limited to a wrongful death suit, the implications of a deal gone bad involving an unsavory merchant could create ripples that could impact the undersea economy for generations to come. As a result, I think we need to add bodies to this matter ASAP. Send an email to the associates that they should be ready to burn the midnight oil on this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443169)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:55 PM
Author: yellow chapel

No rain under the sea, it'd be a wavemaker*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443248)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443268)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Azure space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679427)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442836)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: White Keepsake Machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40442827)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: costumed office

god damn it I forgot to check the moniker first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443295)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:37 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse

I knew what paheal was, but decided it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443556)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: offensive messiness

was it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443598)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete
Subject: I don't think he's gonna marry her. He fucked her and that's it.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444367)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete
Subject: I can take care of you, but you have to earn it.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444384)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete
Subject: It's too late!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444387)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: offensive messiness

ITT: lawyers showing their age of consent jurisdictional privilege

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443276)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Ungodly Step-uncle's House Death Wish

need nudes of all female parties to adjudicate who's entitled to what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443585)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious library party of the first part

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443587)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: White Keepsake Machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40447385)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant tattoo base

How is a woman being unable to talk a curse? (Prince Eric)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40443731)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: hairless histrionic garrison ladyboy

Problematic statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444269)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: yellow chapel

Lawyer: "And she misled the prince, as Ariel had crabs and--"

Lawyer: "Objection, badgering the witness. She had A crab, and its name is Sebastian."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444830)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 12:59 PM
Author: yellow chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679377)



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Date: June 18th, 2020 5:10 PM
Author: Burgundy infuriating generalized bond brunch

I am pretty sure her case falls under Admiralty Law and she needed to check for FRINGE ON THE FLAG.

Not one clause of that K is valid until joinder is formed. Ursula is FRINGEPWNED. Maybe seek the advice of a notary next time, sea-bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#40444909)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: motley theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679852)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: yellow chapel

Can Ariel be tried as an adult for conspiracy to commit murder even though she's 16?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679406)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:10 PM
Author: boyish cerise university elastic band

Ursula had her minions sabotage her romantic efforts. She was about to seal the deal and then the boat got tipped over. That should void the K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679448)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Impertinent Milky Idea He Suggested Azn

Is this like the Taylor Swift / Scooter Braun thing ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42679452)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42680075)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 2:56 PM
Author: motley theatre

I knew what it would be, but I clicked anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#42680119)



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Date: November 2nd, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: stimulating cruel-hearted masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#45426318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: yellow chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#43767302)



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Date: November 2nd, 2022 4:42 PM
Author: nudist state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#45426231)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: Stirring Silver Heaven Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#45704166)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: gold sexy sneaky criminal

Ariel without a voice was the ultimate woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#48958390)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: buff degenerate

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#48958440)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: dashing vermilion genital piercing

Ursula offered no consideration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#48958506)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: gold sexy sneaky criminal

She turned her into a human for 3 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4563821&forum_id=2).#48958714)