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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: High-end Corn Cake ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: spruce hairless party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Massive bright sweet tailpipe crackhouse My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: electric blood rage "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Haunting big chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: electric blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Soul-stirring Property I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Soul-stirring Property our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: overrated internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Disrespectful lime cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Diverse insane forum aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Misunderstood keepsake machete Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: bat shit crazy rigpig Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: pale histrionic box office Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Misunderstood keepsake machete Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Blue turdskin sound barrier It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: spruce hairless party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Charcoal French Jap Friendly Grandma [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Blue turdskin sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Blue turdskin sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Indigo Nursing Home Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: cobalt abode travel guidebook *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: cobalt abode travel guidebook *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: cobalt abode travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: cobalt abode travel guidebook o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Vibrant autistic azn <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653001) |