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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode Coldplay Fan

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: cordovan field

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly crystalline regret clown

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: cordovan field

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly crystalline regret clown

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned outnumbered associate

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: cordovan field

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Awkward Office Tattoo

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: concupiscible public bath main people

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Out-of-control Travel Guidebook

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: heady station mad-dog skullcap

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: heady station mad-dog skullcap

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: heady station mad-dog skullcap

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: henna home lettuce

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated church building half-breed

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: heady station mad-dog skullcap

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: brindle thriller cruise ship

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Electric maroon stead

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Nofapping mint corner cumskin

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Newt

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: useless mind-boggling national

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: bistre rigor incel

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Laughsome principal's office cuckoldry

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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