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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan
  02/22/12
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  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
indecent brethren jew
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
indecent brethren jew
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Dark Chapel Cumskin
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
umber talented water buffalo depressive
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
indecent brethren jew
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
umber talented water buffalo depressive
  02/22/12
u jelly
indecent brethren jew
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
cerebral whorehouse
  12/13/15
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awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Frisky adventurous university jewess
  02/23/12
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awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Excitant Claret Roast Beef Legend
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
carnelian titillating theater stage
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
silver pervert
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan
  02/23/12
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awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  02/24/17
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supple lettuce
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
brindle insane ape candlestick maker
  02/25/12
cr
Multi-colored Bistre School Cafeteria
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Purple nibblets wagecucks
  02/12/13
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awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
peach histrionic selfie
  03/31/12
great american novelist
awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  10/26/12
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confused razzmatazz deer antler factory reset button
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
stubborn cuckold half-breed
  11/20/12
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Topaz aphrodisiac associate
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Topaz aphrodisiac associate
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
carnelian titillating theater stage
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Multi-colored Bistre School Cafeteria
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
stubborn cuckold half-breed
  01/19/13
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awkward abnormal plaza crotch
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Idiotic self-centered base yarmulke
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Dull Deranged Piazza
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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180 field athletic conference
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Purple nibblets wagecucks
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: sapphire tanning salon legal warrant



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: indecent brethren jew

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: indecent brethren jew

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Dark Chapel Cumskin

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: umber talented water buffalo depressive

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: indecent brethren jew

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: umber talented water buffalo depressive

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: indecent brethren jew

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: cerebral whorehouse

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Frisky adventurous university jewess

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Excitant Claret Roast Beef Legend

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: carnelian titillating theater stage

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: silver pervert

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: supple lettuce



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: brindle insane ape candlestick maker

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bistre School Cafeteria

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Purple nibblets wagecucks

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: peach histrionic selfie

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: confused razzmatazz deer antler factory reset button



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: electric honey-headed business firm coldplay fan

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: stubborn cuckold half-breed

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac associate



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac associate

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: carnelian titillating theater stage

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Bistre School Cafeteria

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: stubborn cuckold half-breed

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: awkward abnormal plaza crotch



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Idiotic self-centered base yarmulke

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Dull Deranged Piazza

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Bistre School Cafeteria

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: stubborn cuckold half-breed



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: arrogant motley property love of her life



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Red zombie-like theater sound barrier



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: 180 field athletic conference



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Purple nibblets wagecucks

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: olive aggressive space

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: 180 field athletic conference



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Cracking salmon institution feces



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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