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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Wine Trip Ticket Booth get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Contagious nowag cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: sadistic nofapping genital piercing height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Passionate piazza you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: idiotic up-to-no-good church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: scarlet shitlib Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: charcoal razzle immigrant It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: at-the-ready abnormal market Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: at-the-ready abnormal market Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: histrionic beta parlor fortuitous meteor Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: vibrant sapphire toilet seat elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: Crimson telephone tanning salon fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Big angry wrinkle i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: cerebral space I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: red abode turdskin lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Cracking hospital 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Galvanic bistre institution travel guidebook lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Tan flatulent station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Massive Locale Gay Wizard its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: Massive Locale Gay Wizard if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: misanthropic temple factory reset button if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: spruce harsh goal in life Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: spruce harsh goal in life only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: carnelian bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: spruce harsh goal in life All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: red abode turdskin jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: carnelian bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: spruce harsh goal in life TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Orange people who are hurt It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: spruce harsh goal in life "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: spruce harsh goal in life No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: spruce harsh goal in life Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Galvanic bistre institution travel guidebook Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Fragrant slate hell persian "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Orange people who are hurt eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Galvanic bistre institution travel guidebook DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Anal Talented Lodge Hissy Fit Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Magenta hilarious blood rage this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: Ultramarine meetinghouse it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Orange people who are hurt 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: Galvanic bistre institution travel guidebook See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: Orchid metal boltzmann It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Galvanic bistre institution travel guidebook cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Orange people who are hurt Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Anal Talented Lodge Hissy Fit Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Orange people who are hurt lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Galvanic bistre institution travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: red abode turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Orange people who are hurt rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: spruce harsh goal in life The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: sepia charismatic chad sanctuary this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: big-titted roast beef place of business I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: spruce harsh goal in life I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: charcoal razzle immigrant Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: adulterous lettuce pocket flask told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2).#27249403) |
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