\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Cravah - Columbia Offer Dinner recap

Date: September 27th, 2007 10:56 PM Author: Pau1ie Walnuts ...
supple senate
  08/12/13
...
massive spectacular idiot
  08/12/13
...
Racy goal in life
  08/30/17
lmao
Azure roast beef stage
  08/30/17
Triggering
brilliant exciting rigor
  08/30/17
One of my favorite threads ever. Also, the guy who got a...
Infuriating sooty tattoo
  08/30/17
JFC it's been 10 yrs since I started at the biglol- I can't ...
swashbuckling meetinghouse friendly grandma
  08/31/17
Also the rare thread where its excellence is matched by its ...
aquamarine range headpube
  08/31/17
...
Beta philosopher-king corner
  08/14/18
...
wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/14/18
...
supple senate
  08/14/18
Can anyone confirm that that dinner happened as recorded? I...
lemon son of senegal
  08/14/18
flame?
wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/14/18
yes
swashbuckling meetinghouse friendly grandma
  08/14/18
...
aquamarine range headpube
  07/12/21
...
aquamarine range headpube
  09/02/22
can you bump the one about a jewish dude getting a brand new...
Infuriating sooty tattoo
  09/02/22
...
Federal office
  09/02/22
https://youtu.be/_ShxUobdZnE?t=44
pink hall halford
  09/02/22
...
Racy goal in life
  07/06/24
...
Racy goal in life
  07/29/25
...
Racy goal in life
  08/14/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: supple senate

Date: September 27th, 2007 10:56 PM

Author: Pau1ie Walnuts

1. The place was filled, and filled with fucking douches. How many fucking people are Cravath accepting? There were at least 40 CLS students there, many of them were fucking obvious retards. what the fuck.

2. Guys, they emphasized that a) the attorneys will be coming from the office and wearing suits and ties, b) you can wear business casual, but wear a jacket (Daniel requires a jacket), yet many fucking retards still showed up with nasty ass wrinkly shirts untucked and no jackets. You fucking poors.

3. One douche ACCPED HIS OFFER during dinner. They stopped everyone and made a big deal out of it. "This guy just accepted our offer!! Woohoo!"

Fucking douchefag. Then he went around the room like he deserved fucking compliments.

4. Did I say 80% of the CLS students there were obvious retards? I forgot to mention the 8 Fordham transfers there. That's right, CLS students. If you didn't get an offer from Cravath, that's because these faggots from Fordham took your spots even though they scored 162 on the LSAT and couldn't get a decent undergrad GPA for their lives. Then they got dumped to Fordham, did better than the other retards there, and all of a sudden they're supposed to be smarter than you. When will CLS realize that just because these morons (by default) did better than the other imbeciles at Fordham doesn't mean they have a three-digit IQ? When will CLS stop accepting these faggots?

5. Fuck Cravath. I'm turning down the offer tomorrow.

EDIT: to clarify, i didn't just mean that the 40 CLS (well, 32, minus the Fordham fags) at the dinner were douchefags. Many undoubtedly were. But I was really trying to emphasize the fact that many were RETARDS. From my year at CLS I have met some truly bright people. Unfortunately, almost none of them were at the dinner tonight. Meanwhile, there were many retards who spoke FAR too often in class about things that revealed FAR too much of their ignorance and idiocy. Also unfortunately, almost all of them were at the dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=693081&forum_id=2#8698456)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#23826431)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: massive spectacular idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#23827354)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Racy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34103269)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Azure roast beef stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34103278)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: brilliant exciting rigor

Triggering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34104033)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Infuriating sooty tattoo

One of my favorite threads ever.

Also, the guy who got a special plate delivered to his table at an offer dinner, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34104107)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse friendly grandma

JFC it's been 10 yrs since I started at the biglol- I can't believe I drank that koolaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34107026)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: aquamarine range headpube

Also the rare thread where its excellence is matched by its parody counterpart.

Kelley Drye - Fordham Offer Dinner recap

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=693326&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#34107190)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Beta philosopher-king corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615478)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615532)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: supple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615336)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: lemon son of senegal

Can anyone confirm that that dinner happened as recorded? I can't imagine CLS grads would show up to Restaurant Daniel not looking sharp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615502)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615545)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse friendly grandma

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#36615666)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2021 12:44 PM
Author: aquamarine range headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#42768674)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: aquamarine range headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#45108951)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Infuriating sooty tattoo

can you bump the one about a jewish dude getting a brand new plate delivered to his table at an offer dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#45108968)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: Federal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#45108961)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: pink hall halford

https://youtu.be/_ShxUobdZnE?t=44

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#45108967)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Racy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#47814687)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 29th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Racy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#49141518)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Racy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2334724&forum_id=2).#49186762)