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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
tell me
talking at-the-ready boistinker
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
lol tyft
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Godawful puce codepig church
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
low-t bright home mexican
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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Vivacious Nighttime Rigor Abode
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  12/16/21
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
racy forum sandwich
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Opaque Motley Masturbator Set
  08/14/13
lmao
talking at-the-ready boistinker
  05/12/15
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Appetizing Seedy Incel Center
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wonderful hominid
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
racy forum sandwich
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Trip cruel-hearted shrine hunting ground
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
rofl
talking at-the-ready boistinker
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
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Mint pisswyrm state
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Opaque Motley Masturbator Set
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Mint pisswyrm state
  08/14/13
best of thread
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
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Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
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wonderful hominid
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
wonderful hominid
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
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disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
impressive church building pistol
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Opaque Motley Masturbator Set
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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talking at-the-ready boistinker
  08/14/13
180
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Talented Temple
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Lascivious poppy national
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
lol
Bisexual laughsome clown
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Mint pisswyrm state
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Provocative shaky dingle berry
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Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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Turquoise immigrant
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Amethyst dashing degenerate heaven
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Trip cruel-hearted shrine hunting ground
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Trip cruel-hearted shrine hunting ground
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Provocative shaky dingle berry
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
curious corn cake death wish
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Amethyst dashing degenerate heaven
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Provocative shaky dingle berry
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Marvelous Brindle Idiot
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Spruce tanning salon prole
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
whatever
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
canary out-of-control gaping range
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Mint pisswyrm state
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
lol
Floppy sable site stock car
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
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titillating mental disorder stage
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Mint pisswyrm state
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Hairraiser flirting institution
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Fragrant free-loading locale
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Fragrant free-loading locale
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
lol tyft
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
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irradiated office gay wizard
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Floppy sable site stock car
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Chest-beating adventurous kitty cat stead
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
exhilarant locus
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine
  08/14/13
165
Pink exciting genital piercing market
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
lmao
disturbing azure chad
  08/14/13
...
Marvelous Brindle Idiot
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
jet bateful theatre
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Concupiscible menage pervert
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Hairraiser flirting institution
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Hairraiser flirting institution
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Fragrant free-loading locale
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
Pics?
diverse ultramarine background story love of her life
  08/14/13
link?
Appetizing Seedy Incel Center
  08/17/13
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talking at-the-ready boistinker
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Umber Vigorous Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
bat-shit-crazy space scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Razzmatazz buck-toothed potus station
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Stirring gas station shitlib
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Stirring gas station shitlib
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Stirring gas station shitlib
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Provocative shaky dingle berry
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Charismatic spot boiling water
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Stirring gas station shitlib
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
crawly sinister orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Underrated
Pink exciting genital piercing market
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chrome glittery property
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Charismatic spot boiling water
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
crawly sinister orchestra pit
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
jet-lagged buff cruise ship
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
mustard theater stage
  08/14/13
lol
Heady senate
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
mustard theater stage
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Heady senate
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
mustard theater stage
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Charismatic spot boiling water
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
french mood
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Amethyst dashing degenerate heaven
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Shimmering Supple Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
180
Contagious Hideous Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Heady senate
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Arousing ruby library digit ratio
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Heady senate
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Aromatic parlour organic girlfriend
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passionate goal in life
  08/14/13
180
Stirring gas station shitlib
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crawly sinister orchestra pit
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Razzmatazz buck-toothed potus station
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bipolar becky
  09/11/13
Lmao
bearded brunch sex offender
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
razzle-dazzle startled rehab marketing idea
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Aromatic parlour organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
tantric judgmental newt
  08/14/13
lol
Stirring gas station shitlib
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
hateful candlestick maker legend
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180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Garnet histrionic plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
cerebral deranged casino
  08/17/13
poignant
180 crackhouse persian
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Translucent Big Main People
  08/17/13
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Aromatic parlour organic girlfriend
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
bipolar becky
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
shivering plum round eye queen of the night
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
jet-lagged buff cruise ship
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
low-t bright home mexican
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Cowardly obsidian coldplay fan jew
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
lilac excitant native international law enforcement agency
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Peach area
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
hilarious crystalline alpha mediation
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apoplectic stimulating friendly grandma
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
comical nursing home legal warrant
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swashbuckling ruddy messiness
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Arousing ruby library digit ratio
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Appetizing Seedy Incel Center
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Appetizing Seedy Incel Center
  12/23/15
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apoplectic stimulating friendly grandma
  01/05/16
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Appetizing Seedy Incel Center
  03/13/16
I want pizza
well-lubricated stag film
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swashbuckling ruddy messiness
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Hairraiser flirting institution
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
mildly autistic national security agency
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
clear chapel goyim
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
mildly autistic national security agency
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Misanthropic dilemma personal credit line
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Appetizing Seedy Incel Center
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: talking at-the-ready boistinker

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Godawful puce codepig church

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: low-t bright home mexican

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: apoplectic stimulating friendly grandma

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vivacious Nighttime Rigor Abode



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: vengeful spectacular knife

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: chrome glittery property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Talented Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: abnormal thirsty mother factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: glassy aphrodisiac indian lodge police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Dun Gaped Lodge Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cyan corner ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: racy forum sandwich

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Opaque Motley Masturbator Set

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: talking at-the-ready boistinker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: racy forum sandwich

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling toilet seat keepsake machete

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted shrine hunting ground

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: talking at-the-ready boistinker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: slate crusty partner trump supporter

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: unholy voyeur

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Heady senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Arousing ruby library digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: chrome glittery property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Dun Gaped Lodge Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Opaque Motley Masturbator Set

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: wonderful hominid

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: impressive church building pistol

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Opaque Motley Masturbator Set

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Lascivious poppy national

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: talking at-the-ready boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Floppy sable site stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: topaz indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Arousing ruby library digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: apoplectic stimulating friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Talented Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Lascivious poppy national

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Bisexual laughsome clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: comical nursing home legal warrant

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed sexy school cafeteria crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Turquoise immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: shivering plum round eye queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: shivering plum round eye queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Amethyst dashing degenerate heaven

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted shrine hunting ground

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted shrine hunting ground

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: curious corn cake death wish

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: orange galvanic foreskin public bath

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Amethyst dashing degenerate heaven

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Brindle Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Spruce tanning salon prole

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: canary out-of-control gaping range

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Floppy sable site stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Mint pisswyrm state

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Fragrant free-loading locale

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Fragrant free-loading locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: irradiated office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Floppy sable site stock car

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Chest-beating adventurous kitty cat stead

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: exhilarant locus

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed really tough guy dopamine

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Pink exciting genital piercing market

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: disturbing azure chad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Marvelous Brindle Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: jet bateful theatre

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage pervert

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Fragrant free-loading locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: diverse ultramarine background story love of her life

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: talking at-the-ready boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Umber Vigorous Useless Brakes

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy space scourge upon the earth

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz buck-toothed potus station

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Provocative shaky dingle berry

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Charismatic spot boiling water

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: crawly sinister orchestra pit

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Pink exciting genital piercing market

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: chrome glittery property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Charismatic spot boiling water

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: crawly sinister orchestra pit

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: jet-lagged buff cruise ship

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Faggot Firefighter Business Firm

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: mustard theater stage

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Heady senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: mustard theater stage

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Heady senate

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: mustard theater stage

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Charismatic spot boiling water

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: french mood

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Amethyst dashing degenerate heaven

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Supple Water Buffalo

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Contagious Hideous Affirmative Action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Heady senate

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Arousing ruby library digit ratio

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Heady senate

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: passionate goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: crawly sinister orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz buck-toothed potus station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: bipolar becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: bearded brunch sex offender

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle startled rehab marketing idea

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour organic girlfriend

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: tantric judgmental newt

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Very tactful scarlet volcanic crater university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: hateful candlestick maker legend

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: vibrant trailer park milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Garnet histrionic plaza

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: cerebral deranged casino

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: 180 crackhouse persian

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Translucent Big Main People

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Aromatic parlour organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: bipolar becky

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: shivering plum round eye queen of the night

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged buff cruise ship

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: low-t bright home mexican

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Cowardly obsidian coldplay fan jew

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: brass theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: lilac excitant native international law enforcement agency

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Peach area

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: hilarious crystalline alpha mediation

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: apoplectic stimulating friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: comical nursing home legal warrant

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruddy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Arousing ruby library digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: apoplectic stimulating friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated stag film

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruddy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: mildly autistic national security agency

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: clear chapel goyim

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: mildly autistic national security agency

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Incel Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed awkward hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#44198924)